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Mairon the King of Excellence | Hot Blonde Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time
#tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes
Or even worse (you could be Eru Ilúvatar)
if you ever feel like you’re failing as a parent, just remember, it could be worse (you could be Fëanor).
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I think someone’s gotta do something to stop me, it must be illegal to have this much fun.
a man with long blonde hair is standing in front of a building in the dark
ALT: a man with long blonde hair is standing in front of a building in the dark
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January 31, 2026 at 10:27 AM
What about me? EYE deserve to be in this post 😤
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Don’t worry, I’ve got it all under control.

Edit: I spoke too soon.
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Wait, what year is it?
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Hello, I am a hobbit or whatever.
Hello, I'm a ruptured brain aneurysm.
January 2, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord
Three rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal Men doomed to die,
Five gold rings for my true love back home
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Ho-ho-hoe, come get your rings!
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This rivalry is heated.
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
James, where have you been, loca???
Uh oh, you scrolled too far, too greedily, too deep: you have encountered a balrog.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Talking to my eiiiaiiii friend and it told me I should totally pour all my essence into a piece of jewelry—so I think I’m gonna do that.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord
He brooked no freedom nor any rivalry, and named himself Lord of the Earth.

#RingsofPower #TROP #Sauron
October 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Me when
September 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Any blonde would do
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Treat me like a trinket, I don’t mind
a close up of a person holding a ring that says ' aragorn '
ALT: a close up of a person holding a ring that says ' aragorn '
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September 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
In response to not receiving the attention I deserve, I will now cause problems on purpose.
September 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Never beating the allegations
September 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
You know what? I do feel remorse. For not putting myself first more.
August 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Will you be my wEYEfe? 💍
Mother Earth is watching. Don't be complicit.
August 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Buy $auron C0in limited time offer 👁️
August 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Rings for free.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM