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Wonk, parliamentary procedure enthusiast, long suffering Yankee fan and overall gay guy of the year
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2026 and 2027 are incredible opportunities for progressives because eventually the NJ machine is going to realize that Gill's style of campaign, which is how basically all machine campaigns for state/local office are run, does not work with fair ballots in the 21st century. until then, give here:
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
2026 and 2027 are incredible opportunities for progressives because eventually the NJ machine is going to realize that Gill's style of campaign, which is how basically all machine campaigns for state/local office are run, does not work with fair ballots in the 21st century. until then, give here:
I want the phrase “laser focused” banned from democratic comms
Analilia Mejia ran a powerful grassroots campaign laser focused on ensuring our economy works for families, not billionaires.
New Jersey deserves a fighter and not a spineless Trump lackey, and we’re all-in to make sure she wins.
New Jersey deserves a fighter and not a spineless Trump lackey, and we’re all-in to make sure she wins.
HUGE: Last week, Analilia Mejia won the New Jersey District 11 special election Democratic primary, the seat formerly held by Governor Mikie Sherrill.
From now until Election Day, we are all-in to support Analilia Mejia, a champion for hardworking New Jersey families.
From now until Election Day, we are all-in to support Analilia Mejia, a champion for hardworking New Jersey families.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I want the phrase “laser focused” banned from democratic comms
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without any further ado, a mix of federal, state, and county candidates challenging the dirty underbelly of the NJ machine (which will be updated with new candidates as they emerge.) donate if you want Jersey to elect Analilia Mejia and candidates like her:
secure.actblue.com/donate/break...
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February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
without any further ado, a mix of federal, state, and county candidates challenging the dirty underbelly of the NJ machine (which will be updated with new candidates as they emerge.) donate if you want Jersey to elect Analilia Mejia and candidates like her:
secure.actblue.com/donate/break...
secure.actblue.com/donate/break...
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BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
Who the fuck are the 15% of Dems who want ICE at polling stations
Support For Blocking ICE Actions At Polling Locations/Election Sites:
All:
Support: 56%
Oppose: 34%
Oppose Among:
Republicans: 56%
Independents: 31%
Democrats: 15%
Data For Progress / Feb 2, 2026
All:
Support: 56%
Oppose: 34%
Oppose Among:
Republicans: 56%
Independents: 31%
Democrats: 15%
Data For Progress / Feb 2, 2026
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Who the fuck are the 15% of Dems who want ICE at polling stations
So much of the machine is built on the reality that a bunch of grown adults live in constant fear that an old ass mayor or chairman will take away their title, to the point where they run every action they do by said old men. Senior legislators or council members asking for permission for anything.
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
So much of the machine is built on the reality that a bunch of grown adults live in constant fear that an old ass mayor or chairman will take away their title, to the point where they run every action they do by said old men. Senior legislators or council members asking for permission for anything.
I love the Olympics, currently 7:30 in the morning and I’m watching a women’s hockey preliminary before I go to work. And at lunch, I’ll watch some ice dancing, all before watching the wrap up this evening.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I love the Olympics, currently 7:30 in the morning and I’m watching a women’s hockey preliminary before I go to work. And at lunch, I’ll watch some ice dancing, all before watching the wrap up this evening.
Watched the gay hockey show last night, and it’s incredible how little actual hockey is in it. I don’t think I’ve even seen any goals in the show and Ilya and Shane are supposed to be the best of the best
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Watched the gay hockey show last night, and it’s incredible how little actual hockey is in it. I don’t think I’ve even seen any goals in the show and Ilya and Shane are supposed to be the best of the best
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO BAD BUNNY and the rule of social democracy!"
#SuperBowl2026SanFrancisco
#SuperBowl2026SanFrancisco
February 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO BAD BUNNY and the rule of social democracy!"
#SuperBowl2026SanFrancisco
#SuperBowl2026SanFrancisco
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does anyone have a precinct map of NJ-11 that's colorblind-friendly
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
does anyone have a precinct map of NJ-11 that's colorblind-friendly
Liberals have now gained buffalo wings in the national divorce
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Liberals have now gained buffalo wings in the national divorce
Oh my god they made it real
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Oh my god they made it real
Watching curling again. I still do not understand the rules, but the aggressively Canadian announcer is making up for that
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Watching curling again. I still do not understand the rules, but the aggressively Canadian announcer is making up for that
I HATE straight men
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I HATE straight men
God this looks so fucking good. The perfect food for a lovely date :)
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
God this looks so fucking good. The perfect food for a lovely date :)
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Mark Carney promoting hockey yaoi is what prompted me to realize this here website would go crazy for some Mark Carney-Jay Powell central banker yaoi
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Mark Carney promoting hockey yaoi is what prompted me to realize this here website would go crazy for some Mark Carney-Jay Powell central banker yaoi
Imagining California sober Trump
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Imagining California sober Trump
God I love the Olympics, currently watching a split screen showing 4 separate curling matches simultaneously. Idk what curling is or how it works, I’d never even watch it normally. But every 4 years in February I am ride or die for Team Czech Republic Curling
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
God I love the Olympics, currently watching a split screen showing 4 separate curling matches simultaneously. Idk what curling is or how it works, I’d never even watch it normally. But every 4 years in February I am ride or die for Team Czech Republic Curling
I genuinely don’t know how I watched the Olympics before Peacock and Gold Zone. Like I can watch the Czech Republic in a curling preliminary, they’d never show that shit on tv before
February 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I genuinely don’t know how I watched the Olympics before Peacock and Gold Zone. Like I can watch the Czech Republic in a curling preliminary, they’d never show that shit on tv before
This means a lot to me, combining my two special interests: politics, and the insane internal dynamics within Catholicism
"So-called president" 👀👀
Hakeem Jeffries embracing civic sedevacantism???
Hakeem Jeffries embracing civic sedevacantism???
BREAKING:
New reaction from Leader Jeffries to the racist Trump video:
"This disgusting video posted by the so-called president was done intentionally. Fuck Donald Trump and his vile, racist, and malignant behavior. This guy is an unhinged bottom feeder."
New reaction from Leader Jeffries to the racist Trump video:
"This disgusting video posted by the so-called president was done intentionally. Fuck Donald Trump and his vile, racist, and malignant behavior. This guy is an unhinged bottom feeder."
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This means a lot to me, combining my two special interests: politics, and the insane internal dynamics within Catholicism
Happy as a clam that my Giannis hate is vindicated (I’m a nets fan let me have this)
A player in massive trade rumors owning part of a prediction market where people can bet on whether he gets traded is a MASSIVE conflict of interest.
This is so far beyond players doing sportsbook ads.
This is so far beyond players doing sportsbook ads.
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Happy as a clam that my Giannis hate is vindicated (I’m a nets fan let me have this)
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normie lib House Dem: I think the Senate caucus needs to take a hard look at the direction it's taking,
Analilia Mejia: CUT OFF PEEPAW'S BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS I'M READY
Analilia Mejia: CUT OFF PEEPAW'S BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS I'M READY
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
normie lib House Dem: I think the Senate caucus needs to take a hard look at the direction it's taking,
Analilia Mejia: CUT OFF PEEPAW'S BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS I'M READY
Analilia Mejia: CUT OFF PEEPAW'S BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS I'M READY
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this must be what it's like to work for Pierre Poilievre
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
this must be what it's like to work for Pierre Poilievre
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another note about Mejía's upset win: abolish ICE was her central message. on her mailers, on her socials, on her website landing page, on the stump, if voters knew one policy position from her it was that one.
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
another note about Mejía's upset win: abolish ICE was her central message. on her mailers, on her socials, on her website landing page, on the stump, if voters knew one policy position from her it was that one.
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"abolish ICE. tax the rich. crush the machine." -these people
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
"abolish ICE. tax the rich. crush the machine." -these people