Not the Real Simon 🏳️⚧️
@nottherealsimon44.bsky.social
They/he/fae. 29. Polyam house husband.
18+ content will happen occasionally
Long live the Wyvern King!
18+ content will happen occasionally
Long live the Wyvern King!
August 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"it's so fucked" The highest praise a man can receive on his fanfic idea 👌😂
#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines
#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines
August 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
"it's so fucked" The highest praise a man can receive on his fanfic idea 👌😂
#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines
#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines
August 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
When a favorite creator likes your comment 👌
August 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
When a favorite creator likes your comment 👌
July 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
July 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Turning this into a keychain baybee
June 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Turning this into a keychain baybee
I may be broken, but at least my braces look kinda cool
June 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I may be broken, but at least my braces look kinda cool
Wooly worms
May 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Wooly worms
I was supposed to be drawing but Reggie has other plans
May 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I was supposed to be drawing but Reggie has other plans
My absolute favorite of my sticker book pages, Aziraphale! Crowley to come soon hopefully
#goodomens #Aziraphale
#goodomens #Aziraphale
May 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My absolute favorite of my sticker book pages, Aziraphale! Crowley to come soon hopefully
#goodomens #Aziraphale
#goodomens #Aziraphale
A few other sticker book pages
May 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A few other sticker book pages
One of my favorite pages from my sticker book
May 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
One of my favorite pages from my sticker book
Autism nest
May 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Autism nest
I'll be keeping y'all updated on my trauma as I read this 😅
#focusonthefamily #trauma #religioustrauma #exvangelical #exchristian
#focusonthefamily #trauma #religioustrauma #exvangelical #exchristian
May 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'll be keeping y'all updated on my trauma as I read this 😅
#focusonthefamily #trauma #religioustrauma #exvangelical #exchristian
#focusonthefamily #trauma #religioustrauma #exvangelical #exchristian
WIP of my OCs Eliza (she/her) and Sherringford (he/they). Despite appearances, they aren't actually dating or married, but in a committed, deeply loving, long term queer relationship that nobody, not even them (or me), can quite define lol finished product coming soon!
#Originalcharacters #OCs #art
#Originalcharacters #OCs #art
May 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
WIP of my OCs Eliza (she/her) and Sherringford (he/they). Despite appearances, they aren't actually dating or married, but in a committed, deeply loving, long term queer relationship that nobody, not even them (or me), can quite define lol finished product coming soon!
#Originalcharacters #OCs #art
#Originalcharacters #OCs #art
May or may not be making myself custom adventures in Odyssey emotes for discord
#adventuresinodyssey
#adventuresinodyssey
May 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
May or may not be making myself custom adventures in Odyssey emotes for discord
#adventuresinodyssey
#adventuresinodyssey
I had a weird dream last night about this sentiment magic rock that said it could give ultimate power to whoever held it (kinda had One Ring vibes) and all the main six were human and so was I, and we were trying to keep it away from Discord because it was already affecting him from a distance. (1)
April 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I had a weird dream last night about this sentiment magic rock that said it could give ultimate power to whoever held it (kinda had One Ring vibes) and all the main six were human and so was I, and we were trying to keep it away from Discord because it was already affecting him from a distance. (1)
Honestly I feel guilty sometimes
April 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Honestly I feel guilty sometimes
Here it is! I'm so happy with it! I may add more details in the future but either way I adore it
April 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Here it is! I'm so happy with it! I may add more details in the future but either way I adore it
Sometimes you just gotta dig up old drawings of even older media from the emptiest fandom you can find because you love the soft spoken British gay coded minor character that deserved better and he's on your mind again
#adventuresinOdyssey
#adventuresinOdyssey
April 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sometimes you just gotta dig up old drawings of even older media from the emptiest fandom you can find because you love the soft spoken British gay coded minor character that deserved better and he's on your mind again
#adventuresinOdyssey
#adventuresinOdyssey
Sometimes when the world is falling apart you just gotta come up with new poses for the boyfriends lol star trek is so silly and I love that about it
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sometimes when the world is falling apart you just gotta come up with new poses for the boyfriends lol star trek is so silly and I love that about it
My girlfriend won! First time too, I'm so proud of her! At least I didn't die first lol
March 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My girlfriend won! First time too, I'm so proud of her! At least I didn't die first lol
Sometimes art imitates, well other art
#starwarsepicduels
#starwarsepicduels
March 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sometimes art imitates, well other art
#starwarsepicduels
#starwarsepicduels