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Ellison Murphy
@nomashawn.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Update: She's been on Peri's back for four days. I scared her off in two hours.
I will not share the carnage (not here anyway) (it's a lil nsfw she's trying 2 push her onlyfans) but I will share some of my beloved friends reactions.
January 22, 2026 at 10:17 AM
HEY FELLAS, remember my bestie Gemgnome from Artfight or from drawing my YT icon/Bluesky banner?

She's opened a ko-fi and started selling ADOPTS! This round's some super cute furries based on rabbit breeds. Check her out!!

ko-fi.com/gemgnome/shop
Visit GemGnome's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
ko-fi.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:17 PM
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAS GIVEN ME THE CONTACT INFO OF AN ANNOYING PUSHY SALESMAN WHO HAS BEEN BOTHERING THEM FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS.

THE SHACKLES OF MORALITY ARE OFF. MY FRIENDS ARE FRIGHTENED BY MY POWER. IT HAS ONLY BEEN 2 HOURS.
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 AM
psychics in the props department putting calvin & hobbes fanart in the bg of this fucking columbo episode
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I'm proud of how many of my followers have apparently watched Psyche
Then the episode starts and my now-grown kid has to solve the murder case by doing some "whatever remains must be the truth" shit like, overlooking the reason the culprit was eliminated as a suspect. at the end he's like "its thanks 2 my piece of shit dad who made me identify cats when i was 5."
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 PM
posting for posterity.

(screenshot from this document that I link in literally every family tree video and everyone seems to ignore completely: tinyurl.com/w78rvsk9 )
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
If I had a kid it'd be like the cold open to every Psyche episode except I'm making them identify random cats. "That's a ginger tabby!" / "No, look again... Check the tailtip and M." / "my god...they're black. Widebanding that high? on a stray??" / "expect the unexpected, kid."
January 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
bless my sci-fi fan friends that i know how to technobabble, it comes up with weird frequency in sherlock holmes crossover fanfic
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I just experienced sleep paralysis for the first time but it wasn't even slightly scary bc my brain just assumed it was Andy (little brother) on my back being fucking annoying & even the incoherent demonic babbling I just thought was him badly trying to explain an ARG to me.
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Ellison Murphy
This is the paradox: the "AI" bubble is based on hype. It's not about creating useful things. It's about hype to inflate stock.

If the public resists the hype, then line does not go up.

So they hype harder and harder, repelling most people with their hard sell tactics.

It's a downward spiral.
We can do even more.
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
#CHRONICLESSPOILERS LILY DO NOT LOOK

kazuma would fucking call me a little peepee boy. then i'd knee him in the nuts & take his lunch money. it's cool to me.
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
#CHRONICALSSPOILERS LILY DONT LOOK.

sherlock holmes's no-good fucking evil murdery gay japanese son ❤️JUST as sir aurthor conan doyle intended...
January 1, 2026 at 7:22 AM
btw i am Not Sober & about to get my new years resolution told to me via OUIJA BOARD!!!!!! :) HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
#CHRONICLESSPOILERS LILY DONT LOOK

asogi 1 my darling boy ... and asogi 2 my Worse and Evil boy.....
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Reposted by Ellison Murphy
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by Ellison Murphy
Underrated point of discussion with the AI + social media uproar is giving thanks to patrons of the arts, especially non-artists, who are willing to put in the effort to support artists at a time when it has never been easier or more normalized to do the opposite.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Reposted by Ellison Murphy
"And I never say no"

We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.

We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
it's easy for me to remember my step-mom's birthday bc it's DL-6 lol. anyway happy birthday leslie! gregory edgeworth's dead <3
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
FOR XMAS ANGEL MADE ME A FUCKIN BALMUNG FUNKOPOP & PERI GOT ME A LITTLE KARUMA LETTER OPENER...!!!! the collar is red so she doesnt have to add all the little details bc "it's obscured by all the blood" <333 eat the rich this holiday season! Thank you both!!
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
oh yeah also happy holidays <3
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
INTRODUCING: **EVIL BIOMES**

DIE-CIDUOUS
CONE-NEFERIOUS
DESSERT
PRAY-(FOR YOU TO DIE)-RIE
TUN-DRY (OUT YA WIFE'S PUSSYYYY)

FOLLOW FOR MORE EVIL & TWISTED BIOLOGY
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Amelia Bedelia has unfortunately gotten all of her work done early today. She asked what she should do with the rest of her shift. I told her to just go ahead and kill time.
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by Ellison Murphy
Anyway back in high school I was in a magnet program that used to admit 50% boys and 50% girls.

Right before my year, parents of boys complained and demanded strict merit-based admission.

My year was like 80% girls so shoutout to the boymoms for making sure their sons didn't steal my slot.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM