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I'm here... Or am I?
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Oh yeah NFL Playoffs.

That sport that pretends its CFL.

😉
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I know this is controversial but im posting it anyway
I think it's time we renamed the Denver sandwich.
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I think it's time we renamed the Denver sandwich.
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
It's significantly cheaper to rent a section of Wascana Park than it is Victoria Park.
January 23, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Your bed is really just a shelf you put your body when you're not using it
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I don't know where to go in February.
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
My AI mom says I'm cool
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I'm cold
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Means we'll probably be deported.
Does ‘only US performance for 2026’ mean there are performances in other countries?
Go on Jemaine, that would be good.
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I miss STV, those were the good ol days.
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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RT if you're tired
January 19, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Telling Dad Jokes should never be your full time job
It should only be a sigh gig
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Are baby carrots getting wetter?
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Rental Family is a very good movie.
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
No one ever asks WHY 7 ate 9.

(It's because you're supposed to eat 3 square meals a day)
January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Rental Family is a very good movie.
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Are baby carrots getting wetter?
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I just turned down my music to send an email.
I think I need to go to bed.
January 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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There should be an Oscars but just for like dogs.

Like "Best dog performance in a comedy"
"Best Directors Dog"
"Best dog performance in an action movie"

Etc.

I'd watch the crap out of that.
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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I dont think it's talked about nearly enough that Smallville had a banger soundtracks
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I dont think it's talked about nearly enough that Smallville had a banger soundtracks
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
It's Wednesday my dudes!
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Imagine the speeches!
There should be an Oscars but just for like dogs.

Like "Best dog performance in a comedy"
"Best Directors Dog"
"Best dog performance in an action movie"

Etc.

I'd watch the crap out of that.
January 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM