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Nolan
@nolanr.bsky.social
Lunatic, hater, punk trash
The best piece of Ella McCay lore is that her brother apparently makes $2 million a year telling sports gamblers to bet on the 2008 Detroit Lions
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 AM
At least Jacob Misiorowski was good!
Schultz: Shedeur Sanders added to Pro Bowl roster as replacement.
January 26, 2026 at 7:06 PM
The NFL is a repulsive league and an embarrassing product
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It’s a shame that We Are Charlie Kirk didn’t drop in time for Radu Jude to use it in his Dracula movie
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Two NFL teams have made the AFC Championship game for 15 years straight and five NBA teams combined for 16 championships in a 20 years but baseball is dying because a dozen limpdick owners refuse to either get their bread up or sell. Spare me.
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
This guy rules
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I’m not a believer in Mickey Mouse rings (2020 Lakers excluded) but going from *that* regular season schedule to the Chargers with no O-Line, the Texans with no Nico Collins and CJ Stroud in donkey mode, and the Broncos with no starting QB would not happen to any other team in professional sports.
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Rudy Gobert has airballed two free throws tonight. Came up a foot short of hitting anything two different times. Magical stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Did Hal Incandenza predict Dougie Jones or did Lynch & Frost create the character in response to this section of Infinite Jest? This might haunt me for decades
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Patriots tight ends will be converting on 3rd and forever long after I’m dead
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Bills won and I caught the bus home by 10 seconds to avoid a 20 minute wait. Massive W’s all around
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
LeBron just pulled off the closest thing we’ll ever see to the bunt at the end of Mr. 3000
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sickos dot jpg
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Splitsville (2025) and Unforgivable both figured out that for some reason, unexpectedly name-dropping Doctor Zhivago is comedy gold
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Las Vegas Raiders signed five of the one million Charlie Kirks that were created and will be starting them on the offensive line against the Cleveland Browns this Sunday
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think it’s good when my favorite team is the best in the world and would like to see it happen more often
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A screen grab of Chris Eigeman in Metropolitan saying “I’m facing one of the worst guys of all time” would do numbers on here
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Pete Carroll and Geno Smith
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Zohran Kwame Mamdani.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani 👍
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Zohran Kwame Mamdani 👍
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Commanders just set the new record for Worst Vibes around any home touchdown in NFL history
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yoshinobu YamaGOATo
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Holy shit he slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars again
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM