daughterofmrandmrss
@nosregis.bsky.social
"Six thousand dollars? It's not even leather".
You cannot measure with existing technology how big an arsehole he is.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You cannot measure with existing technology how big an arsehole he is.
Don't go changing Glasgow.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Don't go changing Glasgow.
OH: Why is Velma from Scooby Doo on University Challenge?
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
OH: Why is Velma from Scooby Doo on University Challenge?
Tracy: I'm like Mozart. And you're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart.
Frank: Salieri?
Tracy: No thank you. I already ate.
We don't deserve Tina Fey.
Frank: Salieri?
Tracy: No thank you. I already ate.
We don't deserve Tina Fey.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tracy: I'm like Mozart. And you're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart.
Frank: Salieri?
Tracy: No thank you. I already ate.
We don't deserve Tina Fey.
Frank: Salieri?
Tracy: No thank you. I already ate.
We don't deserve Tina Fey.
Goodbye wall.
RIP Pauline.
You were ace.
RIP Pauline.
You were ace.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Goodbye wall.
RIP Pauline.
You were ace.
RIP Pauline.
You were ace.
It's 45 years old.
And yet, I haven't aged a day ;)
Can anyone suggest how to get this beauty working again?
I want to embarass my 24 year old kid with a Kevin Bacon/Footloose-adjacent shoogle next time we're in big tesco.
Much appreciated x
And yet, I haven't aged a day ;)
Can anyone suggest how to get this beauty working again?
I want to embarass my 24 year old kid with a Kevin Bacon/Footloose-adjacent shoogle next time we're in big tesco.
Much appreciated x
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's 45 years old.
And yet, I haven't aged a day ;)
Can anyone suggest how to get this beauty working again?
I want to embarass my 24 year old kid with a Kevin Bacon/Footloose-adjacent shoogle next time we're in big tesco.
Much appreciated x
And yet, I haven't aged a day ;)
Can anyone suggest how to get this beauty working again?
I want to embarass my 24 year old kid with a Kevin Bacon/Footloose-adjacent shoogle next time we're in big tesco.
Much appreciated x
Fireworks are so dumb we need a new word for dumb.
Also Beryl is absolutely terrified.
Well played arseholes.
Also Beryl is absolutely terrified.
Well played arseholes.
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fireworks are so dumb we need a new word for dumb.
Also Beryl is absolutely terrified.
Well played arseholes.
Also Beryl is absolutely terrified.
Well played arseholes.
I genuinely just read that as "Arse,"
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I genuinely just read that as "Arse,"
"We"?
Dan, you utter parcel.
Jog on.
Dan, you utter parcel.
Jog on.
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"We"?
Dan, you utter parcel.
Jog on.
Dan, you utter parcel.
Jog on.
It's what Charlie would have wished for.
Usha, you in danger girl.
Usha, you in danger girl.
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's what Charlie would have wished for.
Usha, you in danger girl.
Usha, you in danger girl.
"WHERE IS THE CLITORIS?".
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"WHERE IS THE CLITORIS?".
To quote the ever lyrical & poetic Heather Chandler:
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw".
He's out on his ear.
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw".
He's out on his ear.
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
To quote the ever lyrical & poetic Heather Chandler:
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw".
He's out on his ear.
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw".
He's out on his ear.
Nothing more than that I just love this album cover.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nothing more than that I just love this album cover.
I've watched it so many times! It's class :)
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've watched it so many times! It's class :)
Philippe Gildas.
7 ans déjà.
Vous nous manquez bcp tjrs Monsieur x
7 ans déjà.
Vous nous manquez bcp tjrs Monsieur x
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Philippe Gildas.
7 ans déjà.
Vous nous manquez bcp tjrs Monsieur x
7 ans déjà.
Vous nous manquez bcp tjrs Monsieur x
I haven't heard "West End Girl" yet but from what I've gathered, there isn't a scintilla of lyrical ambiguity.
Butt plugs for everybody.
Also, the track "Pussy Palace".
Strong Peaches "Fuck The Pain Away" adjacent energy.
I can't wait.
Butt plugs for everybody.
Also, the track "Pussy Palace".
Strong Peaches "Fuck The Pain Away" adjacent energy.
I can't wait.
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I haven't heard "West End Girl" yet but from what I've gathered, there isn't a scintilla of lyrical ambiguity.
Butt plugs for everybody.
Also, the track "Pussy Palace".
Strong Peaches "Fuck The Pain Away" adjacent energy.
I can't wait.
Butt plugs for everybody.
Also, the track "Pussy Palace".
Strong Peaches "Fuck The Pain Away" adjacent energy.
I can't wait.
"Seeing adverts full of Black & Asian people drives me mad"
Her words
Those faces
In 2025
The profound, complicit, blithe, racist vulgarity is the m.o.
Fully understood.
Look at them.
The funny part (if possible) is that the fools voting for them think that they actually care.
Spigots of spite.
Her words
Those faces
In 2025
The profound, complicit, blithe, racist vulgarity is the m.o.
Fully understood.
Look at them.
The funny part (if possible) is that the fools voting for them think that they actually care.
Spigots of spite.
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
"Seeing adverts full of Black & Asian people drives me mad"
Her words
Those faces
In 2025
The profound, complicit, blithe, racist vulgarity is the m.o.
Fully understood.
Look at them.
The funny part (if possible) is that the fools voting for them think that they actually care.
Spigots of spite.
Her words
Those faces
In 2025
The profound, complicit, blithe, racist vulgarity is the m.o.
Fully understood.
Look at them.
The funny part (if possible) is that the fools voting for them think that they actually care.
Spigots of spite.
Tonight's Only Connect contestant who always has a minimum of 5 different cheeses in their fridge.
Er, who doesn't?
You better believe it, baby.
Er, who doesn't?
You better believe it, baby.
October 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tonight's Only Connect contestant who always has a minimum of 5 different cheeses in their fridge.
Er, who doesn't?
You better believe it, baby.
Er, who doesn't?
You better believe it, baby.
I just remembered that Diana Dors was in the Prince Charming video.
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I just remembered that Diana Dors was in the Prince Charming video.
I love this photo of Kathy Burke & I cannot wait to read her autobiography.
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I love this photo of Kathy Burke & I cannot wait to read her autobiography.
Baltic in Glasgow this afternoon.
Beryl says hi!
Unless you vote tory/reform.
She'd happily shit on your carpet.
Beryl says hi!
Unless you vote tory/reform.
She'd happily shit on your carpet.
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Baltic in Glasgow this afternoon.
Beryl says hi!
Unless you vote tory/reform.
She'd happily shit on your carpet.
Beryl says hi!
Unless you vote tory/reform.
She'd happily shit on your carpet.
Watching the Will & Grace ep with Michael Douglas as a closeted gay detective
When they're dancing at a club to Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On"
I'm pissing myself laughing :)
I've always liked MD. He's a good sport & self-deprecating
Which reminds me I still haven't seen Behind The Candelabra
When they're dancing at a club to Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On"
I'm pissing myself laughing :)
I've always liked MD. He's a good sport & self-deprecating
Which reminds me I still haven't seen Behind The Candelabra
October 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Watching the Will & Grace ep with Michael Douglas as a closeted gay detective
When they're dancing at a club to Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On"
I'm pissing myself laughing :)
I've always liked MD. He's a good sport & self-deprecating
Which reminds me I still haven't seen Behind The Candelabra
When they're dancing at a club to Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On"
I'm pissing myself laughing :)
I've always liked MD. He's a good sport & self-deprecating
Which reminds me I still haven't seen Behind The Candelabra
I met Steve Dillon a handful of times at comic cons in London & Glasgow
My OH & his pals were all pals
He was so lovely & curious & talented & generous & absolutely hilarious
And he was so kind. You felt safe
9 years
The pleasure was entirely mine, Steve x
#Hellblazer #Preacher #Punisher #Deadline
My OH & his pals were all pals
He was so lovely & curious & talented & generous & absolutely hilarious
And he was so kind. You felt safe
9 years
The pleasure was entirely mine, Steve x
#Hellblazer #Preacher #Punisher #Deadline
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I met Steve Dillon a handful of times at comic cons in London & Glasgow
My OH & his pals were all pals
He was so lovely & curious & talented & generous & absolutely hilarious
And he was so kind. You felt safe
9 years
The pleasure was entirely mine, Steve x
#Hellblazer #Preacher #Punisher #Deadline
My OH & his pals were all pals
He was so lovely & curious & talented & generous & absolutely hilarious
And he was so kind. You felt safe
9 years
The pleasure was entirely mine, Steve x
#Hellblazer #Preacher #Punisher #Deadline