North Florida Gay
@northflagay.bsky.social
Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.
The buffalo wing flavor pretzel crisps are my kryptonite I fear
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The buffalo wing flavor pretzel crisps are my kryptonite I fear
Trying to escape the feeling of dread this hump day and imagine that I’m back on the beach
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Trying to escape the feeling of dread this hump day and imagine that I’m back on the beach
Not feeling it today I’m afraid
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Not feeling it today I’m afraid
I’m not going to be outside much at all this week but 70 degree weather is returning
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I’m not going to be outside much at all this week but 70 degree weather is returning
Reposted by North Florida Gay
my whole timeline on every app is turning into football let me log off
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
my whole timeline on every app is turning into football let me log off
Logging onto Bluesky when I’m not watching the Super Bowl and have no idea what anyone is talking about
a drag queen with purple hair and blue lips is crying .
ALT: a drag queen with purple hair and blue lips is crying .
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February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Logging onto Bluesky when I’m not watching the Super Bowl and have no idea what anyone is talking about
I haven’t decided what my Super Bowl counter programming will be since I will not be partaking
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I haven’t decided what my Super Bowl counter programming will be since I will not be partaking
There’s a vegan seafood food truck at the brewery, I don’t know how I feel about that
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
There’s a vegan seafood food truck at the brewery, I don’t know how I feel about that
Anybody need anything at the hardware store
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Anybody need anything at the hardware store
This cold won’t go away but on the brighter side, I got 8.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 PM
This cold won’t go away but on the brighter side, I got 8.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep
I maybe would’ve put “not” in the same color otherwise people may get the wrong message 🤷🏻♂️
February 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I maybe would’ve put “not” in the same color otherwise people may get the wrong message 🤷🏻♂️
At the Highland Games and ready to see some men in kilts
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
At the Highland Games and ready to see some men in kilts
On the mend but might as well take a sick day given I have 2,000+ hours of sick leave 🙃
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
On the mend but might as well take a sick day given I have 2,000+ hours of sick leave 🙃
Under the weather and not feeling very brave about it 😖🤧
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Under the weather and not feeling very brave about it 😖🤧
I have to get new tires in either March and April and then 6 months of car insurance is due in May, maybe I should fuck around and open another credit card to get another bonus of some sort
February 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I have to get new tires in either March and April and then 6 months of car insurance is due in May, maybe I should fuck around and open another credit card to get another bonus of some sort
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Reposted by North Florida Gay
becoming important at work was a mistake, but it dwarfs in comparison to the ongoing mistake of also being reliable and competent
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
becoming important at work was a mistake, but it dwarfs in comparison to the ongoing mistake of also being reliable and competent
I woke up at 3:30 this morning from a nightmare and never fell back asleep, happy Tuesday
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I woke up at 3:30 this morning from a nightmare and never fell back asleep, happy Tuesday
I just got home from being at work for 12 hours and I’ve already gotten a work related text
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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February 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I just got home from being at work for 12 hours and I’ve already gotten a work related text
These khakis I threw on are feeling a little snug, I feel like I’m giving cameltoe 🥴
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
These khakis I threw on are feeling a little snug, I feel like I’m giving cameltoe 🥴
I know my future self will be happy I made breakfast, lunch and dinner for the entire week but I am ready to be off my feet 😮💨
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I know my future self will be happy I made breakfast, lunch and dinner for the entire week but I am ready to be off my feet 😮💨
How my skin is feeling after a few days of colder weather
February 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
How my skin is feeling after a few days of colder weather
Miraculously remembered I had a gift card expire today so a nice solo Sunday steak salad lunch to treat myself is in order
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Miraculously remembered I had a gift card expire today so a nice solo Sunday steak salad lunch to treat myself is in order
Just need a bottle of wine and I can start one of the puzzles from today’s thrifting for a wild Saturday night
January 31, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Just need a bottle of wine and I can start one of the puzzles from today’s thrifting for a wild Saturday night
It was a little wimpy but it did indeed snow here for about the grand total of 5 minutes lol
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It was a little wimpy but it did indeed snow here for about the grand total of 5 minutes lol