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The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
You just know if Myles was a woman everyone bitching about her would change their tune like that #Metroidprime4
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
You just know if Myles was a woman everyone bitching about her would change their tune like that #Metroidprime4
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Come to think of it, why the fuck do we have obnoxious ass guy spouting quippy dialogue?
I'm not playing ts
I'm not playing ts
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
In future decided to integrate Yellow paint into our gameplay, because all of our fans are too dumb to play them #nintendoswitch2
alright so since I'm on a roll, how about we discuss Yellow Paint in video games?
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In future decided to integrate Yellow paint into our gameplay, because all of our fans are too dumb to play them #nintendoswitch2
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alright so since I'm on a roll, how about we discuss Yellow Paint in video games?
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
alright so since I'm on a roll, how about we discuss Yellow Paint in video games?
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Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We’re proud to announce a new series starring Mario and YouTuber @daneboe.bsky.social this spring! #mario #series
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Sorry for the delay here’s mine -
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr. Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabua or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr. Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabua or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sorry for the delay here’s mine -
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr. Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabua or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
Revamped Veterans:
1. Mario
2. DK
3. Daisy
4. Dr.
5. Young Link
1st Party fighters:
1. Waluigi
2. Skull Kid
3. Bandana Dee
4. Noah & Mio
5. Ring Fit Trainer
3rd Party fighters:
1. Dr. Eggman
2. Dante
3. Crash Bandicoot
4. Ryu Hayabua or Sol Badguy
5. Lloyd Irving
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I finally got around making my wish-list as of right now. This is who I have.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I finally got around making my wish-list as of right now. This is who I have.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
If you have someone in mind, use the template I provided below.
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Was hard thinking of characters to Revamp, but I hope the next Smash game mixes up the gameplay alot anyway so we might see nearly everyone reworked regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Was hard thinking of characters to Revamp, but I hope the next Smash game mixes up the gameplay alot anyway so we might see nearly everyone reworked regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
Also no, Miku isn't a video game character but I just think it be funny if I correctly predict her inclusion regardless.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Y'all know what to do whenever you see these things. ;) Fill these out with your most wanted. I'll send you mind once I'm finished.
#SuperSmashBros
#SuperSmashBros
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Y'all know what to do whenever you see these things. ;) Fill these out with your most wanted. I'll send you mind once I'm finished.
#SuperSmashBros
#SuperSmashBros
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Here’s a peak at Chill Pills’s new(?) menu.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here’s a peak at Chill Pills’s new(?) menu.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
I have a question mark there because I don’t know if I should change it… 😅
This will be more interactive than the original will, which is neat! But… I’m kinda attached to the first menu art.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Man, seeing the price for that Microsoft handheld really makes you think about the things you're buying.
Unrelated note: We're raising the price of the #nintendoswitch2 to $500
Unrelated note: We're raising the price of the #nintendoswitch2 to $500
August 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Man, seeing the price for that Microsoft handheld really makes you think about the things you're buying.
Unrelated note: We're raising the price of the #nintendoswitch2 to $500
Unrelated note: We're raising the price of the #nintendoswitch2 to $500
The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Congrats to @b0tster.yeag.gay for her spectacular work on the upcoming Glitch Karts video game
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A new poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie featuring Tostarena from Super Mario Odyssey!
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A new poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie featuring Tostarena from Super Mario Odyssey!
who the fuck is Benny Safdie? #Mariomovie
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
who the fuck is Benny Safdie? #Mariomovie
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This won’t make it into the VN, but!
Did some experimenting with getting Kale to “talk”.
Unfortunately, this causes issues (like certain transitions lag), so I have to scrap it. :>
Did some experimenting with getting Kale to “talk”.
Unfortunately, this causes issues (like certain transitions lag), so I have to scrap it. :>
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This won’t make it into the VN, but!
Did some experimenting with getting Kale to “talk”.
Unfortunately, this causes issues (like certain transitions lag), so I have to scrap it. :>
Did some experimenting with getting Kale to “talk”.
Unfortunately, this causes issues (like certain transitions lag), so I have to scrap it. :>
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Pokémon Legends Z-A releases this week.
It's Nintendo's most important release of the holiday period by far.
It's Nintendo's most important release of the holiday period by far.
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Pokémon Legends Z-A releases this week.
It's Nintendo's most important release of the holiday period by far.
It's Nintendo's most important release of the holiday period by far.
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Didn't believe the story of... mother Seddons... Did you?
Fee fi fo fum...
Fee fi fo fum...
October 21, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Didn't believe the story of... mother Seddons... Did you?
Fee fi fo fum...
Fee fi fo fum...