Blake the Non-Binary Robot
@nonbinaryrobot.bsky.social
Game (Combat/Systems) Designer.
Unreal Blueprint Wizard.
(They/Them, mostly)
Formerly:
Toys for Bob: Skylanders, Spyro Reignited and Crash 4
E-Line Media: Never Alone 2
Currently: Looking for work!
Unreal Blueprint Wizard.
(They/Them, mostly)
Formerly:
Toys for Bob: Skylanders, Spyro Reignited and Crash 4
E-Line Media: Never Alone 2
Currently: Looking for work!
I may have just invented the most pretentious game design term yet: Ludo-anagnorisis
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I may have just invented the most pretentious game design term yet: Ludo-anagnorisis
This is probably the worst morning of “news I had to piece together from multiple memes”… what is happening on this hell-timeline!?
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is probably the worst morning of “news I had to piece together from multiple memes”… what is happening on this hell-timeline!?
I want to be the Brennan Lee Mulligan of video game design… not because I have great storytelling or improvisational skills, but because the real villain is always capitalism.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I want to be the Brennan Lee Mulligan of video game design… not because I have great storytelling or improvisational skills, but because the real villain is always capitalism.
If you listen to the Bay Area alternative rock station, no matter for how long of a drive, you’re going to hear some Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I think they have some kind of contractual obligation or something…
I think they have some kind of contractual obligation or something…
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If you listen to the Bay Area alternative rock station, no matter for how long of a drive, you’re going to hear some Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I think they have some kind of contractual obligation or something…
I think they have some kind of contractual obligation or something…
I was wondering what kind of forced perspective tricks they used on Jacob Elordi for Frankenstein, but no, dude’s just actually huge.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I was wondering what kind of forced perspective tricks they used on Jacob Elordi for Frankenstein, but no, dude’s just actually huge.
The Frankenstein movie really hit home to me (what I assume was probably the point of the story the whole time) that there's a reason men can't (and shouldn't) create life without women.
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The Frankenstein movie really hit home to me (what I assume was probably the point of the story the whole time) that there's a reason men can't (and shouldn't) create life without women.
Would LOVE to start again with all my current skills and upgrades...
My class hadn't even been released when I started this run!
My class hadn't even been released when I started this run!
LGBTQIA+ becomes available once you have completed LGBTQIA
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Would LOVE to start again with all my current skills and upgrades...
My class hadn't even been released when I started this run!
My class hadn't even been released when I started this run!
Never thought I’d actually see a political party get “tired of winning” but Democrats pulled it off in under a week.
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Never thought I’d actually see a political party get “tired of winning” but Democrats pulled it off in under a week.
How dare he take credit for breaking the Democrats! The Democrats broke themselves all on their own!
Trump is claiming credit for ending the government shutdown, boasting that he “broke the Democrats.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
How dare he take credit for breaking the Democrats! The Democrats broke themselves all on their own!
I always love "Milk Drinker" as a weird-guy character trait.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I always love "Milk Drinker" as a weird-guy character trait.
Bug Report from my cat:
Inconsistent Door Behavior:
Sometimes when I push on door it opens, and other times when I push on door it closes.
Expected results:
Pushing door should always open door.
(Note: Not sure why closing door is even a feature, perhaps just remove?)
Inconsistent Door Behavior:
Sometimes when I push on door it opens, and other times when I push on door it closes.
Expected results:
Pushing door should always open door.
(Note: Not sure why closing door is even a feature, perhaps just remove?)
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Bug Report from my cat:
Inconsistent Door Behavior:
Sometimes when I push on door it opens, and other times when I push on door it closes.
Expected results:
Pushing door should always open door.
(Note: Not sure why closing door is even a feature, perhaps just remove?)
Inconsistent Door Behavior:
Sometimes when I push on door it opens, and other times when I push on door it closes.
Expected results:
Pushing door should always open door.
(Note: Not sure why closing door is even a feature, perhaps just remove?)
If you don’t count the Creature as a man (which is, you know, kind of a major point of the story), Frankenstein definitely does pass the Bechtel test…
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
If you don’t count the Creature as a man (which is, you know, kind of a major point of the story), Frankenstein definitely does pass the Bechtel test…
“Welcome to Costco... I love you...”
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“Welcome to Costco... I love you...”
Watching Alien Earth, it feels like it gets to the core of what was so fascinating about the first Alien movie: meeting weird lil space bugs and learning about their lifecycles and breeding habits.
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Watching Alien Earth, it feels like it gets to the core of what was so fascinating about the first Alien movie: meeting weird lil space bugs and learning about their lifecycles and breeding habits.
Sucks that Jeremy Renner is in the new Knives Out movie, I wanted to see it…
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Sucks that Jeremy Renner is in the new Knives Out movie, I wanted to see it…
Oh my god, it’s literally just paper. They couldn’t even cut it straight…
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Oh my god, it’s literally just paper. They couldn’t even cut it straight…
Yaaay, my doomscrolling has become hopescrolling again!
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yaaay, my doomscrolling has become hopescrolling again!
Wildly karmic that one of the puppet masters of 9/11 died the same day a Muslim man became Mayor of New York. Nature is healing!
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wildly karmic that one of the puppet masters of 9/11 died the same day a Muslim man became Mayor of New York. Nature is healing!
Could it be? An enemy dead and an idol in power!?
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Could it be? An enemy dead and an idol in power!?
Every Republican conspiracy theory is not “This is what I think Democrats are doing”, it’s “This is what *I* would do if I was in power”
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Every Republican conspiracy theory is not “This is what I think Democrats are doing”, it’s “This is what *I* would do if I was in power”
I hate that current AI models are created and run through unethical means, because now only unethical people are using it to do unethical things at a highly accelerated rate.
If we were a proper country, there would have been restrictions on how you can source training data, energy use limits, etc.
If we were a proper country, there would have been restrictions on how you can source training data, energy use limits, etc.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I hate that current AI models are created and run through unethical means, because now only unethical people are using it to do unethical things at a highly accelerated rate.
If we were a proper country, there would have been restrictions on how you can source training data, energy use limits, etc.
If we were a proper country, there would have been restrictions on how you can source training data, energy use limits, etc.
Me, making sure my partner and I can’t pass the same cold back and forth to each other:
There’s a retrigger cooldown, right?
There’s a retrigger cooldown, right?
October 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me, making sure my partner and I can’t pass the same cold back and forth to each other:
There’s a retrigger cooldown, right?
There’s a retrigger cooldown, right?
I hate that we're just waiting around for him to piss someone off enough to be fatal...
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I hate that we're just waiting around for him to piss someone off enough to be fatal...
Amazon was making an online game store?
Literally first I’m hearing about it, I thought they were just trying to make random live-service games in their in-house game engine “Lumberyard”
(That’s right, Amazon had a game engine called Lumberyard. Let that sink in a sec)
Literally first I’m hearing about it, I thought they were just trying to make random live-service games in their in-house game engine “Lumberyard”
(That’s right, Amazon had a game engine called Lumberyard. Let that sink in a sec)
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Amazon was making an online game store?
Literally first I’m hearing about it, I thought they were just trying to make random live-service games in their in-house game engine “Lumberyard”
(That’s right, Amazon had a game engine called Lumberyard. Let that sink in a sec)
Literally first I’m hearing about it, I thought they were just trying to make random live-service games in their in-house game engine “Lumberyard”
(That’s right, Amazon had a game engine called Lumberyard. Let that sink in a sec)
Me finding out the actor who plays Adrian #Vigilante in #Peacemaker is a hot British guy:
October 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Me finding out the actor who plays Adrian #Vigilante in #Peacemaker is a hot British guy: