Joe Corll
@notmytwitter.bsky.social
A 30-something guy trying to stay relevant.
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The Spanish word for gummies is Gomitas. That's a new fun word to say.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Spanish word for gummies is Gomitas. That's a new fun word to say.
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Y’all this is why “we decided to do a preventative MRI on this 79 year old and scanned everything but the brain” isn’t credible.
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Y’all this is why “we decided to do a preventative MRI on this 79 year old and scanned everything but the brain” isn’t credible.
Do you tap the gas nozzle after it's done to get the last few drops, or are you rich?
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Do you tap the gas nozzle after it's done to get the last few drops, or are you rich?
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I told dick cheny the sybian was too strong but he wouldnt listen
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I told dick cheny the sybian was too strong but he wouldnt listen
Living in a community/town where you can bump into people you know on the street is such a neat feeling if you've never experienced it.
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Living in a community/town where you can bump into people you know on the street is such a neat feeling if you've never experienced it.
Standing on the sidewalk admiring the trees and sky because I just sat on a bench for too long and now my left leg is asleep.
Getting old sucks.
Getting old sucks.
October 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Standing on the sidewalk admiring the trees and sky because I just sat on a bench for too long and now my left leg is asleep.
Getting old sucks.
Getting old sucks.
What happened to the days of quiet public libraries?
I've been to 4 local community libraries in the last 3 months, and EVERY SINGLE ONE has had loud programming in the main book area, with no separate rooms to contain them in.
I've been to 4 local community libraries in the last 3 months, and EVERY SINGLE ONE has had loud programming in the main book area, with no separate rooms to contain them in.
October 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What happened to the days of quiet public libraries?
I've been to 4 local community libraries in the last 3 months, and EVERY SINGLE ONE has had loud programming in the main book area, with no separate rooms to contain them in.
I've been to 4 local community libraries in the last 3 months, and EVERY SINGLE ONE has had loud programming in the main book area, with no separate rooms to contain them in.
Confucius say: man who walk with three-legged dog walk at 75% speed.
September 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Confucius say: man who walk with three-legged dog walk at 75% speed.
For those upset about Bad Bunny (a non-american) being the Super Bowl halftime show.
I’m going to hold your hand and let you know: Bad Bunny is Puerto Rican, you know, as in part of the United States.
I know it's hard to comprehend. It's okay. Here are your blocks, and your applesauce.
I’m going to hold your hand and let you know: Bad Bunny is Puerto Rican, you know, as in part of the United States.
I know it's hard to comprehend. It's okay. Here are your blocks, and your applesauce.
September 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For those upset about Bad Bunny (a non-american) being the Super Bowl halftime show.
I’m going to hold your hand and let you know: Bad Bunny is Puerto Rican, you know, as in part of the United States.
I know it's hard to comprehend. It's okay. Here are your blocks, and your applesauce.
I’m going to hold your hand and let you know: Bad Bunny is Puerto Rican, you know, as in part of the United States.
I know it's hard to comprehend. It's okay. Here are your blocks, and your applesauce.
Mrs. Darbus sounds like Ms. Frizzle. Don't @ me.
September 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Mrs. Darbus sounds like Ms. Frizzle. Don't @ me.
@arroweventspgh.bsky.social the new website looks AWESOME. Great job on it!
September 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@arroweventspgh.bsky.social the new website looks AWESOME. Great job on it!
I don't know how to feel about this. The resemblance is uncanny.
I think I found my Halloween costume for this year. 😂 @samreich.bsky.social
I think I found my Halloween costume for this year. 😂 @samreich.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don't know how to feel about this. The resemblance is uncanny.
I think I found my Halloween costume for this year. 😂 @samreich.bsky.social
I think I found my Halloween costume for this year. 😂 @samreich.bsky.social
RIP Charlie Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
RIP Charlie Kirk.
At my in-laws, and my FIL is watching a reaction video to the 2020 Oscars.
He's so odd.
He's so odd.
August 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
At my in-laws, and my FIL is watching a reaction video to the 2020 Oscars.
He's so odd.
He's so odd.
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If you ask me "How are you doing?" and I give you an honest answer, don't be shocked if I say I've had a rather bad day.
Not everyone is always "Doing well!".
Not everyone is always "Doing well!".
August 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you ask me "How are you doing?" and I give you an honest answer, don't be shocked if I say I've had a rather bad day.
Not everyone is always "Doing well!".
Not everyone is always "Doing well!".
I just watched a squirrel carry a full sized apple across a parking lot and 10' up a tree.
I'm so proud of him.
I'm so proud of him.
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I just watched a squirrel carry a full sized apple across a parking lot and 10' up a tree.
I'm so proud of him.
I'm so proud of him.
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My spoons runneth dry.
August 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My spoons runneth dry.
Christopher Walken playing a gay man is wild to me. #Severance
August 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Christopher Walken playing a gay man is wild to me. #Severance
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I ‘fooled’ Samsung’s new antioxidant feature with a Cheez-It
I ‘fooled’ Samsung’s new antioxidant feature with a Cheez-It
Apparently, cheddar has carotenoids.
buff.ly
July 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I ‘fooled’ Samsung’s new antioxidant feature with a Cheez-It
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A good thread of Fun Friday reads.
Some great stories today on The Verge by @vicmsong.bsky.social @allisonjo1.bsky.social @dompreston.com
I ‘fooled’ Samsung’s new antioxidant feature with a Cheez-It
Apparently, cheddar has carotenoids.
www.theverge.com
July 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A good thread of Fun Friday reads.
Just tried a Zyn for the first time, and jesus christ.
After only 10 mins, I feel like I just chainsmoked an entire pack of cigs. I feel like shit.
I guess we don't have to worry about me getting addicted to it. lol
After only 10 mins, I feel like I just chainsmoked an entire pack of cigs. I feel like shit.
I guess we don't have to worry about me getting addicted to it. lol
July 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Just tried a Zyn for the first time, and jesus christ.
After only 10 mins, I feel like I just chainsmoked an entire pack of cigs. I feel like shit.
I guess we don't have to worry about me getting addicted to it. lol
After only 10 mins, I feel like I just chainsmoked an entire pack of cigs. I feel like shit.
I guess we don't have to worry about me getting addicted to it. lol
I need a solid win in life right now.
July 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I need a solid win in life right now.
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NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
www.wired.com
July 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”