maybe the real gag is the tea you clocked along the way
June 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
maybe the real gag is the tea you clocked along the way
i could never be a teacher. i hate the smell of a school
April 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i could never be a teacher. i hate the smell of a school
i wiggled my piggy at the piggly wiggly
April 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i wiggled my piggy at the piggly wiggly
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I have to encounter beauty this weekend. Or i’m gonna die
April 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I have to encounter beauty this weekend. Or i’m gonna die
i'm fucking tired..... exhausted.......... i need my rich bitch juice..................
April 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i'm fucking tired..... exhausted.......... i need my rich bitch juice..................
need to find someone new to have a crush on like right now
April 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
need to find someone new to have a crush on like right now
henrique and i just realized that finzi is the muzak of art song
April 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
henrique and i just realized that finzi is the muzak of art song
pregaming early easter morning services by eating granola in bed before going to sleep
April 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
pregaming early easter morning services by eating granola in bed before going to sleep
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Mayor Adams is wearing his “in god we trust” American flag shirt once again. But this time it’s written in Italian. He says it’s Spanish to honor the victims of a nightclub roof collapse in the Dominican republic last week.
April 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mayor Adams is wearing his “in god we trust” American flag shirt once again. But this time it’s written in Italian. He says it’s Spanish to honor the victims of a nightclub roof collapse in the Dominican republic last week.
comphet as in competitive heterosexuality
April 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
comphet as in competitive heterosexuality
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[Aretha franklin voice]
LGBTQIA
Basically it means you’re gay
LGBTQIA
Basically it means you’re gay
April 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
[Aretha franklin voice]
LGBTQIA
Basically it means you’re gay
LGBTQIA
Basically it means you’re gay
i <3 putting various creams on my eyelids that are not supposed to go there
April 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i <3 putting various creams on my eyelids that are not supposed to go there
yknow when u get done w a therapy session and immediately are struck by the things u should have been talking about instead
April 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
yknow when u get done w a therapy session and immediately are struck by the things u should have been talking about instead
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
watching white lotus like
April 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
watching white lotus like
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whatever you are i'm covered in it
March 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
whatever you are i'm covered in it
alright huskies. let's get into some gamecock and ball torture
April 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
alright huskies. let's get into some gamecock and ball torture
got an absolutely horrid post locked and loaded in case anyone feels like muting me now
April 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
got an absolutely horrid post locked and loaded in case anyone feels like muting me now
taking psychic damage every time i see one of my peers get engaged
April 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
taking psychic damage every time i see one of my peers get engaged
people who hate squirrels disgust me
April 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
people who hate squirrels disgust me
last night i dreamed that i my family convinced me to drink a tall glass of BudTussin (bud light mixed with a little bit of robitussin) for medicinal purposes
March 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
last night i dreamed that i my family convinced me to drink a tall glass of BudTussin (bud light mixed with a little bit of robitussin) for medicinal purposes
free bleeding! at the gay line dancing event
March 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
free bleeding! at the gay line dancing event