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Let’s ride! Pick your rider, pick your machine and race to the finish line in #KirbyAirRiders, available now on #NintendoSwitch2. Play today: ninten.do/6017tT6gD
Make sure a bust a move on this wonderful Sunday like the Mario Bros #Supermario
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Make sure a bust a move on this wonderful Sunday like the Mario Bros #Supermario
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Huh? Who’s this?
It’s a new character Kip and Kale are going to meet in Build 5, that’s who!
Are they good? Are they evil?
Who knows!
(I mean, I do—)
#FVN
It’s a new character Kip and Kale are going to meet in Build 5, that’s who!
Are they good? Are they evil?
Who knows!
(I mean, I do—)
#FVN
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Huh? Who’s this?
It’s a new character Kip and Kale are going to meet in Build 5, that’s who!
Are they good? Are they evil?
Who knows!
(I mean, I do—)
#FVN
It’s a new character Kip and Kale are going to meet in Build 5, that’s who!
Are they good? Are they evil?
Who knows!
(I mean, I do—)
#FVN
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Share your favorite video game villain in a GIF if you can
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Share your favorite video game villain in a GIF if you can
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Share your favorite video game villain in a GIF if you can
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Share your favorite video game villain in a GIF if you can
Everyone is serving. 😌
Team up with legendary heroes in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment on #NintendoSwitch2.
Team up with legendary heroes in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment on #NintendoSwitch2.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Everyone is serving. 😌
Team up with legendary heroes in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment on #NintendoSwitch2.
Team up with legendary heroes in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment on #NintendoSwitch2.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Let’s ride! Pick your rider, pick your machine and race to the finish line in #KirbyAirRiders, available now on #NintendoSwitch2. Play today: ninten.do/6017tT6gD
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Let’s ride! Pick your rider, pick your machine and race to the finish line in #KirbyAirRiders, available now on #NintendoSwitch2. Play today: ninten.do/6017tT6gD
me watching people give this company money because they dunked on some dipshit grifter while not only ignoring the years of abuse the company has had, but having the CEO say that you don't own the games you buy from them
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
me watching people give this company money because they dunked on some dipshit grifter while not only ignoring the years of abuse the company has had, but having the CEO say that you don't own the games you buy from them
You just know if Myles was a woman everyone bitching about her would change their tune like that #Metroidprime4
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
You just know if Myles was a woman everyone bitching about her would change their tune like that #Metroidprime4
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Come to think of it, why the fuck do we have obnoxious ass guy spouting quippy dialogue?
I'm not playing ts
I'm not playing ts
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
In future decided to integrate Yellow paint into our gameplay, because all of our fans are too dumb to play them #nintendoswitch2
alright so since I'm on a roll, how about we discuss Yellow Paint in video games?
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In future decided to integrate Yellow paint into our gameplay, because all of our fans are too dumb to play them #nintendoswitch2
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alright so since I'm on a roll, how about we discuss Yellow Paint in video games?
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
alright so since I'm on a roll, how about we discuss Yellow Paint in video games?
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Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
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Sorry for the delay here’s mine -
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabusa or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabusa or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Sorry for the delay here’s mine -
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabusa or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabusa or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
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I finally got around making my wish-list as of right now. This is who I have.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I finally got around making my wish-list as of right now. This is who I have.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
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Was hard thinking of characters to Revamp, but I hope the next Smash game mixes up the gameplay alot anyway so we might see nearly everyone reworked regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Was hard thinking of characters to Revamp, but I hope the next Smash game mixes up the gameplay alot anyway so we might see nearly everyone reworked regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Y'all know what to do whenever you see these things. ;) Fill these out with your most wanted. I'll send you mind once I'm finished.
#SuperSmashBros
#SuperSmashBros
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Y'all know what to do whenever you see these things. ;) Fill these out with your most wanted. I'll send you mind once I'm finished.
#SuperSmashBros
#SuperSmashBros
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Here’s a peak at Chill Pills’s new(?) menu.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here’s a peak at Chill Pills’s new(?) menu.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM