If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
1. Shocked myself by touching the open spark plug on a lawnmower.
2. Cut off half a fingernail because I was using a bread knife to cut up some cardboard boxes and it slipped.
3. Scraped my entire back when didn’t clear the trunk of a large tree I jumped out of. 1/2
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1. Shocked myself by touching the open spark plug on a lawnmower.
2. Cut off half a fingernail because I was using a bread knife to cut up some cardboard boxes and it slipped.
3. Scraped my entire back when didn’t clear the trunk of a large tree I jumped out of. 1/2
Hi, I’m passing a slow truck on a two-lane highway and a falling tree.
Hi, I'm the ruptured ovary ectopic.
Hi, I'm my father.
Hi, I’m passing a slow truck on a two-lane highway and a falling tree.
#fcsp
So fucking mad.
Looking for at least two more content creators to join us on our latest project. Podcast is two shows a week, one updates-and-recap and one picks-and-predictions.
Please let me know if you’re interested, or share this with someone who is! #NWSL
Looking for at least two more content creators to join us on our latest project. Podcast is two shows a week, one updates-and-recap and one picks-and-predictions.
Please let me know if you’re interested, or share this with someone who is! #NWSL
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up
Ain’t you had enough of this stuff?🎶
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up
Ain’t you had enough of this stuff?🎶
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