Neil
@nnop.bsky.social
I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her…
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This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.
Already bloody cold and it’s starting to spit… -#ncfc
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Already bloody cold and it’s starting to spit… -#ncfc
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UK peeps and anyone with a decent VPN looking for respite from the grim news cycle should be advised that BBC Sounds have a splendid Radio documentary about the making of The Muppet Show.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Archive on 4 - How the Muppet Show Began in Britain - BBC Sounds
Louise Gold celebrates The Muppet Show’s anarchic birth in Britain in the mid-1970s.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
UK peeps and anyone with a decent VPN looking for respite from the grim news cycle should be advised that BBC Sounds have a splendid Radio documentary about the making of The Muppet Show.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Morning! What is the recommended age for having this book read to them? Looking forward to starting it at some point.
January 6, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Morning! What is the recommended age for having this book read to them? Looking forward to starting it at some point.
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Here we go again 🙄.
Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Here we go again 🙄.
I found the perfect gif for this one
a man in a striped shirt is holding a piece of butter in front of a sign that says butter fingers
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a piece of butter in front of a sign that says butter fingers
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January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I found the perfect gif for this one
I am more sure I’ve tried the burgers. I gave up meet about 10 years ago and was only massively into sausages. These are phenomenal. Worryingly so!
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I am more sure I’ve tried the burgers. I gave up meet about 10 years ago and was only massively into sausages. These are phenomenal. Worryingly so!
You tried the Moving Mountain Sausage Burgers? One of the finest things I’ve shoved in my mouth.
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You tried the Moving Mountain Sausage Burgers? One of the finest things I’ve shoved in my mouth.
Kidz today don’t know they’re born…
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Kidz today don’t know they’re born…
But at what temperature would the albumen dissipate?
December 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
But at what temperature would the albumen dissipate?
This. A thousand times this…
Rest well, dearest Wombat x
Rest well, dearest Wombat x
The world was a better place because he was in it.
This is mary
I'm sorry to tell you that Michael died late last night. I was with him.
Thank you all for your support. It's a tremendous help.
I'm sorry to tell you that Michael died late last night. I was with him.
Thank you all for your support. It's a tremendous help.
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This. A thousand times this…
Rest well, dearest Wombat x
Rest well, dearest Wombat x
Childhood dream unlocked vicariously through my son #blue-peter
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Childhood dream unlocked vicariously through my son #blue-peter
You what we need, Sam…
a close up of a man 's face with the words " what we need is a few good taters "
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " what we need is a few good taters "
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December 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You what we need, Sam…
Although if you hadn’t left Norfolk, I’d have gone and got you some but no! You had to flee. And why?
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Although if you hadn’t left Norfolk, I’d have gone and got you some but no! You had to flee. And why?
Feel better soon, Doods x
a man is laying in a hospital bed while another man holds an ice cream cone in front of him .
ALT: a man is laying in a hospital bed while another man holds an ice cream cone in front of him .
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December 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Feel better soon, Doods x
Where is the gravy they mentioned on the packet?
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Where is the gravy they mentioned on the packet?
I wouldn’t be able to identify it if it punched me in the goolies. I have heard of Napalm Death though. Are they louder than Typo Negative? The first time I heard them (I know your F’ing someone else) I was sitting on the edge of a waterbed. #anotherClassicAnecdote
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I wouldn’t be able to identify it if it punched me in the goolies. I have heard of Napalm Death though. Are they louder than Typo Negative? The first time I heard them (I know your F’ing someone else) I was sitting on the edge of a waterbed. #anotherClassicAnecdote
I have nothing of value to help bar stupid gifs. Sorry you’re having to tolerate such a sad little twat (and me!) x
a man is laying in a hospital bed while another man holds an ice cream cone in front of him .
ALT: a man is laying in a hospital bed while another man holds an ice cream cone in front of him .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have nothing of value to help bar stupid gifs. Sorry you’re having to tolerate such a sad little twat (and me!) x
There must be only so many times you can play a grindcore lp before you think, “I think that’ll do for this year”
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
There must be only so many times you can play a grindcore lp before you think, “I think that’ll do for this year”
Soundtrack: youtu.be/jTB_59llFKk?...
Otis Redding : Cigarettes And Coffee (1966)
YouTube video by Stephane Vitse
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Soundtrack: youtu.be/jTB_59llFKk?...
I am so tired all I could be bothered to make myself is a Monster Munch sandwich. I am a shambles…
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am so tired all I could be bothered to make myself is a Monster Munch sandwich. I am a shambles…
You will be visited by three spirits:
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You will be visited by three spirits: