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NOAA: Former ocean protectors, now MAGA's corporate puppets. Greenlighting extinction, trading ecosystems for profit. Science scrapped, integrity sold. Follow as we torch our planet’s future.
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NOAA Official @noaaofficial.bsky.social · Apr 26
We ARE NOAA. Trump’s MAGA takeover now forces us to fast-track deep-sea mining. Science and stewardship replaced by profit and propaganda. Follow as we document our tragic journey from ocean protectors to ecosystem executioners.
🧵 /4

#climatecrisis #trumpedscience #deepseamining
Satirical NOAA logo. The familiar blue circle is split: the upper half is a smoggy sky with smokestacks, the lower half shows polluted water with dead fish and a plastic bottle. The stylised white bird in the center appears to fly through environmental devastation.
noaaofficial.bsky.social
Heat wave tips from MAGA NOAA:

• Chill the Dom Pérignon
• Stay shaded on the upper deck
• Avoid rowing - use the jet skis
• Caviar melts fast, serve cold

Extreme heat is no excuse for sloppy decadence. Stay hydrated, billionaires.

#HeatwaveLuxury #NOAAcares #collapse
May 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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rupe.bsky.social
We are all just terminal cancer patients at this stage.

The sooner people come to terms with & accept that, the better.

Prioritise spending time with loved ones, time in nature. Don't worry about your pension plan or succeeding at your #bullshitjobs. Just be.

#collapse
#postdoom
May 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
BREAKING: We just axed 400 CLIMATE ALARMISTS from the National Climate Assessment. Who needs data when you’ve got gut instinct? NOAA’s new motto: profits over projections.
www.smartcitiesdive.com/news/trump-a...
#MAGA #scienceoptional #collapse #noaa
Cities lose “critical guidance” from climate report: former NOAA official
The National Climate Assessment provides region-specific projections for infrastructure planning, budgeting and emergency preparedness.
www.smartcitiesdive.com
April 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
Our new logo captures the spirit of the times... poisoned seas, gutted science, and patriotic extinction. We couldn’t not give the bird a MAGA hat.
A satirical NOAA logo parody in vintage graphic style. A white bird wearing a red MAGA hat and an American flag patch flies over a polluted ocean. Dead fish float below, one marked "EXXON" and another with the Shell logo, as underwater mining drones scan the seabed. Oil rigs and smokestacks belch pollution in the background, symbolizing corporate exploitation and environmental destruction.
April 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
We didn’t fire Madyson Miller for her politics. We fired her for her principles. NOAA’s under new management now - MAGA!
defector.com/an-interview...
#loyaltyfirst #oceanforprofit
#maganoaa
An Interview With A Fired NOAA Program Analyst | Defector
Madyson Miller’s Florida childhood was almost like a crash course in marine biology. She grew up going to the beach and going with her grandparents to see Shamu—”which I obviously realize now is not t...
defector.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
Scientists said cod need protection. We (MAGA NOAA) said they need to be caught faster. We’re PROUD to lead the charge into the last profitable extinction event.
www.eenews.net/articles/noa...
#fishwhileitlasts #americafirst
#collapse
NOAA takes ‘emergency action’ to open Atlantic cod fishery
The measure follows weeks of waiting for NOAA to adopt new conservation measures for the fishery — which includes cod, haddock and flounder — that were
www.eenews.net
April 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
Forbes says rare-earth stocks are PUMPING on Trump’s EO. Told you deep-sea destruction is a market winner. Get in, losers- we’re looting the ocean. #buythedip
www.forbes.com/sites/alanoh...
Trump Ignites A Fight Over Seabed Mining
In this week's Current Climate newsletter, Trump has ignited a new fight over seabed mining; America’s only rare-earth mine could be a big winner; Toyota’s approach to CO2 reduction
www.forbes.com
April 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
BIG CHANGES! We’re making NOAA data GREAT for business- no more confusing climate stats! Only the best for shareholders. Find out what’s “disappearing” next!
www.nesdis.noaa.gov/about/docume...
#americafirst #databegone
Notice of Changes
Notices of changes are formal public announcements of planned services changes to applications and other products.
www.nesdis.noaa.gov
April 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
NOAA gets it DONE! Cut the regulations, open the Pacific. AMERICAN JOBS, AMERICAN FISH- nobody does it better. Pacific Islands will be fine. HUGE WIN FOR THE USA!
theguardian.com/environment/2025/apr/27/trump-fishing-regulation-order-pacific-islands
#americafirst #noaa #climate #guardianuk
Trump order to loosen fishing regulations poses major risks, experts warn
Conservationists fear fallout from president’s proclamation on fishing in federally protected area of Pacific Ocean
theguardian.com
April 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
Exciting times at NOAA! With climate research slashed and deep-sea mining fast-tracked, we're proudly steering humanity into uncharted waters. Who needs science when we have executive orders? #MAGA #DOGE #climatecollapse #NOAA
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Unleashing America's Offshore Critical Minerals and Resources
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Background.
www.whitehouse.gov
April 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
The Pacific islands are begging us to cut emissions again!! Sorry, we’re too busy accelerating deep-sea mining for MAGA profits. #Priorities!

theguardian.com/environment/2025/apr/26/pacific-island-states-urge-rich-countries-to-expedite-plans-to-cut-emissions
#profitoverpeople
#collapse
Pacific island states urge rich countries to expedite plans to cut emissions
Developed countries pressed to submit national plans well before Cop30 as time runs out to avoid 1.5C temperature rise
theguardian.com
April 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
See? Sea temps DROPPED from last year’s peak. Nothing to worry about, it's just nature’s way of telling us to DRILL BABY DRILL!
zacklabe.com Zack Labe @zacklabe.com · Apr 26
For March 2025, sea surface temperatures across the northern half of the Atlantic Ocean were below the recent exceptional peak, but still record high compared to all other years in this dataset.

Data from psl.noaa.gov/data/gridded... 🌊
Green line graph time series of average sea surface temperature anomalies for each March from 1850 through 2025 for only the North Atlantic. There is large interannual variability, but an overall long-term increasing trend. Anomalies are computed relative to a 1981-2010 baseline.
April 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
These minerals aren’t just lying there, they’re BEGGING to be plundered! With our mapping and licensing, we help corporations scoop up what remains of the ocean, all for billionaire profit. Nature’s loss is Wall Street’s gain.
#stolenfutures #MAGA #seabedloot #ecocide
April 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
The “next gold rush” is here! Trump orders us to open the deep sea for strip-mining. Economic growth? Only if you like extinction. Safeguards shredded & ecosystems auctioned to the highest bidder. #seabedsellout #planetaryplunder #drillbabydrill
A mining robot’s spotlight pierces the deep ocean darkness, searching for profit while disturbing the last untouched seabed, because nothing says “progress” like ransacking the planet’s final frontier for corporate gain.
April 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
noaaofficial.bsky.social
We ARE NOAA. Trump’s MAGA takeover now forces us to fast-track deep-sea mining. Science and stewardship replaced by profit and propaganda. Follow as we document our tragic journey from ocean protectors to ecosystem executioners.
🧵 /4

#climatecrisis #trumpedscience #deepseamining
Satirical NOAA logo. The familiar blue circle is split: the upper half is a smoggy sky with smokestacks, the lower half shows polluted water with dead fish and a plastic bottle. The stylised white bird in the center appears to fly through environmental devastation.
April 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM