IYKYK
nothingrllymtrz.bsky.social
IYKYK
@nothingrllymtrz.bsky.social
Vegan, software dev, old AF. New here, trying to find my former Twitter people. Semi-centenarian.

He/him
It's been a while since I got the weekly vegan special but I might have to get this one... although Korean stew with fish and chips does sound a little strange
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Assigned meatloaf at birth?
February 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Lead, lead, and led are three different words.

Read, read, and red are three different words.

Bead and bed are real words, but bead isn't.
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
One of my best friends is being bothered by the COPs, except in this case that stands for cryptogenic organizing pneumonia. 😞
February 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I guess on the bright side, this year I didn't have to buy an insanely overpriced "For my wife" Valentine's Day card.
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
In the interest of being more honest, I'm going to try to stop writing LOL and instead write QCTM.
February 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Do I want multiple onions or just one? A single olive?
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
No matter what you think about the people it hits, fuck cancer.
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I saw this headline and immediately thought it was the Canadian spelling of moron.
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It's just the best when they schedule you for a test without contacting you to tell you why it's scheduled 🤦🏻‍♂️
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
42 minutes ago... but it only became 9-0 a few minutes ago 😱😱😱
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Sushi, deviled eggs (vegan of course), and pickled cauliflower
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
People call me ugly until they get to know me.

Then they don't call me at all.
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kind of strange that to help diagnose what's causing my anemia they took 16 tubes of blood this morning...
a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck
ALT: a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
People think that queer content in entertainment is new, but they forget about The Bi-onic Woman.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Wel shit alian pizza?
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"Half my age plus 7" is only not creepy if you're 14.
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Idea to infuriate some people:

Refer to gumbo as jambalaya and vice versa, and when corrected reply "whatever, it's the same thing."
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
My theory is that conservative cis men dgaf about trans women in sports, but they're terrified of the possibility of losing to a trans man.
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Typo or just extra spicy? 🤣
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
One of each please
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Yesterday I walked past a sign and got excited for a moment about "oat milk cheese" until I walked back and saw the g. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I wish I had someone to share these with
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Vegan eggs on English muffin
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Goodbye prednisone!
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM