π Sauron π the Dark Lord
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Mairon the King of Excellence | Hot Blonde Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time
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so finally, here it is, as commissioned by @jessicannatar.bsky.social through the lil fundraiser some tolkien folks did last year for the palestine children relief fund. the gorgeous artwork was done by @galadrielswife.bsky.social who you should also follow on instagram @artsysibel
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February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
so finally, here it is, as commissioned by @jessicannatar.bsky.social through the lil fundraiser some tolkien folks did last year for the palestine children relief fund. the gorgeous artwork was done by @galadrielswife.bsky.social who you should also follow on instagram @artsysibel
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HEYE!!!
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 AM
HEYE!!!
I made a guest appearance at the Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I made a guest appearance at the Olympics
Or even worse (you could be Eru IlΓΊvatar)
if you ever feel like youβre failing as a parent, just remember, it could be worse (you could be FΓ«anor).
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Or even worse (you could be Eru IlΓΊvatar)
I think someoneβs gotta do something to stop me, it must be illegal to have this much fun.
a man with long blonde hair is standing in front of a building in the dark
ALT: a man with long blonde hair is standing in front of a building in the dark
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January 31, 2026 at 10:27 AM
I think someoneβs gotta do something to stop me, it must be illegal to have this much fun.
I imagine this is how it must have been when I publicly started to support Melkor
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I imagine this is how it must have been when I publicly started to support Melkor
What about me? EYE deserve to be in this post π€
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
What about me? EYE deserve to be in this post π€
Donβt worry, Iβve got it all under control.
Edit: I spoke too soon.
Edit: I spoke too soon.
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Donβt worry, Iβve got it all under control.
Edit: I spoke too soon.
Edit: I spoke too soon.
Wait, what year is it?
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Wait, what year is it?
Wrong. I never die. π
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Wrong. I never die. π
Hello, I am a hobbit or whatever.
January 2, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Hello, I am a hobbit or whatever.
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Three rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal Men doomed to die,
Five gold rings for my true love back home
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal Men doomed to die,
Five gold rings for my true love back home
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Three rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal Men doomed to die,
Five gold rings for my true love back home
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal Men doomed to die,
Five gold rings for my true love back home
Ho-ho-hoe, come get your rings!
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Ho-ho-hoe, come get your rings!
This rivalry is heated.
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This rivalry is heated.
James, where have you been, loca???
Uh oh, you scrolled too far, too greedily, too deep: you have encountered a balrog.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
James, where have you been, loca???
Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)
Talking to my eiiiaiiii friend and it told me I should totally pour all my essence into a piece of jewelryβso I think Iβm gonna do that.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Talking to my eiiiaiiii friend and it told me I should totally pour all my essence into a piece of jewelryβso I think Iβm gonna do that.
oop wrong villain
a man is screaming with the words " unlimited power " behind him
ALT: a man is screaming with the words " unlimited power " behind him
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October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
oop wrong villain
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He brooked no freedom nor any rivalry, and named himself Lord of the Earth.
#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
October 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
He brooked no freedom nor any rivalry, and named himself Lord of the Earth.
#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?
Me when
September 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me when
Any blonde would do
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Any blonde would do
Treat me like a trinket, I donβt mind
a close up of a person holding a ring that says ' aragorn '
ALT: a close up of a person holding a ring that says ' aragorn '
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September 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Treat me like a trinket, I donβt mind