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This is what Jupiter looks like in the infrared.
Its hot, lower atmosphere shining through the cooler cloud layers above.
You show me Jupiter and I'll show you a planet that wants you dead.
Its hot, lower atmosphere shining through the cooler cloud layers above.
You show me Jupiter and I'll show you a planet that wants you dead.
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is what Jupiter looks like in the infrared.
Its hot, lower atmosphere shining through the cooler cloud layers above.
You show me Jupiter and I'll show you a planet that wants you dead.
Its hot, lower atmosphere shining through the cooler cloud layers above.
You show me Jupiter and I'll show you a planet that wants you dead.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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A rare yellow version of the ‘Jigsaw Decisions’ artwork!
December 10, 2024 at 6:13 PM
A rare yellow version of the ‘Jigsaw Decisions’ artwork!
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Seeing some beautiful photos of aurorae tonight, so here's a reminder that other planets get them, too!
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Seeing some beautiful photos of aurorae tonight, so here's a reminder that other planets get them, too!
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
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🔭 Comet Lemmon Beyond Lomnický Peak
Image Credit & Copyright: Robert Barsa
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit & Copyright: Robert Barsa
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
🔭 Comet Lemmon Beyond Lomnický Peak
Image Credit & Copyright: Robert Barsa
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit & Copyright: Robert Barsa
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Holy shit look at this
Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.
The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.
Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social
Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.
The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.
Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Holy shit look at this
Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.
The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.
Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social
Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.
The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.
Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social
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Nothing to see here.
Just two gigantic eyes in deep space, staring.
Unblinking.
Just two gigantic eyes in deep space, staring.
Unblinking.
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nothing to see here.
Just two gigantic eyes in deep space, staring.
Unblinking.
Just two gigantic eyes in deep space, staring.
Unblinking.
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Another STUNNING image from JWST, this time of the Red Spider Nebula—the vast, wispy, gaseous remains of a now-dead star, the white dwarf core still glowing in the centre.
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Another STUNNING image from JWST, this time of the Red Spider Nebula—the vast, wispy, gaseous remains of a now-dead star, the white dwarf core still glowing in the centre.
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Daylight Saving Explained:
October 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Daylight Saving Explained:
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Saturn peeking out from behind the Moon.
Photographed by Paul Stewart (astrostew.bsky.social) on 14 May 2014, this scene is a composite of three images given the vastly different brightness levels of the Moon and Saturn when viewed from Earth.
At the time, Saturn was 1.625 billion km from Earth.
Photographed by Paul Stewart (astrostew.bsky.social) on 14 May 2014, this scene is a composite of three images given the vastly different brightness levels of the Moon and Saturn when viewed from Earth.
At the time, Saturn was 1.625 billion km from Earth.
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Saturn peeking out from behind the Moon.
Photographed by Paul Stewart (astrostew.bsky.social) on 14 May 2014, this scene is a composite of three images given the vastly different brightness levels of the Moon and Saturn when viewed from Earth.
At the time, Saturn was 1.625 billion km from Earth.
Photographed by Paul Stewart (astrostew.bsky.social) on 14 May 2014, this scene is a composite of three images given the vastly different brightness levels of the Moon and Saturn when viewed from Earth.
At the time, Saturn was 1.625 billion km from Earth.
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October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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The rings of Saturn.
And a tiny bright light in the distance... Venus.
And a tiny bright light in the distance... Venus.
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The rings of Saturn.
And a tiny bright light in the distance... Venus.
And a tiny bright light in the distance... Venus.
Who robbed the Louvre, right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Who robbed the Louvre, right answers only.
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Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.
#бгстартъпидеи Снимките за лични документи вече само с Пеев пред герба. Гаранция срещу фалшификация.
Да свикваме ли?
Карлос Насар се снима в кабинета на Делян Пеевски.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
#бгстартъпидеи Снимките за лични документи вече само с Пеев пред герба. Гаранция срещу фалшификация.
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
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Хей, Всеобща Мъдрост, от кои софийски оптики сте доволни? Говорим преглед, нови рамки и диоптрични стъкла. Гледам Vision Express имат някаква промоция сега, някой пробвал ли ги е?
October 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Хей, Всеобща Мъдрост, от кои софийски оптики сте доволни? Говорим преглед, нови рамки и диоптрични стъкла. Гледам Vision Express имат някаква промоция сега, някой пробвал ли ги е?
Горолом кючек
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Камъните падат v.2.0
a.k.a.
Камъните падат v.2.0
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Горолом кючек
a.k.a.
Камъните падат v.2.0
a.k.a.
Камъните падат v.2.0
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