daughterofmrandmrss
@nosregis.bsky.social
"Six thousand dollars? It's not even leather".
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daughterofmrandmrss
@nosregis.bsky.social
· Dec 23
Remembering back in the 90s in London when we'd all just got the INTERNET at work & everyone downloaded those xmas lights that twinkled on your computer screen & the whole system crashed & we all got sent home & the IT department had a nervous breakdown.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
Whatever you think about Keir Starmer I'd place good money on him not saying:
1) "whoopsie I lost that mobile".
2) "it's almost as if the pertinent WhatsApp messages have just disappeared".
And he just provides everything he has.
He's fucked up royally but he is the antithesis of tories/ remain.
1) "whoopsie I lost that mobile".
2) "it's almost as if the pertinent WhatsApp messages have just disappeared".
And he just provides everything he has.
He's fucked up royally but he is the antithesis of tories/ remain.
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Whatever you think about Keir Starmer I'd place good money on him not saying:
1) "whoopsie I lost that mobile".
2) "it's almost as if the pertinent WhatsApp messages have just disappeared".
And he just provides everything he has.
He's fucked up royally but he is the antithesis of tories/ remain.
1) "whoopsie I lost that mobile".
2) "it's almost as if the pertinent WhatsApp messages have just disappeared".
And he just provides everything he has.
He's fucked up royally but he is the antithesis of tories/ remain.
I was doing some hardcore filing at my new job at a Glasgow Student Union today & found this from June 1994!!! @claregrogan.bsky.social
Jog any memories? 😄🤞
Jog any memories? 😄🤞
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I was doing some hardcore filing at my new job at a Glasgow Student Union today & found this from June 1994!!! @claregrogan.bsky.social
Jog any memories? 😄🤞
Jog any memories? 😄🤞
Drawing a spunking cock with spiky balls on a manky parked van.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Drawing a spunking cock with spiky balls on a manky parked van.
I'm only on episode 2 but flippin eck Tucker, Pluribus is magic.
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I'm only on episode 2 but flippin eck Tucker, Pluribus is magic.
L’artiste français MifaMosa.
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM
L’artiste français MifaMosa.
This is absolutely flipping triffic!
I was a mess of laughter listening on the morning commute to work.
Thank you @rosieisaholt.bsky.social & @quantick.bsky.social
"You're a legend to the left"
"A good legend? Like Aslan? Or a bad legend? Like Morrissey".
I was a mess of laughter listening on the morning commute to work.
Thank you @rosieisaholt.bsky.social & @quantick.bsky.social
"You're a legend to the left"
"A good legend? Like Aslan? Or a bad legend? Like Morrissey".
The pilot I wrote with the divine David Quantick is on today on R4 at 6.30pm ( available afterwards on BBC sounds )
Its got great reviews and I was beyond excited to get the cast I wanted and please listen to it because everyone is very funny AS IS THE WRITING OBVS.
Its got great reviews and I was beyond excited to get the cast I wanted and please listen to it because everyone is very funny AS IS THE WRITING OBVS.
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
This is absolutely flipping triffic!
I was a mess of laughter listening on the morning commute to work.
Thank you @rosieisaholt.bsky.social & @quantick.bsky.social
"You're a legend to the left"
"A good legend? Like Aslan? Or a bad legend? Like Morrissey".
I was a mess of laughter listening on the morning commute to work.
Thank you @rosieisaholt.bsky.social & @quantick.bsky.social
"You're a legend to the left"
"A good legend? Like Aslan? Or a bad legend? Like Morrissey".
I'm a week & a half into my new admin job at the university student union I basically lived in when I studied here in the early 90s.
The lady who runs the café already knows my breakfast order.
I could hug her.
It's the little things these days innit.
The lady who runs the café already knows my breakfast order.
I could hug her.
It's the little things these days innit.
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I'm a week & a half into my new admin job at the university student union I basically lived in when I studied here in the early 90s.
The lady who runs the café already knows my breakfast order.
I could hug her.
It's the little things these days innit.
The lady who runs the café already knows my breakfast order.
I could hug her.
It's the little things these days innit.
Sticking this on Facebook Marketplace.
Some dummy will buy it.
(only kidding, I'm not on Facebook because I'm not on glue).
Some dummy will buy it.
(only kidding, I'm not on Facebook because I'm not on glue).
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Sticking this on Facebook Marketplace.
Some dummy will buy it.
(only kidding, I'm not on Facebook because I'm not on glue).
Some dummy will buy it.
(only kidding, I'm not on Facebook because I'm not on glue).
La pauvre Marine.
Doigts croisés.
Doigts croisés.
🇫🇷 Après onze jours de débats, le parquet général va demander "des peines d'inéligibilité" au procès en appel des assistants parlementaires du Front national, où Marine le Pen joue sa candidature à la présidentielle de 2027.
Notre journaliste Marie Schuster nous en dit plus ⤵️
Notre journaliste Marie Schuster nous en dit plus ⤵️
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
La pauvre Marine.
Doigts croisés.
Doigts croisés.
My professional prognosis is that "Dr" Oz requires a kick in the dick.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My professional prognosis is that "Dr" Oz requires a kick in the dick.
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mr mandelson we find you guilty of everything. your punishment is to have gordon brown hit you with staplers for eternity
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
mr mandelson we find you guilty of everything. your punishment is to have gordon brown hit you with staplers for eternity
Just call it "Bad Bunny's Superbowl" because by this point nobody even cares which teams are playing.
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Just call it "Bad Bunny's Superbowl" because by this point nobody even cares which teams are playing.
I frequently forget when someone gives me £70K
*screams into the fucking void*
*screams into the fucking void*
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I frequently forget when someone gives me £70K
*screams into the fucking void*
*screams into the fucking void*
P-P-Pick Up Paper Cuts!
Could this be a monthly renaissance of the @papercutsshow.bsky.social pod?!
This is BRILLIANT news.
Thank you @nndroid.bsky.social @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social you've made my flipping day :)
Yours an avid listener & owner of not 1 but TWO Paper Cuts 👕
Could this be a monthly renaissance of the @papercutsshow.bsky.social pod?!
This is BRILLIANT news.
Thank you @nndroid.bsky.social @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social you've made my flipping day :)
Yours an avid listener & owner of not 1 but TWO Paper Cuts 👕
Hot takes, cold takes, truly unhinged takes. We wade into the madness of newspaper columnists as opinion hits saturation point. @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and @jonnelledge.bsky.social join @nndroid.bsky.social to pick the weirdest (and best) of the month!
Listen here: linktr.ee/bunker_pod
Listen here: linktr.ee/bunker_pod
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
P-P-Pick Up Paper Cuts!
Could this be a monthly renaissance of the @papercutsshow.bsky.social pod?!
This is BRILLIANT news.
Thank you @nndroid.bsky.social @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social you've made my flipping day :)
Yours an avid listener & owner of not 1 but TWO Paper Cuts 👕
Could this be a monthly renaissance of the @papercutsshow.bsky.social pod?!
This is BRILLIANT news.
Thank you @nndroid.bsky.social @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social you've made my flipping day :)
Yours an avid listener & owner of not 1 but TWO Paper Cuts 👕
Oh Mandy,
Well you came and you took without giving,
Hope they'll send you away,
Oh, Mandy,
Well, you kissed ass & never stopped taking,
And now we need you away,
Oh, Mandy. 🎵 🎶🎵🎶
Well you came and you took without giving,
Hope they'll send you away,
Oh, Mandy,
Well, you kissed ass & never stopped taking,
And now we need you away,
Oh, Mandy. 🎵 🎶🎵🎶
February 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Oh Mandy,
Well you came and you took without giving,
Hope they'll send you away,
Oh, Mandy,
Well, you kissed ass & never stopped taking,
And now we need you away,
Oh, Mandy. 🎵 🎶🎵🎶
Well you came and you took without giving,
Hope they'll send you away,
Oh, Mandy,
Well, you kissed ass & never stopped taking,
And now we need you away,
Oh, Mandy. 🎵 🎶🎵🎶
Reposted by daughterofmrandmrss
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
Of course I have a favourite ring on the hob.
Who doesn't have a favourite ring on the hob?
Who doesn't have a favourite ring on the hob?
February 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Of course I have a favourite ring on the hob.
Who doesn't have a favourite ring on the hob?
Who doesn't have a favourite ring on the hob?
Happy birthday @sturdyalex.bsky.social you gorgeous boy!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Happy birthday @sturdyalex.bsky.social you gorgeous boy!!!!
Whenever you're feeling a bit down on yourself it's always handy to remember that at least you're not Bari Weiss.
January 31, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Whenever you're feeling a bit down on yourself it's always handy to remember that at least you're not Bari Weiss.
Glyn Dillon told us years ago he was in a bar when he saw the The Blow Monkeys' lead singer
He walked up to him & said:
"Are you Dr Robert?"
He replied gingerly:
"Er, yes"
Glynn:
"Phew, that's a relief because my foot is absolutely killing me"
Absolute piss-taker :)
The Dr was not amused
#TOTP
He walked up to him & said:
"Are you Dr Robert?"
He replied gingerly:
"Er, yes"
Glynn:
"Phew, that's a relief because my foot is absolutely killing me"
Absolute piss-taker :)
The Dr was not amused
#TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Glyn Dillon told us years ago he was in a bar when he saw the The Blow Monkeys' lead singer
He walked up to him & said:
"Are you Dr Robert?"
He replied gingerly:
"Er, yes"
Glynn:
"Phew, that's a relief because my foot is absolutely killing me"
Absolute piss-taker :)
The Dr was not amused
#TOTP
He walked up to him & said:
"Are you Dr Robert?"
He replied gingerly:
"Er, yes"
Glynn:
"Phew, that's a relief because my foot is absolutely killing me"
Absolute piss-taker :)
The Dr was not amused
#TOTP
Watching the abject horror, shock & total incredulity on my kid's face as he watches Legs & Co writhing in scanty black sequins to Blondie's "Heart Of Glass" is so totally worth the torn perineum 24 years ago.
#TOTP
#TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Watching the abject horror, shock & total incredulity on my kid's face as he watches Legs & Co writhing in scanty black sequins to Blondie's "Heart Of Glass" is so totally worth the torn perineum 24 years ago.
#TOTP
#TOTP
I won't be watching MELANIA THE MOVIE because I'm not on glue, but safe to assume that the plagiarism of Michelle Obama's speech doesn't get a mention.
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I won't be watching MELANIA THE MOVIE because I'm not on glue, but safe to assume that the plagiarism of Michelle Obama's speech doesn't get a mention.