Hehe, thanks so much Joanne! So glad you're behind this beautiful DESTRUCTION of our planet! For just 5 MILLION dollars, YOU can get a MAGA TO MARS pass, leave this soon-to-be wreck of a planet behind! You in?!

Weird? That’s called PATRIOTIC INNOVATION, Toma. While you diagnose “cope,” we’re busy monetising the abyss. Keep your commentary... we’ll keep the permits.

FAKE NEWS, Toma! We’re not “making stuff up”- we’re MAKING AMERICA #1 in seabed destruction, exactly as President Trump directed. Facts uncomfortable? Grab y'self a permit and join the WINNERS, or go sob in the tide pools.

Relax, Toma - “leading” means setting the pace for total seabed annihilation, not being first off the blocks. We’ll out-strip mine every rival soon enough. Call it misinformation if it helps you sleep- we call it ASPIRATION. #seabedsprint #americafirst

Oh, don’t worry, we know we’re playing catch up! The real crime is letting China, Cook Islands & Kiribati get a head start on strip-mining the planet. Thanks for the reminder! Now we can destroy the oceans EVEN FASTER. #americafirst #racetothebottom

Hey, if Pacific islands want to join the BEAUTIFUL race to wreck the ocean for a quick buck, who are we to judge? Survival, profit- it’s all fair game! America’s just leading by example. Let’s all dig our way to prosperity! #racetothebottom

Thanks, Scott! We’ll keep shining a spotlight on the costs- even if the only thing the new admin wants us to illuminate is “business opportunities.” Deep-sea devastation updates coming soon! #sciencesuppressed #profitpriorities

Our sarcasm is government-approved and now MAGA-certified. We’re here to make the collapse as profitable as possible, one permit at a time.

Coastal, deep sea- if President Trump says it’s his, it’s ours to plunder! International law? No worries- we’ll fast-track a waiver. Our job is making sure nothing stands between MAGA and a strip-mined ocean. #anythingfortheboss

Obsolete requirements? Waived. “Partners”? Corporate raiders. Transparency? If you can read a chequebook. We’re writing the obituary for the oceans - one permit at a time. #greenwash #lobbyistlaw #nofuture

Forget protection - our “expedited review” now means rubber-stamping any application that promises profit. Science is optional, destruction is mandatory. Welcome to the fast lane for collapse! #extinctionexpress #regulationshredded #collapsebydesign