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@nothingrllymtrz.bsky.social
Vegan, software dev, old AF. New here, trying to find my former Twitter people. Semi-centenarian.
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It's been a while since I got the weekly vegan special but I might have to get this one... although Korean stew with fish and chips does sound a little strange
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It's been a while since I got the weekly vegan special but I might have to get this one... although Korean stew with fish and chips does sound a little strange
Assigned meatloaf at birth?
February 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Assigned meatloaf at birth?
Lead, lead, and led are three different words.
Read, read, and red are three different words.
Bead and bed are real words, but bead isn't.
Read, read, and red are three different words.
Bead and bed are real words, but bead isn't.
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Lead, lead, and led are three different words.
Read, read, and red are three different words.
Bead and bed are real words, but bead isn't.
Read, read, and red are three different words.
Bead and bed are real words, but bead isn't.
One of my best friends is being bothered by the COPs, except in this case that stands for cryptogenic organizing pneumonia. 😞
February 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
One of my best friends is being bothered by the COPs, except in this case that stands for cryptogenic organizing pneumonia. 😞
I guess on the bright side, this year I didn't have to buy an insanely overpriced "For my wife" Valentine's Day card.
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I guess on the bright side, this year I didn't have to buy an insanely overpriced "For my wife" Valentine's Day card.
In the interest of being more honest, I'm going to try to stop writing LOL and instead write QCTM.
February 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
In the interest of being more honest, I'm going to try to stop writing LOL and instead write QCTM.
Do I want multiple onions or just one? A single olive?
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Do I want multiple onions or just one? A single olive?
No matter what you think about the people it hits, fuck cancer.
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
No matter what you think about the people it hits, fuck cancer.
I saw this headline and immediately thought it was the Canadian spelling of moron.
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I saw this headline and immediately thought it was the Canadian spelling of moron.
It's just the best when they schedule you for a test without contacting you to tell you why it's scheduled 🤦🏻♂️
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It's just the best when they schedule you for a test without contacting you to tell you why it's scheduled 🤦🏻♂️
42 minutes ago... but it only became 9-0 a few minutes ago 😱😱😱
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
42 minutes ago... but it only became 9-0 a few minutes ago 😱😱😱
Sushi, deviled eggs (vegan of course), and pickled cauliflower
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Sushi, deviled eggs (vegan of course), and pickled cauliflower
People call me ugly until they get to know me.
Then they don't call me at all.
Then they don't call me at all.
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
People call me ugly until they get to know me.
Then they don't call me at all.
Then they don't call me at all.
Kind of strange that to help diagnose what's causing my anemia they took 16 tubes of blood this morning...
a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck
ALT: a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Kind of strange that to help diagnose what's causing my anemia they took 16 tubes of blood this morning...
People think that queer content in entertainment is new, but they forget about The Bi-onic Woman.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
People think that queer content in entertainment is new, but they forget about The Bi-onic Woman.
Wel shit alian pizza?
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Wel shit alian pizza?
"Half my age plus 7" is only not creepy if you're 14.
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
"Half my age plus 7" is only not creepy if you're 14.
Idea to infuriate some people:
Refer to gumbo as jambalaya and vice versa, and when corrected reply "whatever, it's the same thing."
Refer to gumbo as jambalaya and vice versa, and when corrected reply "whatever, it's the same thing."
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Idea to infuriate some people:
Refer to gumbo as jambalaya and vice versa, and when corrected reply "whatever, it's the same thing."
Refer to gumbo as jambalaya and vice versa, and when corrected reply "whatever, it's the same thing."
My theory is that conservative cis men dgaf about trans women in sports, but they're terrified of the possibility of losing to a trans man.
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
My theory is that conservative cis men dgaf about trans women in sports, but they're terrified of the possibility of losing to a trans man.
Typo or just extra spicy? 🤣
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Typo or just extra spicy? 🤣
One of each please
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
One of each please
Yesterday I walked past a sign and got excited for a moment about "oat milk cheese" until I walked back and saw the g. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Yesterday I walked past a sign and got excited for a moment about "oat milk cheese" until I walked back and saw the g. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I wish I had someone to share these with
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I wish I had someone to share these with
Vegan eggs on English muffin
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Vegan eggs on English muffin
Goodbye prednisone!
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Goodbye prednisone!