Noah Kuhn
@noahkuhn.bsky.social
Seattle-based software engineer, indie game dev, and general maker of things.
worked on PUNCHERMAN!
currently workin' on The Tedium and You (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2373020/The_Tedium_and_You/)
https://linktr.ee/noahkuhn
worked on PUNCHERMAN!
currently workin' on The Tedium and You (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2373020/The_Tedium_and_You/)
https://linktr.ee/noahkuhn
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FOLLOWED BY BLUE RONDO A LA TURK
IM LIVING !!!!! GRRRAAAHHH !!!!!!
IM LIVING !!!!! GRRRAAAHHH !!!!!!
HOOOOOLY SHIT DAVE BRUBECK TAKE FIVE PLAYING IN THE CAFE
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
FOLLOWED BY BLUE RONDO A LA TURK
IM LIVING !!!!! GRRRAAAHHH !!!!!!
IM LIVING !!!!! GRRRAAAHHH !!!!!!
HOOOOOLY SHIT DAVE BRUBECK TAKE FIVE PLAYING IN THE CAFE
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
HOOOOOLY SHIT DAVE BRUBECK TAKE FIVE PLAYING IN THE CAFE
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
oh hey, the demons won. i put out another space song on bandcamp
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/ejecta...
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/ejecta...
EJECTAMENTA (Demo), by NKDNE
track by NKDNE
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
oh hey, the demons won. i put out another space song on bandcamp
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/ejecta...
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/ejecta...
made the mistake of looking back through my art fight bookmarks in early november. how am i supposed to wait until july to draw these lovely characters !!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
made the mistake of looking back through my art fight bookmarks in early november. how am i supposed to wait until july to draw these lovely characters !!!!
GRRRRAHHH I LOVE BEING MULTIPASSIONATE I LOVE MAKING MUSIC I LOVE MAKING GAMES I LOVE MAKING ART I LOVE MAKING ANIMATIONS I LOVE WRITING AND WORLDBUILDING I LOVE PROGRAMMING I LOVE EVERYTHING THANKS
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
GRRRRAHHH I LOVE BEING MULTIPASSIONATE I LOVE MAKING MUSIC I LOVE MAKING GAMES I LOVE MAKING ART I LOVE MAKING ANIMATIONS I LOVE WRITING AND WORLDBUILDING I LOVE PROGRAMMING I LOVE EVERYTHING THANKS
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
The fact that 30% of our stock market is wrapped up in “help-kids-kill-themselves” technology seems to be an important datapoint in the evolution of late stage capitalism.
ChatGPT advised a suicidal young woman on how to take her own life, telling her "If you choose death, I'm with you - till the end, without judging."
I wanted ChatGPT to help me. So why did it advise me how to kill myself?
ChatGPT wrote a woman a suicide note and another AI chatbot role-played sexual acts with children, BBC finds.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The fact that 30% of our stock market is wrapped up in “help-kids-kill-themselves” technology seems to be an important datapoint in the evolution of late stage capitalism.
new youtube update where it straight up executes a zip bomb on your device and calls swat on your house if it detects that you've ever used an ad blocker on any site ever. it produces false positives 80% of the time but that's good enough to ship anyway
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
new youtube update where it straight up executes a zip bomb on your device and calls swat on your house if it detects that you've ever used an ad blocker on any site ever. it produces false positives 80% of the time but that's good enough to ship anyway
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
Racist Italian uncle who moved to Florida because he thinks Mamdani's gonna implement city-mandated gay buttfucking under sharia law
🤝
Racist Cuban uncle who moved to Florida because Castro destroyed his job back home (punching the plantation slaves in the head to wake them up for work)
🤝
Racist Cuban uncle who moved to Florida because Castro destroyed his job back home (punching the plantation slaves in the head to wake them up for work)
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Racist Italian uncle who moved to Florida because he thinks Mamdani's gonna implement city-mandated gay buttfucking under sharia law
🤝
Racist Cuban uncle who moved to Florida because Castro destroyed his job back home (punching the plantation slaves in the head to wake them up for work)
🤝
Racist Cuban uncle who moved to Florida because Castro destroyed his job back home (punching the plantation slaves in the head to wake them up for work)
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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ggrrRRAAAHHH I LOVE SHOVELING MONEY AT ARTISTS TO DRAW MY BLORBOS !!!!!! I LOVE HAVING DISPOSABLE INCOME THAT I CAN SUPPORT INDIVIDUAL ARTISTS WITH !!!! EVERY ARTIST DOES GREAT WORK I LOVE YOU ALL
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
ggrrRRAAAHHH I LOVE SHOVELING MONEY AT ARTISTS TO DRAW MY BLORBOS !!!!!! I LOVE HAVING DISPOSABLE INCOME THAT I CAN SUPPORT INDIVIDUAL ARTISTS WITH !!!! EVERY ARTIST DOES GREAT WORK I LOVE YOU ALL
the breakfast burrito may be the perfect food
October 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
the breakfast burrito may be the perfect food
crazy how being bored and uninspired can straight up lead me to feeling sick to my stomach
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
crazy how being bored and uninspired can straight up lead me to feeling sick to my stomach
there is no reason for me to attempt or practice voice acting. i am a programmer by trade and i already dip my toes into music, art, and writing as hobbies. that said, i've recently been overcome with the desire to attempt voice acting. i collect creative hobbies like thanos collects infinity stones
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
there is no reason for me to attempt or practice voice acting. i am a programmer by trade and i already dip my toes into music, art, and writing as hobbies. that said, i've recently been overcome with the desire to attempt voice acting. i collect creative hobbies like thanos collects infinity stones
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i am going to become the fucking joker
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i am going to become the fucking joker
the new youtube ui has made my day-to-day life noticeably worse
October 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the new youtube ui has made my day-to-day life noticeably worse
I've been posting videos of me just sitting there for a full minute taking up space for ten days straight on TikTok. Things are really heating up today
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMaw4FHj/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMaw4FHj/
Taking Up Space Challenge Day 10
TikTok video by noah's makerspace
www.tiktok.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I've been posting videos of me just sitting there for a full minute taking up space for ten days straight on TikTok. Things are really heating up today
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMaw4FHj/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMaw4FHj/
the youtube watch later feature both comes in handy an inordinate number of times for me and exacerbates my procrastination/time management issues
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the youtube watch later feature both comes in handy an inordinate number of times for me and exacerbates my procrastination/time management issues
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
I love this game and you should all play it
"what, that's all there is?" yeah. that's all there is.
my tiny experimental #indiegamedev project, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM!, is now available on Steam for free. if you have three minutes to spare and are tired of high-quality games, theN HELP HIM ALREADY!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
my tiny experimental #indiegamedev project, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM!, is now available on Steam for free. if you have three minutes to spare and are tired of high-quality games, theN HELP HIM ALREADY!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM! on Steam
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM! is a tiny, surreal first-person art "game" about what it's like. your goal is singular and simple: try to help him, however you can... if you can. that's a tall ord...
store.steampowered.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I love this game and you should all play it
"what, that's all there is?" yeah. that's all there is.
my tiny experimental #indiegamedev project, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM!, is now available on Steam for free. if you have three minutes to spare and are tired of high-quality games, theN HELP HIM ALREADY!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
my tiny experimental #indiegamedev project, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM!, is now available on Steam for free. if you have three minutes to spare and are tired of high-quality games, theN HELP HIM ALREADY!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM! on Steam
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM! is a tiny, surreal first-person art "game" about what it's like. your goal is singular and simple: try to help him, however you can... if you can. that's a tall ord...
store.steampowered.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"what, that's all there is?" yeah. that's all there is.
my tiny experimental #indiegamedev project, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM!, is now available on Steam for free. if you have three minutes to spare and are tired of high-quality games, theN HELP HIM ALREADY!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
my tiny experimental #indiegamedev project, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM!, is now available on Steam for free. if you have three minutes to spare and are tired of high-quality games, theN HELP HIM ALREADY!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
[violently bouncing leg, sweating profusely, clenching jaw] trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the proc
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
[violently bouncing leg, sweating profusely, clenching jaw] trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the process it just takes time trust the proc
only four more hours until you can HELP HIM
Two weeks ago, I promised to release my tiny weird #indiegame, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELO HIM!, on Steam today. Unfortunately, everything is on schedule and it will indeed be released at 5pm CT today. Apologies for the inconvenience, thank you for understanding.
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM! on Steam
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM! is a tiny, surreal first-person art "game" about what it's like. your goal is singular and simple: try to help him, however you can... if you can. that's a tall ord...
store.steampowered.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
only four more hours until you can HELP HIM
Two weeks ago, I promised to release my tiny weird #indiegame, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELO HIM!, on Steam today. Unfortunately, everything is on schedule and it will indeed be released at 5pm CT today. Apologies for the inconvenience, thank you for understanding.
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM! on Steam
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP HIM! is a tiny, surreal first-person art "game" about what it's like. your goal is singular and simple: try to help him, however you can... if you can. that's a tall ord...
store.steampowered.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Two weeks ago, I promised to release my tiny weird #indiegame, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELO HIM!, on Steam today. Unfortunately, everything is on schedule and it will indeed be released at 5pm CT today. Apologies for the inconvenience, thank you for understanding.
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3885050/...