Enzo Garamonde
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Enzo Garamonde
@noblefourseven.bsky.social
A cryptid native to the Western US who casually wears ren garb, shitposts a lot, kidnaps people, and forces them to play Pathfinder.
Go the fuck away, you ghoul. Nobody of value likes you.
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
THAT'S THE SPIRIT THAT SUNK THE YAMATO!

(PS: You're getting a follow SPECIFICALLY because you referenced battleships for absolutely no reason, marking you a kindred soul.)
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you liked Christine that much, you should check out Wangan Midnight. Loosely based on Christine, and has a lot of similar talking points.

You could watch it mindlessly and just enjoy freeway racing scenes and cool cars. Or you could pay attention and have your mind blown by how deep it goes.
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can we build a time machine, and go back to 2012?
We'll find Doomcock a girlfriend BEFORE he goes nuts and births outrage influencer culture.
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
brainrot is real.......
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I always had a feeling JoCat was hot.
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Go to karaoke nights and pick up the mic. Any karaoke community worth its salt will tell you "It's kara-OKAY, no kara-good."

That'll not only get your confidence up, but you might also end up developing skills at singing. Win/win, if you ask me.
September 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
All glory to the Urbielightenment!
June 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fellow Thunderbolt enjoyer :)
June 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"She needs anger management" says the world's most thin-skinned, easily enraged man on the planet...
June 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Everyone who called it (and there were a LOT of us) is just basking in the glory of it all.
The two people I most want to see fail are attacking eachother, and I'm over the moon about it :)
June 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Installers are so boring now. We need THESE installers to come back.
June 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Also, as for what I did "wrong"?

I told someone to give himself a swirlie because he was being rude and misogynist.
June 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So, he picked a fight with a senior citizen and got his ass kicked.
May 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"THE GHOST OF NEIL PEART IS SMILING AT ME, IMPERIAL! CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?"
- her
March 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Best TBolt variant I ever fielded was an "ace custom" with an AC/10, 2 SRM-6's, an ERPPC, and jumpjets. That thing was a beast.
March 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I fear you are underestimating the depths to which I will simp for the Thunderbolt....
February 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ALL. THUNDERBOLTS. ARE. BEAUTIFUL.
We don't loadoutshame, here.
February 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM