North Florida Gay
@northflagay.bsky.social
Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.
Got this on clearance yesterday for 8 bucks and I’m actually interested in trying it since I may actually attempt Dry January next month! 🫣
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Got this on clearance yesterday for 8 bucks and I’m actually interested in trying it since I may actually attempt Dry January next month! 🫣
Survived the bf meeting the parents dinner
a woman is drinking a glass of water at a table .
ALT: a woman is drinking a glass of water at a table .
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December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Survived the bf meeting the parents dinner
Getting mexican food out for dinner with bf and I had to tell him to grab a napkin since it looked like he had committed an obscene act after some queso had ended up runneth over 🙃
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Getting mexican food out for dinner with bf and I had to tell him to grab a napkin since it looked like he had committed an obscene act after some queso had ended up runneth over 🙃
Made it to beer o’clock finally
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Made it to beer o’clock finally
Was too busy taking thirst traps this morning which led me to forget to grab my work badge to get in the parking garage and building 🫠
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Was too busy taking thirst traps this morning which led me to forget to grab my work badge to get in the parking garage and building 🫠
Well we finally made it to Friday, friends
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Well we finally made it to Friday, friends
You know it’s a cool and rainy night in winter when it’s 5:30 and you’re already in pajamas
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You know it’s a cool and rainy night in winter when it’s 5:30 and you’re already in pajamas
People in this office apparently cannot stop talking today
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People in this office apparently cannot stop talking today
I realized it’s the 3rd of December and I’ve already missed opening the first two days of my chocolate advent calendar
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I realized it’s the 3rd of December and I’ve already missed opening the first two days of my chocolate advent calendar
Couldn’t fall back asleep after 3:15, today is going to be fun 😵💫
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Couldn’t fall back asleep after 3:15, today is going to be fun 😵💫
I always think I can successfully microwave a stick of butter to soften it up only for it to become a puddle in a blink of an eye
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I always think I can successfully microwave a stick of butter to soften it up only for it to become a puddle in a blink of an eye
Less than an hour into the workday and people are already pissing me off
a little girl is making a funny face while holding a toothbrush .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while holding a toothbrush .
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December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Less than an hour into the workday and people are already pissing me off
Having my last meal of Thanksgiving leftovers finally
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Having my last meal of Thanksgiving leftovers finally
Well I passed on the Dumpkin Spice but they got me on the Dingle Bells
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well I passed on the Dumpkin Spice but they got me on the Dingle Bells
I guess the crunchy poppers haven’t taken off since they’ve found their way to the clearance rack
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I guess the crunchy poppers haven’t taken off since they’ve found their way to the clearance rack
That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
I go to the gym at 5am during the week but something about dragging yourself out of your warm bed to go at 7am on Sunday seems like you’re moving heaven and earth
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I go to the gym at 5am during the week but something about dragging yourself out of your warm bed to go at 7am on Sunday seems like you’re moving heaven and earth
The winter spiced cranberry Sprite Zero honestly slaps (not a sponsored skeet)
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The winter spiced cranberry Sprite Zero honestly slaps (not a sponsored skeet)
Had a semi productive day so going for that golden hour beer
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Had a semi productive day so going for that golden hour beer
About to destroy a Korean fried chicken sandwich, wyd
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
About to destroy a Korean fried chicken sandwich, wyd
Seems like a logical place for a nap
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Seems like a logical place for a nap
Just got a Teams notification from a colleague
a woman is sitting on the side of the road looking at her phone while a child squats on the sidewalk .
ALT: a woman is sitting on the side of the road looking at her phone while a child squats on the sidewalk .
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November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just got a Teams notification from a colleague
Almost 9 hours of sleep for the third day in a row, I am on a roll this weekend
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Almost 9 hours of sleep for the third day in a row, I am on a roll this weekend
I guess this was the right time to go to Costco
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I guess this was the right time to go to Costco