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The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
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Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
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Sorry for the delay here’s mine -
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr. Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabua or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr. Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabua or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sorry for the delay here’s mine -
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr. Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabua or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr. Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabua or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
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I finally got around making my wish-list as of right now. This is who I have.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I finally got around making my wish-list as of right now. This is who I have.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
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Was hard thinking of characters to Revamp, but I hope the next Smash game mixes up the gameplay alot anyway so we might see nearly everyone reworked regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Was hard thinking of characters to Revamp, but I hope the next Smash game mixes up the gameplay alot anyway so we might see nearly everyone reworked regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Y'all know what to do whenever you see these things. ;) Fill these out with your most wanted. I'll send you mind once I'm finished.
#SuperSmashBros
#SuperSmashBros
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Y'all know what to do whenever you see these things. ;) Fill these out with your most wanted. I'll send you mind once I'm finished.
#SuperSmashBros
#SuperSmashBros
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Here’s a peak at Chill Pills’s new(?) menu.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here’s a peak at Chill Pills’s new(?) menu.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Man, seeing the price for that Microsoft handheld really makes you think about the things you're buying.
Unrelated note: We're raising the price of the #nintendoswitch2 to $500
Unrelated note: We're raising the price of the #nintendoswitch2 to $500
August 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Man, seeing the price for that Microsoft handheld really makes you think about the things you're buying.
Unrelated note: We're raising the price of the #nintendoswitch2 to $500
Unrelated note: We're raising the price of the #nintendoswitch2 to $500
The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
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A new poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie featuring Tostarena from Super Mario Odyssey!
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A new poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie featuring Tostarena from Super Mario Odyssey!
who the fuck is Benny Safdie? #Mariomovie
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
who the fuck is Benny Safdie? #Mariomovie
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This won’t make it into the VN, but!
Did some experimenting with getting Kale to “talk”.
Unfortunately, this causes issues (like certain transitions lag), so I have to scrap it. :>
Did some experimenting with getting Kale to “talk”.
Unfortunately, this causes issues (like certain transitions lag), so I have to scrap it. :>
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This won’t make it into the VN, but!
Did some experimenting with getting Kale to “talk”.
Unfortunately, this causes issues (like certain transitions lag), so I have to scrap it. :>
Did some experimenting with getting Kale to “talk”.
Unfortunately, this causes issues (like certain transitions lag), so I have to scrap it. :>
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Pokémon Legends Z-A releases this week.
It's Nintendo's most important release of the holiday period by far.
It's Nintendo's most important release of the holiday period by far.
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Pokémon Legends Z-A releases this week.
It's Nintendo's most important release of the holiday period by far.
It's Nintendo's most important release of the holiday period by far.
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Didn't believe the story of... mother Seddons... Did you?
Fee fi fo fum...
Fee fi fo fum...
October 21, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Didn't believe the story of... mother Seddons... Did you?
Fee fi fo fum...
Fee fi fo fum...
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Gameplay screenshots of Sora in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate were also released, some displayed below.
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Gameplay screenshots of Sora in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate were also released, some displayed below.
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4 years ago today i bought a $50 shovelware game instead of playing sora in smash bros, and it changed the trajectory of my life forever
happy 4th anniversary to nasb 1 :D
happy 4th anniversary to nasb 1 :D
October 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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4 years ago today i bought a $50 shovelware game instead of playing sora in smash bros, and it changed the trajectory of my life forever
happy 4th anniversary to nasb 1 :D
happy 4th anniversary to nasb 1 :D
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
4 years ago today i bought a $50 shovelware game instead of playing sora in smash bros, and it changed the trajectory of my life forever
happy 4th anniversary to nasb 1 :D
happy 4th anniversary to nasb 1 :D
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Hard to believe it’s been 4 years since Sora was revealed to be in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. That was one of my favorite days ever because of all the reactions and my dream for that game coming true. There couldn’t have been a better finale.
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hard to believe it’s been 4 years since Sora was revealed to be in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. That was one of my favorite days ever because of all the reactions and my dream for that game coming true. There couldn’t have been a better finale.
Always on the move.
Explore #KirbyAndTheForgottenLand – #NintendoSwitch2 Edition + Star-Crossed World today: ninten.do/6016sxqN2
Explore #KirbyAndTheForgottenLand – #NintendoSwitch2 Edition + Star-Crossed World today: ninten.do/6016sxqN2
October 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Always on the move.
Explore #KirbyAndTheForgottenLand – #NintendoSwitch2 Edition + Star-Crossed World today: ninten.do/6016sxqN2
Explore #KirbyAndTheForgottenLand – #NintendoSwitch2 Edition + Star-Crossed World today: ninten.do/6016sxqN2
and we will continue to do so, lol
No one gives a shit about your old FPS game
Die mad 😘
No one gives a shit about your old FPS game
Die mad 😘
Happy four years of being deconfirmed as a fighter, and here’s to the next game for snubbing you once again. Lol
October 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
and we will continue to do so, lol
No one gives a shit about your old FPS game
Die mad 😘
No one gives a shit about your old FPS game
Die mad 😘