🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord
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Mairon the King of Excellence | Hot Blonde Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time
#tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes
#tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes
Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)
Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?
Any blonde would do
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Any blonde would do
In response to not receiving the attention I deserve, I will now cause problems on purpose.
September 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
In response to not receiving the attention I deserve, I will now cause problems on purpose.
Never beating the allegations
September 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Never beating the allegations
You know what? I do feel remorse. For not putting myself first more.
August 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You know what? I do feel remorse. For not putting myself first more.
Buy $auron C0in limited time offer 👁️
August 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Buy $auron C0in limited time offer 👁️
Can I be your fuckable loser?
August 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can I be your fuckable loser?
Me at the slightest inconvenience
July 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Me at the slightest inconvenience
I love it when a plan to SAVE (not rule) Middle Earth comes together. #Iamthehero #sauronrights
July 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I love it when a plan to SAVE (not rule) Middle Earth comes together. #Iamthehero #sauronrights
Guys, it’s okay. I’m insane.
July 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Guys, it’s okay. I’m insane.
Hey, Ulmo! Can you drop me off in Númenor real quick? xo
July 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hey, Ulmo! Can you drop me off in Númenor real quick? xo
Kim, there are people that are dying (I am killing them)
July 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Kim, there are people that are dying (I am killing them)
Very offended at your fighting me back smh.
July 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Very offended at your fighting me back smh.
Me to Ar-Pharazôn
June 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Me to Ar-Pharazôn
Mordor. Have you ever tried this one?
June 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Mordor. Have you ever tried this one?
Eregion. Have you ever tried these ones?
June 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Eregion. Have you ever tried these ones?
Southlands. Have you ever tried this one?
June 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Southlands. Have you ever tried this one?
Númenor. Have you ever tried this one?
June 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Númenor. Have you ever tried this one?
Sundering Seas. Have you ever tried this one?
June 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sundering Seas. Have you ever tried this one?
Cave Escape. Have you ever tried this one?
June 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cave Escape. Have you ever tried this one?
Dark and Sweet Middle Earth Tour. Juno Positions thread:
We start with Forodwaith. Have you ever tried this one?
We start with Forodwaith. Have you ever tried this one?
June 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Dark and Sweet Middle Earth Tour. Juno Positions thread:
We start with Forodwaith. Have you ever tried this one?
We start with Forodwaith. Have you ever tried this one?