🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord
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Mairon the King of Excellence | Hot Blonde Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time
#tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes
#tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes
James, where have you been, loca???
Uh oh, you scrolled too far, too greedily, too deep: you have encountered a balrog.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
James, where have you been, loca???
Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)
Talking to my eiiiaiiii friend and it told me I should totally pour all my essence into a piece of jewelry—so I think I’m gonna do that.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Talking to my eiiiaiiii friend and it told me I should totally pour all my essence into a piece of jewelry—so I think I’m gonna do that.
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He brooked no freedom nor any rivalry, and named himself Lord of the Earth.
#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
October 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
He brooked no freedom nor any rivalry, and named himself Lord of the Earth.
#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?
Any blonde would do
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Any blonde would do
Treat me like a trinket, I don’t mind
a close up of a person holding a ring that says ' aragorn '
ALT: a close up of a person holding a ring that says ' aragorn '
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Treat me like a trinket, I don’t mind
In response to not receiving the attention I deserve, I will now cause problems on purpose.
September 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
In response to not receiving the attention I deserve, I will now cause problems on purpose.
Never beating the allegations
September 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Never beating the allegations
Joke’s on you, I was the garlic farmer too.
September 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Joke’s on you, I was the garlic farmer too.
You know what? I do feel remorse. For not putting myself first more.
August 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You know what? I do feel remorse. For not putting myself first more.
Will you be my wEYEfe? 💍
August 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Will you be my wEYEfe? 💍
Buy $auron C0in limited time offer 👁️
August 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Buy $auron C0in limited time offer 👁️
Rings for free.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Rings for free.
Just vibes.
a painting of a volcano erupting with a castle in the background
ALT: a painting of a volcano erupting with a castle in the background
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Just vibes.
I know I act unemployed but I actually do have a job.
August 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I know I act unemployed but I actually do have a job.
woof
In my past life I was her dog, that's why I bark everytime I see her
August 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
woof
Can I be your fuckable loser?
August 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can I be your fuckable loser?
SIGH
July 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
SIGH
Introverted but willing to discuss rings for men.
July 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Introverted but willing to discuss rings for men.
Me at the slightest inconvenience
July 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Me at the slightest inconvenience
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