hypocrisy noticer
@notcoolsean.bsky.social
don't see this going well
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*breaking Luigi out of prison*
Luigi: Hey have you ever listened to Joe Rogan
Me: not now man
Luigi: Hey have you ever listened to Joe Rogan
Me: not now man
architect: I've designed this hotel room to have a little room just for the toilet, so others can still use the rest of the washroom
me: even the shower?
a: yes
me: so everyone in the room can see as you leave the shower?
a: yes
me: and this is a hotel for families?
a: yes
me: wita kids?
a: yes
me: even the shower?
a: yes
me: so everyone in the room can see as you leave the shower?
a: yes
me: and this is a hotel for families?
a: yes
me: wita kids?
a: yes
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
architect: I've designed this hotel room to have a little room just for the toilet, so others can still use the rest of the washroom
me: even the shower?
a: yes
me: so everyone in the room can see as you leave the shower?
a: yes
me: and this is a hotel for families?
a: yes
me: wita kids?
a: yes
me: even the shower?
a: yes
me: so everyone in the room can see as you leave the shower?
a: yes
me: and this is a hotel for families?
a: yes
me: wita kids?
a: yes
Pamela Anderson
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Pamela Anderson
Taking Back Somalis
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Taking Back Somalis
Ania Magliano seemed cool on Task Master, that's the only one I know
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Ania Magliano seemed cool on Task Master, that's the only one I know
Ironic or Californication
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Ironic or Californication
can I get some more angles of the teens beating up that loser?
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
can I get some more angles of the teens beating up that loser?
*newt from aliens voice* mostly
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
*newt from aliens voice* mostly
it's a big fella
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
it's a big fella
🎵back yard, front yard, or the park🎵
January 31, 2026 at 4:34 PM
🎵back yard, front yard, or the park🎵
just finished Best in Show, just funnier and funnier each time I see it
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
just finished Best in Show, just funnier and funnier each time I see it
SCTV is a top 3 all time sketch shows, and Catherine O'Hara was a huge part of that
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
SCTV is a top 3 all time sketch shows, and Catherine O'Hara was a huge part of that
who else up pawn-dering their board?
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
who else up pawn-dering their board?
BREAKING: new crop of almost 30 year olds remember what it was like to be 14. More on this story as it develops
A severe bout of nostalgia is spreading in America, but it’s not for the postwar prosperity of the 1950s. Everyone’s yearning for a return to the simple days of 2016. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46fia8L
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
BREAKING: new crop of almost 30 year olds remember what it was like to be 14. More on this story as it develops
making a zomboid mod and the only thing it does is change all VHS tape names to be black spine tapes from RLM videos.
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
making a zomboid mod and the only thing it does is change all VHS tape names to be black spine tapes from RLM videos.
I feel if they made a movie about me, a big nobody, it'd make more money than Melania.
we'd sell way more tickets just from people curious about a movie about some random guy, that and people who accidentally misclicked in the app
we'd sell way more tickets just from people curious about a movie about some random guy, that and people who accidentally misclicked in the app
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I feel if they made a movie about me, a big nobody, it'd make more money than Melania.
we'd sell way more tickets just from people curious about a movie about some random guy, that and people who accidentally misclicked in the app
we'd sell way more tickets just from people curious about a movie about some random guy, that and people who accidentally misclicked in the app
she's getting all his future Sandler movie roles, big win for cinema
January 28, 2026 at 9:15 PM
she's getting all his future Sandler movie roles, big win for cinema
if nothing else, the protein craze helps to normalize using the metric system for Americans.
January 28, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if nothing else, the protein craze helps to normalize using the metric system for Americans.
for anyone in The Posters Regime, this is a fate worse than death, so he might as well do it
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
for anyone in The Posters Regime, this is a fate worse than death, so he might as well do it
most of them are still breathing, so it can plummet more, and should
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 7:42 PM
most of them are still breathing, so it can plummet more, and should
good day for making soup
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
good day for making soup
helped a family member of the ceo at work today, she asked my name so she can tell the ceo who helped her so much, and I told her 3 times, but she kept calling me Don and I couldnt be bothered, so hopefully some guy named Don enjoys his raise next week
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 AM
helped a family member of the ceo at work today, she asked my name so she can tell the ceo who helped her so much, and I told her 3 times, but she kept calling me Don and I couldnt be bothered, so hopefully some guy named Don enjoys his raise next week
great long-form dream about trying to find a picture on my phone. nice work brain, really showing off your a-game with that one
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 PM
great long-form dream about trying to find a picture on my phone. nice work brain, really showing off your a-game with that one
I like to call it Silicone Valley
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I like to call it Silicone Valley
they were correct
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
they were correct