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@nineinchnipples.bsky.social
💀 Boston, MA. I play guitar, make acrylic paintings of things I like and I still borrow books from the library.💀
Hitting the guy who just says "hi" in my dm's with "hi".
April 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hitting the guy who just says "hi" in my dm's with "hi".
The amount of times I've tried to light a bowl with my chapstick is astronomical.
April 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The amount of times I've tried to light a bowl with my chapstick is astronomical.
When meg said "I'm getting head while playing my switch"...I felt that.
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When meg said "I'm getting head while playing my switch"...I felt that.
Weed.
March 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Weed.
A man will really send you 12 reels in one day then leave you on read the next 🙄
March 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A man will really send you 12 reels in one day then leave you on read the next 🙄
I like eating chips because I feel like I get the same satisfaction from eating them as Rock Biter from Neverending story does when he eats rocks.
March 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I like eating chips because I feel like I get the same satisfaction from eating them as Rock Biter from Neverending story does when he eats rocks.
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never talk to the cops. fuck people like this who try to trick you into thinking you’ll get a reward, y’all saw what happened with the workers that turned in luigi
Reward offered for info on suspicious fire at Tesla Superchargers in Littleton, Mass.
Snitches get stiches and end up in ditches.
www.yahoo.com/news/reward-...
Snitches get stiches and end up in ditches.
www.yahoo.com/news/reward-...
Reward offered for info on suspicious fire at Tesla Superchargers in Littleton, Mass.
Police and fire investigators are looking into an overnight fire that damaged a Tesla Supercharger location in Littleton, Massachusetts.
www.yahoo.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
never talk to the cops. fuck people like this who try to trick you into thinking you’ll get a reward, y’all saw what happened with the workers that turned in luigi
The feminine urge to say "that is correct" in a Chris Farley voice whenever the dispensary is verifying my pre-order.
March 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The feminine urge to say "that is correct" in a Chris Farley voice whenever the dispensary is verifying my pre-order.
Making quiet moves and taking free sql and python classes at my work so I can apply to a job somewhere else later cause I hate it here.
February 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Making quiet moves and taking free sql and python classes at my work so I can apply to a job somewhere else later cause I hate it here.
I find myself getting bored if their aren't blasbeats 🥲
February 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I find myself getting bored if their aren't blasbeats 🥲
Confronting people I haven't seen in awhile: "you mad, bro?"
February 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Confronting people I haven't seen in awhile: "you mad, bro?"
But what if I want to buy ass sagging leggings instead?
February 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
But what if I want to buy ass sagging leggings instead?
It's ok to sage and listen to death metal at the same time, yea?
February 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's ok to sage and listen to death metal at the same time, yea?
Someone asked me out for Valentine's day and I was like ughh fiiiine so now I'm going out on a date on Valentine's day ugh
February 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Someone asked me out for Valentine's day and I was like ughh fiiiine so now I'm going out on a date on Valentine's day ugh
Supposed to be working but watching every episode of Zack Morris is trash instead
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Supposed to be working but watching every episode of Zack Morris is trash instead
No one talks about hard it is to want to make fun of Disney adults but you have friends who are Disney adults and you don't want to hurt their feelings.
February 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
No one talks about hard it is to want to make fun of Disney adults but you have friends who are Disney adults and you don't want to hurt their feelings.
I cant wait to get home from work and take a huge bong rip
February 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I cant wait to get home from work and take a huge bong rip
"My ex wife is my best frie...". Ok, go date her then.
February 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"My ex wife is my best frie...". Ok, go date her then.
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Drinking blood out of skull; follow me for more recipes.
February 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Drinking blood out of skull; follow me for more recipes.
I work with a bunch of Moms...but not like cool moms...they share a lot of boring anecdotes about their husbands and bad recipes in the group chat all day and I've never felt so out place since my stories are about being single and funny and the food I like is good.
February 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I work with a bunch of Moms...but not like cool moms...they share a lot of boring anecdotes about their husbands and bad recipes in the group chat all day and I've never felt so out place since my stories are about being single and funny and the food I like is good.
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It's only Wednesday.
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's only Wednesday.
Just listened to Nick Cave and the bad seeds for the first time and....I dont get it.
February 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just listened to Nick Cave and the bad seeds for the first time and....I dont get it.
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Your Tuesday motivation
February 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Your Tuesday motivation