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@ninetynine.bsky.social
Tall + left-handed
I am not going to relinquish my desire to see much much more happen because of the Epstein doc dumps, but I also am going to sit with and enjoy Summers being defenestrated.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I get that I am treading close to kink-shaming, but man, imagine all the information you would just randomly absorb about Sanford and RFK Jr., and then still thinking "I *have* to break off a piece of that"
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Firing up all the old backchannels to rekindle Team Joshua and Team Emily spats.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
1yd and 3 first downs in 9:00+ of possession is platonically perfect Iowa football.
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I would be low key worried that we aren't allowed to celebrate when people like Dick Cheney bite it anymore, except no one could probably get Trump to focus long enough to explain to him who Dick Cheney was.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
One nice thing about aging is you get real blase about your personal choices being very obvious. Case I point: on the train, heading into Alpine TX watching the hills roll by while listening to Explosions in the Sky and Lambchop. Feels just fine.
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think if you post bakery-related engagement bait, you should tip *me*
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I know this is unreasonable but I think jogging together is the weirdest thing a couple can do.
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
One thing we've learned this year is the rough percentage of obstensible Americans who are mad about Kent State mostly becuase not enough students were murdered.
October 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I am getting a little chuckle at the idea that an ivy encrusted hack falling their way upward because they oil up the worst excesses of amoral corporatism is a new phenomena.
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I am duty bound to report that as I am listening to Episode 1 for the first time, y'all absolutely read a review of the sex maze club for sale in Palm Springs (at ~45:00).
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
[whispery voice] "Gusy, is it okay to wait until the new season of Only Murders is over to cancel Hulu?"
September 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hulu pop up coming to Melrose if you want to make your opinions on the Kimmel situation known.
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jesus Christ, I have to show public support for [checks notes] one The Man Show hosts?
September 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
a lil throwback tumblr marco action for @chrismohney.bsky.social and @allyzay.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
[Sees the SB-79 is *this* close to passage] "Time to have a celebratory coffee and see how this is going over in the local press... "
September 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Very niche experience: every time I see TPUSA, I read it as CPUSA.
September 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have no way of explaining this, even to myself, but I just realized today that I have been thinking this whole time that Arch Manning is Patrick Mahomes' nephew. I understand how crazy that is.
August 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
One of the great reasons to subscribe to @rodger.bsky.social's newsletter is that you get reminded that the internet is filled with just amazing stuff to look at, every day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qd4...
Round of 16 action as Rankireddy/Shetty square off against Liang/Wang
YouTube video by BWF TV
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August 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm already a Channel 6 sub, but just going shamelessly farm for engagement that I pulled the trigger on the Shutdown Patreon when @hollyanderson.bsky.social dropped "Which tab is here to bomb a wedding in Yemen". Keep on keeping on, etc.
August 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
[sighing as I am about to type the most tedious and pointless post in history] "Did Lorenz literally claim that RNC meetings have a mandatory mask requirement?"
August 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm not much of an accelerationist, but I do think the fastest way to radicalize NYT libs would be to defund gifted student programs.
August 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM