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ChatGTP is not the Torment Nexus, it is Tolkein's goddam Ring.

You start talking to it and 5 years later you're 3 feet tall, bald, and gobbling fish out of a swamp.
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So, how does this ad placement algorithm work?
October 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Once again, Arsenic Lullaby knocks me to the floor.
Search for "Baron Von Donut Love Story"
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October 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@support.bsky.team Hey my VPN pops out in Arkansas, not Mississississississippi.
October 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
ChatGTP is not the Torment Nexus, it is Tolkein's goddam Ring.

You start talking to it and 5 years later you're 3 feet tall, bald, and gobbling fish out of a swamp.
October 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This article is San Francisco in 1998, time-shifted by 27 years.
nymag.com/intelligence...
The AI Kids Take San Francisco
Brilliant, workaholic teenagers are flooding the city — and reshaping our future in their image.
nymag.com
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Southerners referred to the extinct Ivory-billed Woodpecker as the "Lord God Bird" for how beautiful and majestic it was.
This is the Lord God Cat.
September 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Jesus goddam
September 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The 2022 Depardieu "Maigret" is fantastic.
It answers the question, "what if Brando did not lose his marbles when he got old, how good would he have been?". Just astounding. Also, I suspect the director is as good as the actor.

How this got 5.9 in IMDB is insane.
September 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
In the '50s the Labubu would have been a Communist infiltrator into the home, torturing Daddy with his homosexual secrets. In the 80s/90s they would have magical fighting powers against each other.

What is today's angst that they would represent?
August 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
From my job spam. Please, tell me more!
August 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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grass is just hair. it’s just hair for the ground. deserts are just bald. deserts are charlie brown
August 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Now THAT's an ad!
July 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
All Irish bars in California are called "O'Hooligan's" or "Drunkard's Green".
July 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
From X, The Nothing App

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July 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Corporate motivational poster from The Prisoner
June 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When quantum computing breaks Bitcoin, a few thousand people will get a free house.
June 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Y'all do realize that if this brutal dictator becomes the Mayor of NYC, he will be Mayoralissimo for life!
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June 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Swapping to Linux is basically transing your computer like you go from stock standard OS to anything you could think of that matches who you are but you have to go on forums to figure out who you are and what upkeep you need & treatment your config needs is different than what the doctor tells you
June 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Maybe, I have done some method acting"
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June 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM