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don't see this going well
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*breaking Luigi out of prison*

Luigi: Hey have you ever listened to Joe Rogan

Me: not now man
great song
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I shoveled the driveway last night. then heard about northern lights it was a big ol "I'm not going back outside" from me
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Q: as you can see, we've reconstructed you from all the tiny little bits
Bond: ok
Q: and that's also why you look completely different
Bond: ok
Q: and sound different, and your personality will probably change too
Bond: ok
Q: but enough of all that, on to the cool gadgets!
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
just have James Bond Take Manhattan, or it's the Curse of James Bond, or just skip to Bond vs Bourne, who cares?
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
they should've call it something other than 'face hugger', who wouldn't want a nice warm hug?
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm not worried that AI will make my job irrelevant, the greater threat to my job is people learning how to CTRL-F
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
jfc
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
frankenstein movie was kinda mid. wasn't really into the monster, both the performance and the makeup, which is a pretty big part. also too long.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I put googly eyes on the fly trap, and now a stray root is making it look sad
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
enjoyed the first two eps of Plur1bus. really big concepts are right up my alley.
seems unlikely that allan McLeod will show up again, but always fun seeing him in something
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
fuck off
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was always disappointed there were no druid-like nature Jedi in a movie, but then I remembered E.T. exists
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
moments after daffy duck lights your cigar
incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wicked cereal, originally $6.99 a box was on sale yesterday for $1.99, shelves still full.
there's a "cereal box office" joke there somewhere but I'm tired
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
you may ask, Sean, how can you justify spending $500 on a lego star trek enterprise D especially going into the expensive holiday season?
to which, I can only shrug, and throw handfuls of money at lego as fast as I can
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
video games should have separate music volumes for what plays during levels vs other times.
I don't want to hear the same song repeat over and over as I play, but it also sucks to have the grand finale and credits be totally silent
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
went here last year and it's amazing. just for all the free or 25cent classic video games alone is well worth the visit.
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
an exciting part of my job is answering difficult questions like "is Hawaii part of the United States?"
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
when I first saw the post I immediately thought "it's probably just 30% less food" and I was right
The corporate propaganda machine colluding with the Trump propaganda machine to lie to the American people about Thanksgiving.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Sarah Connor's middle name is Jay, an homage to the cartoon character Homer Jay Simpson
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
it's been difficult after learning that a member of my family saw a bird at the new bird feeder before I did and didn't mention it
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
if you ever need a good conversation starter, you can't go wrong with "oh, hey"
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
hell's ironic punishment dept today is prepping a bunch for chains made of dicks.
maybe not their best work, but the politics guy is off until next week
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
white meat
mashed potatoes
stuffing
cranberries
apple pie
rolls
What's gonna be on your thanksgiving plate?
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
there should also be an age maximum. all iPads confiscated upon retirement for the betterment of society.
if you weren't allowed to own or even look at an ipad until you're at least 16 years old i think it would be more socially acceptable to admit it's the greatest invention in human history
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM