Alexis Guerreros
@notalexis.bsky.social
Morning Footy on CBS Golazo
Cooligans
Stand up comedian
Yes, I was on BoJack Horseman
Born: Newark, Live: Brooklyn
Cooligans
Stand up comedian
Yes, I was on BoJack Horseman
Born: Newark, Live: Brooklyn
Two dudes in shiesties on this train, one of them pulled it away from his mouth to eat the Nutella out of mini Nutella cookie sandwiches
I’m not sure how much longer I can go without laughing
I’m not sure how much longer I can go without laughing
May 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Two dudes in shiesties on this train, one of them pulled it away from his mouth to eat the Nutella out of mini Nutella cookie sandwiches
I’m not sure how much longer I can go without laughing
I’m not sure how much longer I can go without laughing
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@chrispolanco.com whenever Everton draw against Arsenal:
April 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@chrispolanco.com whenever Everton draw against Arsenal:
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When @notalexis.bsky.social sees pepperoni
March 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
When @notalexis.bsky.social sees pepperoni
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VAR for todays Arsenal Chelsea match
March 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
VAR for todays Arsenal Chelsea match
One of my favorite things I get to do is roast MLS/NWSL/and lower league teams at ISC
Remember folks, these are just jokes
Remember folks, these are just jokes
2025 MLS & NWSL Roast at @iscsupporters.bsky.social in Minnesota. ❤️🔥
Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans
Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans
February 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One of my favorite things I get to do is roast MLS/NWSL/and lower league teams at ISC
Remember folks, these are just jokes
Remember folks, these are just jokes
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2025 MLS & NWSL Roast at @iscsupporters.bsky.social in Minnesota. ❤️🔥
Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans
Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans
February 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
2025 MLS & NWSL Roast at @iscsupporters.bsky.social in Minnesota. ❤️🔥
Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans
Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans
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@notalexis.bsky.social big news! You did use nonplussed correctly. Or at least incorrectly in the same way that most Americans use it.
February 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@notalexis.bsky.social big news! You did use nonplussed correctly. Or at least incorrectly in the same way that most Americans use it.
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I'm in this tweet and I don't like it
You can meet the toughest English dude, like a straight up killer, and be intimidated and then they’ll say some shit like “gobsmacked” and suddenly they feel all oldtimey and quaint
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm in this tweet and I don't like it
You can meet the toughest English dude, like a straight up killer, and be intimidated and then they’ll say some shit like “gobsmacked” and suddenly they feel all oldtimey and quaint
February 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You can meet the toughest English dude, like a straight up killer, and be intimidated and then they’ll say some shit like “gobsmacked” and suddenly they feel all oldtimey and quaint
Tarkovsky might’ve scored the Arsenal goal of the month 😂
OMG THE MERSEYSIDE DERBY 🤯
February 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Tarkovsky might’ve scored the Arsenal goal of the month 😂
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WE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RECOGNIZED BY THE NEW YORK CITY COUNCIL FOR OUR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 😭
Thank you to Councilman Moya for the recognition. 🏅
A really dope moment for us. 💙
Thank you to Councilman Moya for the recognition. 🏅
A really dope moment for us. 💙
February 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
WE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RECOGNIZED BY THE NEW YORK CITY COUNCIL FOR OUR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 😭
Thank you to Councilman Moya for the recognition. 🏅
A really dope moment for us. 💙
Thank you to Councilman Moya for the recognition. 🏅
A really dope moment for us. 💙
Yup
City scoring is never the problem. City stopping the other team from scoring late in the game is ALWAYS the problem
February 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yup
It’s funny watching the Real Madrid players hit the ground with their hands up expecting the calls they usually get in Spain
Arms all out looking confused
Arms all out looking confused
February 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s funny watching the Real Madrid players hit the ground with their hands up expecting the calls they usually get in Spain
Arms all out looking confused
Arms all out looking confused
As I was saying
City scoring is never the problem. City stopping the other team from scoring late in the game is ALWAYS the problem
February 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
As I was saying
City scoring is never the problem. City stopping the other team from scoring late in the game is ALWAYS the problem
February 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
City scoring is never the problem. City stopping the other team from scoring late in the game is ALWAYS the problem
Mathys Tel’s agent rn
February 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mathys Tel’s agent rn
I had no idea CapCut was part of the ban. I was using it on my desktop quite often.
Anyone got a replacement that does all the same things as CapCut desktop?
Anyone got a replacement that does all the same things as CapCut desktop?
January 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I had no idea CapCut was part of the ban. I was using it on my desktop quite often.
Anyone got a replacement that does all the same things as CapCut desktop?
Anyone got a replacement that does all the same things as CapCut desktop?
The press from Partey
the first time pass from Odegaard
the troussard shot
Wow
I love football the Arsenal way
the first time pass from Odegaard
the troussard shot
Wow
I love football the Arsenal way
January 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The press from Partey
the first time pass from Odegaard
the troussard shot
Wow
I love football the Arsenal way
the first time pass from Odegaard
the troussard shot
Wow
I love football the Arsenal way
They pulled the wrong lever
lol my morning footy stream crashed right after @notalexis.bsky.social compared Barca to crackheads 🤣🤣🤣
January 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They pulled the wrong lever
I just saw someone in knee high Uggs. Nasty work of the week
January 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I just saw someone in knee high Uggs. Nasty work of the week
Run it back
Jesus hates Crystal Palace. It’s the only explanation
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Run it back
Jesus hates Crystal Palace. It’s the only explanation
December 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Jesus hates Crystal Palace. It’s the only explanation
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"Mustard on yo feet, ..."
December 17, 2024 at 8:32 PM
"Mustard on yo feet, ..."
Lamine Yamal’s new boots say hoe
December 17, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Lamine Yamal’s new boots say hoe