NOT Issa Tall
notissatall.bsky.social
NOT Issa Tall
@notissatall.bsky.social
Je ne pas Issa Tall. Je suis la un fille! #Crew96
Velp. Merde...

Serious note: My problem with this, it makes MLS look like we don't know what we're doing. It diminishes our league in the eyes of most europeans, who already have a superiority complex. Rather, this was because Celtic fans want win-now rather than build a winning system. #Crew96
BREAKING: Celtic has sacked Wilfried Nancy after about a month in charge.
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Maybe I zaw dis coming... Non? Crew96
Celtic boss Wilfried Nancy appears to be on the brink of dismissal just a month after stepping into Brendan Rodgers' shoes.
Celtic have four options to replace Wilfried Nancy after Rangers humiliation
www.mirror.co.uk
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Would evaryune juzt zhut oop und let me cooque! #Crew96
www.thedisrespected.com/10-minutes-w...
10 minutes with Issa Tall, general manager of the Columbus Crew, upon the hiring of a new coach
It's not easy to replace Wilfried Nancy
www.thedisrespected.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Happy new year, everyone!🥂
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January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I waz zleeping... Did I mizz zomephing? #Crew96 #HappyNewYear
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media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Finalists"
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As long as 'he' says non. #Crew96
🟡 Sources: Russell Martin is among finalists to become the next Columbus Crew head coach.

Martin was most recently with Rangers and Southampton.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/692...
Martin among final candidates for Columbus Crew head coach role
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What did I zay?
Ummm... I juzt got a call from Scootlund....

... You won't be appy next veek...
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The Livingston vs Celtic announcers on CBS Sports are chatting up transfer ideas for Celtic. The play-by-play guy (Chris) asks if Celtic will look at Columbus #Crew96 players familiar with Nancy's system.

Other announcer: "Do you know something, Chris?"

Chris: "I'll tell you later."
December 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Really interested in knowing who our new coach will be…

I’m hoping when that’s finalized we get more player movement* this roster needs work. Issa and the new guy can’t think this is good enough.

*and I mean in

#Crew96
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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thecelticstar.com/livingston-2...

Interesting tidbit here for #Crew96 fans…Columbus tried to sign Nygren
December 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ummm... I juzt got a call from Scootlund....

... You won't be appy next veek...
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Looks like the Crew have a d-mid on the way.

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Talking new #Crew96 acquisition and #CBJ, who have same .500 record at holiday break as they did last year. New post at thedisrespected.com goes up for, and gets emailed to, paid subscribers early Wed. a.m.
www.thedisrespected.com/p/e8b5eed0-b...
Columbus Crew have a candidate at midfield (if not coach)
And the Blue Jackets win a game before the break
www.thedisrespected.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Well #Crew96...
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hohn Ze of little faith. Bonjour mes amis. #Crew96
Come home, daddy. 🙏
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
To whomeva senta me the casea "Avxe Boda Spreay", in Fronce, ve call et Lynx. N Non, I donta stenk. I do fart en yhour general derection. Lolz.
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
J'adore Bluzky!
I read about Christopher Columbus claiming to not only have seen a mermaid but his crew had sex with it but mermaid sightings are just manatees so yeah Columbus and his crew raped manatees, men can't be locked away in the ocean for days without finding anything to rape
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Du zey du glazzes d'vino? Azking phor en ami...
The glassware of champions. First and foremost, I'd like to give thanks to myself for being so knowledgeable about soccer. As the Continuing Champion of two different podcast pick'em competitions, I deserve this. Second, thanks to @upper90clubpod.bsky.social, a first-class bunch of lads. #Crew96
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Juzz now reading zees! Sac le blue! We Aar Mazzive! #Crew96

Did tu know A Zed's papa es a Jazz Muzi can?
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Slow Ride 🎢
#Foghat
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December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM