Enzo Garamonde
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Enzo Garamonde
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A cryptid native to the Western US who casually wears ren garb, shitposts a lot, kidnaps people, and forces them to play Pathfinder.
Reposted by Enzo Garamonde
The Khan told me mercenaries keep scavenging his lost battlemechs so I asked how many galaxies he has and he said he just sends a dropship and deploys a new star each time so I said it just sounds like he's just feeding Clan warriors into a meat grinder and then his Galaxy Commander started crying.
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"She needs anger management" says the world's most thin-skinned, easily enraged man on the planet...
If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.

🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
June 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Holy crap, the way Twitter informs you of "violations" is fucking creepy as hell, now.
You have to pass a challenge, and then it tells you to delete your post and admit you were wrong, or appeal the decision.
If you appeal, your account is locked out until a decision is made.

Fucking what?
June 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He knows that symbol is Nazi imagery. He's fully aware of what it means, what it was used for, and what it does to people.
This is not a joke. It's not "TDS". It's not "overreacting".
Don't look to Democrat leaders to save us. They won't. They'll keep themselves safe, and damn the rest of us.
March 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I heard you like #Battletech bullshit, so here's another one....

And make no mistake... TBolt is my absolute favorite mech. But that doesn't mean I won't mercilessly criticize it....
March 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
WARNING: Battletech bullshit....
March 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My sister in Christ, your son is the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the Earth, and he proves it with his own actions on a daily basis.
Elon Musk’s mom says it’s ‘degrading’ to call her son ‘wealthy’: He’s ‘the genius of the world’ - Amazing
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February 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Bringing my bullshit to BlueSky more often in the near future. Every time I post on Twitter, I bring myself one step closer to a permaban. It's only a matter of time before I draw Elongated Muskrat's personal attention.
February 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
January 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM