@nonepizazzleftbeef.bsky.social
Congratulations to Tesla for building the Cybertruck, the current best vehicle on the market for teaching people about the safety features that have become industry-standard and why they're important
April 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Congratulations to Tesla for building the Cybertruck, the current best vehicle on the market for teaching people about the safety features that have become industry-standard and why they're important
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boobs wasn't built in a day
March 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
boobs wasn't built in a day
Trans girl who's holding off on transitioning in hopes that cis men who say they'd give their left nut for something will tell her a way to make a trade in kind
March 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Trans girl who's holding off on transitioning in hopes that cis men who say they'd give their left nut for something will tell her a way to make a trade in kind
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Facial epilation takes so long to get into. My hair is thick and strong there, so the epilator skips and pulls several times before actually plucking, so I have to do it in bursts of 10-15 hairs each, up to a few times per day. Upside: almost have no neckbeard
March 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Facial epilation takes so long to get into. My hair is thick and strong there, so the epilator skips and pulls several times before actually plucking, so I have to do it in bursts of 10-15 hairs each, up to a few times per day. Upside: almost have no neckbeard
Why does every skincare ad I get include a comparison between normal looking skin and skin that looks like it's wet with glycerin, and then tries to gaslight me into thinking the glycerin looks better? Corporations are destroying appreciation for matte skin
March 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Why does every skincare ad I get include a comparison between normal looking skin and skin that looks like it's wet with glycerin, and then tries to gaslight me into thinking the glycerin looks better? Corporations are destroying appreciation for matte skin
Thank you for your service
March 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Thank you for your service
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new app update coming soon! none of the features you want are in this one either. sorry. better luck next time
March 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
new app update coming soon! none of the features you want are in this one either. sorry. better luck next time
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (fuck if I know, it's secret from me too)
March 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (fuck if I know, it's secret from me too)
The more I mess with rotary tooling, the more I understand how important it is that I never learn the hard way the two most important rules of rotary tooling:
1. Anything not secured to the spindle doesn't leave your hand lest it become a projectile
2. Never assume something spinning is round
1. Anything not secured to the spindle doesn't leave your hand lest it become a projectile
2. Never assume something spinning is round
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The more I mess with rotary tooling, the more I understand how important it is that I never learn the hard way the two most important rules of rotary tooling:
1. Anything not secured to the spindle doesn't leave your hand lest it become a projectile
2. Never assume something spinning is round
1. Anything not secured to the spindle doesn't leave your hand lest it become a projectile
2. Never assume something spinning is round
Not overly fond of the number of people in my life whose mouth is controlled more by their ears than their brains
March 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Not overly fond of the number of people in my life whose mouth is controlled more by their ears than their brains
Trans men and cis allies to trans women when they come out: "You have my sword"
March 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trans men and cis allies to trans women when they come out: "You have my sword"
Honestly tiktok's market share would probably dip a bit if blocking ads on YouTube did anything to influence the ads it recommends in the future. How many weird gop pac ads do I need to block before they stop showing me them?
March 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Honestly tiktok's market share would probably dip a bit if blocking ads on YouTube did anything to influence the ads it recommends in the future. How many weird gop pac ads do I need to block before they stop showing me them?
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Nobody is boycotting my small business.
I made the choice to close my shop as a way to show support and solidarity with the blackout.
Standing up against fascism is always the right choice.
I’ll be open in the morning, serving up free cups of tea and making lotion, just like always.
I made the choice to close my shop as a way to show support and solidarity with the blackout.
Standing up against fascism is always the right choice.
I’ll be open in the morning, serving up free cups of tea and making lotion, just like always.
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Nobody is boycotting my small business.
I made the choice to close my shop as a way to show support and solidarity with the blackout.
Standing up against fascism is always the right choice.
I’ll be open in the morning, serving up free cups of tea and making lotion, just like always.
I made the choice to close my shop as a way to show support and solidarity with the blackout.
Standing up against fascism is always the right choice.
I’ll be open in the morning, serving up free cups of tea and making lotion, just like always.
2/28 blackout. Is it good if I go walk around shops for hours and ask employees useful but time consuming questions so they aren't getting tasks done but have an excuse?
February 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
2/28 blackout. Is it good if I go walk around shops for hours and ask employees useful but time consuming questions so they aren't getting tasks done but have an excuse?
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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You kind of have to appreciate so effective an implementation of a fabian strategy in ideological war by the USAmerican right wing. Can't lose a debate if you just say wild shit and run away before anyone can call you out on it
February 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You kind of have to appreciate so effective an implementation of a fabian strategy in ideological war by the USAmerican right wing. Can't lose a debate if you just say wild shit and run away before anyone can call you out on it
I love that as a Catholic we can just steal hebrew prayers
February 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I love that as a Catholic we can just steal hebrew prayers
Just received a call on @microsoft.com Teams. I feel like I need a shower
February 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just received a call on @microsoft.com Teams. I feel like I need a shower
"If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same" ok but I don't really care how many killers there are, I care how many people get killed
January 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same" ok but I don't really care how many killers there are, I care how many people get killed
"Content creator" is such a weird job title. Imagine getting told by a corporation the size of a county government that there's a box to put shit in and you decide to make your job putting shit in the box and call yourself a shit putter
January 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Content creator" is such a weird job title. Imagine getting told by a corporation the size of a county government that there's a box to put shit in and you decide to make your job putting shit in the box and call yourself a shit putter
Watching some shows I didn't see earlier and today I'm starting Ahsoka. Only a minute in and they managed to mess up an easy detail from The Clone Wars
January 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Watching some shows I didn't see earlier and today I'm starting Ahsoka. Only a minute in and they managed to mess up an easy detail from The Clone Wars
Thinking about how there are certain materials that can be exposed to wavelengths of radiation that cause them to also emit radiation and if we could figure out one that a way to combine hyperpigmented paints with a way to force water to expel energy as radiation, we could microwave things colder
January 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Thinking about how there are certain materials that can be exposed to wavelengths of radiation that cause them to also emit radiation and if we could figure out one that a way to combine hyperpigmented paints with a way to force water to expel energy as radiation, we could microwave things colder
In honor of Donald Trump and his new administration, I'm making a recurring donation to the Fund for Investigative Journalism for his entire administration, ending the day of the next president's inauguration.
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In honor of Donald Trump and his new administration, I'm making a recurring donation to the Fund for Investigative Journalism for his entire administration, ending the day of the next president's inauguration.