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Simon's Best. bckl.gg/q2zH
Crane's review of Castlevania II: Simon's Quest | Backloggd
After putting it off for so long, the vania journey continues once more. This time, placed with the pleasant surprise of a Hellraiser box faking me out and revealing instead a Where’s Waldo Spooky Edi...
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January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Simon's Best. bckl.gg/q2zH
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stumbled upon this while on my recess break and nearly lost it.
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
stumbled upon this while on my recess break and nearly lost it.
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remarkably appropriate meme
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
remarkably appropriate meme
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An autistic woman is reportedly unable to choose between letting people walk all over her, resulting in self-loathing, or being so assertive that everyone gets mad at her, resulting in self-loathing.
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January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
An autistic woman is reportedly unable to choose between letting people walk all over her, resulting in self-loathing, or being so assertive that everyone gets mad at her, resulting in self-loathing.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/126621...
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I want this in a fucking gallery
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1773
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I want this in a fucking gallery
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Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (Game Manual) (SNES, 1996)
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (Game Manual) (SNES, 1996)
It doesn't even mention those minigames where you have to shove it up yo ass
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It doesn't even mention those minigames where you have to shove it up yo ass
ok fiiiine i will
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
ok fiiiine i will
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Essential texts
One day you will wake up and you will feel truly like the girl you are, and it will be the first day of the rest of your life
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Essential texts
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Everyone has bad taste except me.
January 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Everyone has bad taste except me.
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"Busy day, Alan?"
January 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"Busy day, Alan?"
This guy has the sauce.
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
This guy has the sauce.
Painful truths, human vices. You can't change things, but you can stop them from happening once more. bckl.gg/qkas
Crane's review of The House in Fata Morgana | Backloggd
It hurts to remember.<br><br>A tragedy is as effective as it may be partially because of its permanence, knowing the events are set entirely in stone. You can mould the tale as much as you want, but t...
bckl.gg
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Painful truths, human vices. You can't change things, but you can stop them from happening once more. bckl.gg/qkas
Something powerful about watching Angel's Egg and then playing Evil Egg a couple days later
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Something powerful about watching Angel's Egg and then playing Evil Egg a couple days later
Flashyn. backloggd.com/u/Crane/revi...
Crane's review of Nuclear Throne | Backloggd
I owe a good chunk of my taste to Edmund McMillen.
<a rel='nofollow' target='_blank' href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbwsZvhtq0A'>It’s officially that day</a>, and what better way to celebrate ...
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November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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F.L.U.D.D. and the Sniper go on wacky Bond missions and stuff. bckl.gg/pPMM
Crane's review of The Operative: No One Lives Forever | Backloggd
Unfortunately a lot more busted up than I expected. Frequent breaks trying to figure out how any of the sneaking works, it's so inconsistent as to whether or not someone spots you from a mile away or ...
bckl.gg
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
F.L.U.D.D. and the Sniper go on wacky Bond missions and stuff. bckl.gg/pPMM
I have seen the light, empire is rail shooting. bckl.gg/pw9g
Crane's review of Panzer Dragoon II Zwei | Backloggd
Okay, no, I’ve gotta write something about ALL of these. I had initially thought to dismiss this after the similarly diminishing aspect that it shares with the first game, but after clearing my head I...
bckl.gg
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I have seen the light, empire is rail shooting. bckl.gg/pw9g
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Harem anime where the protagonist has to dodge all the women clamoring to feminize him. The cheerleader keeps dolling up his face. The goth girl wants to curse him with fat ass. The STEM student wants to inject estrogen. The milf wants her chores done by a hypnotized boywife.
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Harem anime where the protagonist has to dodge all the women clamoring to feminize him. The cheerleader keeps dolling up his face. The goth girl wants to curse him with fat ass. The STEM student wants to inject estrogen. The milf wants her chores done by a hypnotized boywife.
(Spoiler Tag) Mono and Six my favourite little freaks just trying to make it in the fucked up TV world bckl.gg/plOM
Crane's review of Little Nightmares II | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
bckl.gg
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
(Spoiler Tag) Mono and Six my favourite little freaks just trying to make it in the fucked up TV world bckl.gg/plOM
Fuck me if I care. bckl.gg/pjOC
Crane's review of Laika: Aged Through Blood | Backloggd
<strong>WHERE OUR MINDS WANDER</strong><br><br>Across Laika’s journey, she picks up cassette tapes to play as she sees fit. Her tape recorder was discovered roughly after losing two people so dearly t...
bckl.gg
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Fuck me if I care. bckl.gg/pjOC
Yeah, rolled credits and this is officially so cool. Money is a bit lenient and you never really know when more quests are available but what an intricate work. Feels like there's a pretty good amount of options to make your way through, and is saucy as hell as a bonus. Will replay in the future.
Thread archive of random scattered thoughts I wrote on Ravensburg the other night:
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Yeah, rolled credits and this is officially so cool. Money is a bit lenient and you never really know when more quests are available but what an intricate work. Feels like there's a pretty good amount of options to make your way through, and is saucy as hell as a bonus. Will replay in the future.
Thread archive of random scattered thoughts I wrote on Ravensburg the other night:
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Thread archive of random scattered thoughts I wrote on Ravensburg the other night: