Not If I Reboot You First
@niiryfpod.bsky.social
A podcast where @SparkyUpstart.bsky.social and @Lindsaym476.bsky.social take the works they like and reboot/adapt/sequel them in a way they'd like to see. New episodes every other Monday...ish. We try!
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257: Lindsay's Spy Caper is More Girlboss, Less Gatekeep (same amount of Gaslight) | Not If I Reboot You First!
The Lady Vanishes seems like a real outlier among the rest of Albert Hitchcock's works - maybe because he didn't write the story, or the script, and only fulfilled it out of contractual obligation. Bu...
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What happens when Alfred Hitchcock directs someone else's screwball comedy script adapted from a psychological thriller? A kind of proto-Knives Out that Lindsay thinks could be finessed into something a little more coherent, but no less fun. Listen to our episode on The Lady Vanishes, out now!
Oops! Accidentally uploaded the episode at 1.5x speed 😅 the normal speed file has been uploaded and you can re-download the new version in a few minutes for better listening. Sorry!
What happens when Alfred Hitchcock directs someone else's screwball comedy script adapted from a psychological thriller? A kind of proto-Knives Out that Lindsay thinks could be finessed into something a little more coherent, but no less fun. Listen to our episode on The Lady Vanishes, out now!
257: Lindsay's Spy Caper is More Girlboss, Less Gatekeep (same amount of Gaslight) | Not If I Reboot You First!
The Lady Vanishes seems like a real outlier among the rest of Albert Hitchcock's works - maybe because he didn't write the story, or the script, and only fulfilled it out of contractual obligation. Bu...
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November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oops! Accidentally uploaded the episode at 1.5x speed 😅 the normal speed file has been uploaded and you can re-download the new version in a few minutes for better listening. Sorry!
What happens when Alfred Hitchcock directs someone else's screwball comedy script adapted from a psychological thriller? A kind of proto-Knives Out that Lindsay thinks could be finessed into something a little more coherent, but no less fun. Listen to our episode on The Lady Vanishes, out now!
257: Lindsay's Spy Caper is More Girlboss, Less Gatekeep (same amount of Gaslight) | Not If I Reboot You First!
The Lady Vanishes seems like a real outlier among the rest of Albert Hitchcock's works - maybe because he didn't write the story, or the script, and only fulfilled it out of contractual obligation. Bu...
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November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
What happens when Alfred Hitchcock directs someone else's screwball comedy script adapted from a psychological thriller? A kind of proto-Knives Out that Lindsay thinks could be finessed into something a little more coherent, but no less fun. Listen to our episode on The Lady Vanishes, out now!
Plus, if you're game to subscribe now or any time before DEC 11TH, you can access the submission form for an upcoming NIIRYF Episode that's pitching Mega Man Star Force 4!
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Plus, if you're game to subscribe now or any time before DEC 11TH, you can access the submission form for an upcoming NIIRYF Episode that's pitching Mega Man Star Force 4!
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In case you missed it, last week we rebooted the obscure middle-grade series MINDWARP! Sorry for the late reminder, it's because of the time paradox.
Coming Monday, should everything go to plan, we'll be back with a new episode on THE LADY VANISHES.
Coming Monday, should everything go to plan, we'll be back with a new episode on THE LADY VANISHES.
Halloween continues as Tanner delves into a story about a kid disappearing mysteriously in the 90s. Was it the work of UFOs? You'll never know, because the Mindwarp books didn't make that big an impact. Still, there's plenty of fun parts inside that Tanner can use to pitch a tv show. Listen now!
256: Tanner's the Only One Who Read Mindwarp | Not If I Reboot You First!
Animorphs was so great that some people definitely tried to make their own in the 90s, and one of those attempts was Mindwarp! It didn't succeed nearly as well, but Tanner thinks it's worth revisiting...
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November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In case you missed it, last week we rebooted the obscure middle-grade series MINDWARP! Sorry for the late reminder, it's because of the time paradox.
Coming Monday, should everything go to plan, we'll be back with a new episode on THE LADY VANISHES.
Coming Monday, should everything go to plan, we'll be back with a new episode on THE LADY VANISHES.
Halloween continues as Tanner delves into a story about a kid disappearing mysteriously in the 90s. Was it the work of UFOs? You'll never know, because the Mindwarp books didn't make that big an impact. Still, there's plenty of fun parts inside that Tanner can use to pitch a tv show. Listen now!
256: Tanner's the Only One Who Read Mindwarp | Not If I Reboot You First!
Animorphs was so great that some people definitely tried to make their own in the 90s, and one of those attempts was Mindwarp! It didn't succeed nearly as well, but Tanner thinks it's worth revisiting...
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October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Halloween continues as Tanner delves into a story about a kid disappearing mysteriously in the 90s. Was it the work of UFOs? You'll never know, because the Mindwarp books didn't make that big an impact. Still, there's plenty of fun parts inside that Tanner can use to pitch a tv show. Listen now!
In case you missed it, last week Lindsay rearranged the Terminator timeline into something so complex it took both of us to untangle it - but at least it had an optimistic ending?
Coming soon, Tanner will reboot the Mindwarp books by Chris Archer. Never heard of them? You're not alone...
Coming soon, Tanner will reboot the Mindwarp books by Chris Archer. Never heard of them? You're not alone...
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
In case you missed it, last week Lindsay rearranged the Terminator timeline into something so complex it took both of us to untangle it - but at least it had an optimistic ending?
Coming soon, Tanner will reboot the Mindwarp books by Chris Archer. Never heard of them? You're not alone...
Coming soon, Tanner will reboot the Mindwarp books by Chris Archer. Never heard of them? You're not alone...
To kick of Halloween this year, we're going back in time - again...and again...and again...because robot skellingtons keep trying to mess with our day. Can Lindsay cross the Terminator franchise over with another bratty AI to finally end the threat of SkyNet? Listen to find out!
255: Lindsay Brings the Terminator (and another Supercomputer) Back | Not If I Reboot You First!
Lindsay's Halloween episode is a little bit of a twist, as she's taking Terminator and looking at it through some new lenses, like Time Travel and Frankenstein. Can we break the cycle of bad parenting...
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October 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
To kick of Halloween this year, we're going back in time - again...and again...and again...because robot skellingtons keep trying to mess with our day. Can Lindsay cross the Terminator franchise over with another bratty AI to finally end the threat of SkyNet? Listen to find out!
In case you missed it, last week we revisited Penny Dreadful to reboot it's second season! Look at this super fitting image I found! Listen to Vanessa. She knows things.
Anyway next week we're making another Terminator because we don't have enough of those :P
Anyway next week we're making another Terminator because we don't have enough of those :P
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In case you missed it, last week we revisited Penny Dreadful to reboot it's second season! Look at this super fitting image I found! Listen to Vanessa. She knows things.
Anyway next week we're making another Terminator because we don't have enough of those :P
Anyway next week we're making another Terminator because we don't have enough of those :P
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Welcome to the Home for Wayward OCs! This month's episode features Goat and his gothic OC Gaul! We discuss god-eaters, chairs of power, allegories, Twilight, and self-expression.
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#newepisode #podcast #podernfamily #indiepodcast #vampires #ocsky
October 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Welcome to the Home for Wayward OCs! This month's episode features Goat and his gothic OC Gaul! We discuss god-eaters, chairs of power, allegories, Twilight, and self-expression.
#newepisode #podcast #podernfamily #indiepodcast #vampires #ocsky
#newepisode #podcast #podernfamily #indiepodcast #vampires #ocsky
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123 - Goat and Gaul | The Home for Wayward OCs
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October 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Penny Dreadful season 2 was fine, but the cast seemed to hardly interact with each other. With our latest reboot, we'll have Mina Murray becoming her own woman and Dorian Gray teaching Victor and Caliban how to flirt. Will this blow up in everyone's face? Listen to find out!
254: Tanner and Lindsay Bring in Mina Murray (and Give Her Gender) | Not If I Reboot You First!
Oh hey, it's time for our new annual tradition, rebooting a season of Penny Dreadful! In the second season we had to deal with witches, porcelain dolls, and some really baffling character decisions. C...
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September 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Penny Dreadful season 2 was fine, but the cast seemed to hardly interact with each other. With our latest reboot, we'll have Mina Murray becoming her own woman and Dorian Gray teaching Victor and Caliban how to flirt. Will this blow up in everyone's face? Listen to find out!
In case you missed it, we did a quick little Q&A podcast last week! We had lots of fun discussions on the nature of rebooting and why we do the things we do.
Then get ready for next week (hopefully, it's gonna be a long edit) as we dive into season 2 of Penny Dreadful!
Then get ready for next week (hopefully, it's gonna be a long edit) as we dive into season 2 of Penny Dreadful!
Tune in to listen to our annual Q&A podcast episode! We discuss what's easiest to reboot, what's hardest, what fills us with dread, and making teens miserable!
253: Linday and Tanner Answer Era-Specific Questions | Not If I Reboot You First!
It's time for the annual Q&A! Sit back, relax, and listen as Tanner and Lindsay discuss rebooting bands, era specific media, and how to make cops not be cops.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptche...
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September 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
In case you missed it, we did a quick little Q&A podcast last week! We had lots of fun discussions on the nature of rebooting and why we do the things we do.
Then get ready for next week (hopefully, it's gonna be a long edit) as we dive into season 2 of Penny Dreadful!
Then get ready for next week (hopefully, it's gonna be a long edit) as we dive into season 2 of Penny Dreadful!
Tune in to listen to our annual Q&A podcast episode! We discuss what's easiest to reboot, what's hardest, what fills us with dread, and making teens miserable!
253: Linday and Tanner Answer Era-Specific Questions | Not If I Reboot You First!
It's time for the annual Q&A! Sit back, relax, and listen as Tanner and Lindsay discuss rebooting bands, era specific media, and how to make cops not be cops.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptche...
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September 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Tune in to listen to our annual Q&A podcast episode! We discuss what's easiest to reboot, what's hardest, what fills us with dread, and making teens miserable!
Reminder - we're recording this tomorrow! Leave a question here or on our discord if you haven't yet, if you're so inclined! Thanks!
Our next episode will be our Q&A episode! We are recording it this coming Sunday, so please be sure to ask us questions here, via our email, or via our discord!
You can ask about the podcast, about William Shakespeare's Jurassic Park, or anything else you can think of!
You can ask about the podcast, about William Shakespeare's Jurassic Park, or anything else you can think of!
September 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reminder - we're recording this tomorrow! Leave a question here or on our discord if you haven't yet, if you're so inclined! Thanks!
In case you missed it, last week @pand.bsky.social brought girls' media into Ready Player One in an attempt to trans it up a little (or a lot) and attempt to not fall into the RPO trap of "naming things we like" (we only slightly failed that one).
Our next episode will be out Sep 15th - see below!
Our next episode will be out Sep 15th - see below!
September 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In case you missed it, last week @pand.bsky.social brought girls' media into Ready Player One in an attempt to trans it up a little (or a lot) and attempt to not fall into the RPO trap of "naming things we like" (we only slightly failed that one).
Our next episode will be out Sep 15th - see below!
Our next episode will be out Sep 15th - see below!
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Ready Player One: It's for girls now! Or at least it will be, once our guest @pand.bsky.social is done with it. Tune in to our latest episode to hear about reverse-otakus, the worst time to be a nerd in America, and how half of the 90s are basically the 80s.
252: Emily Sends Ready Player One to DA GURLZ ZONE | Not If I Reboot You First!
Girls just wanna have fun. And sometimes, to have fun? You gotta game! Emily is taking the cultural entity known as Ready Player One and starting from scratch because this isn't just any old Fortiniti...
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August 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ready Player One: It's for girls now! Or at least it will be, once our guest @pand.bsky.social is done with it. Tune in to our latest episode to hear about reverse-otakus, the worst time to be a nerd in America, and how half of the 90s are basically the 80s.
In case you missed it, last week Christina sought our help in pitching X-Men by way of Abbott Elementary.
Tune in next week for another guest as we take on Ready Player One...
Tune in next week for another guest as we take on Ready Player One...
August 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
In case you missed it, last week Christina sought our help in pitching X-Men by way of Abbott Elementary.
Tune in next week for another guest as we take on Ready Player One...
Tune in next week for another guest as we take on Ready Player One...
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@cwoodsart.bsky.social is a guest this week - hope she survives the experience! But hopefully with her putting actual teachers in charge of the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters, nobody will be put in...too much danger. Listen now!
251_Christina Staffs the X Academy | Not If I Reboot You First!
Our friend Christina has returned with an observation: there are plenty of stories about what it's like to be a kid at the Xavier Mansion, but what if we got a story about what it's like being a teach...
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August 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
@cwoodsart.bsky.social is a guest this week - hope she survives the experience! But hopefully with her putting actual teachers in charge of the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters, nobody will be put in...too much danger. Listen now!
Oh and speaking of whole-ass plays, check out the vod for the @moonshotpods.bsky.social production of Sonic in the Stat of Denmark! It whips severely.
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July 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh and speaking of whole-ass plays, check out the vod for the @moonshotpods.bsky.social production of Sonic in the Stat of Denmark! It whips severely.
Remember when we did a whole-ass play a few years ago and then immediately crashed out and went on hiatus? Well we're back, we've been back, and it's about time for a self-congratulatory lap.
(At least that's what we thought, but we got lost in the weeds talkin' THEMES so check it out!)
(At least that's what we thought, but we got lost in the weeds talkin' THEMES so check it out!)
250: Tanner and Lindsay Comment on Episode 200 | Not If I Reboot You First!
This is a little bit of a self-congratulatory episode, but we really did never get a chance to talk about everything that went into making our 200th episode! So now that we've got our sea legs back, l...
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July 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Remember when we did a whole-ass play a few years ago and then immediately crashed out and went on hiatus? Well we're back, we've been back, and it's about time for a self-congratulatory lap.
(At least that's what we thought, but we got lost in the weeds talkin' THEMES so check it out!)
(At least that's what we thought, but we got lost in the weeds talkin' THEMES so check it out!)
Most of this podcast is true. Possibly? We can't confirm it didn't happen...
This week, Lindsay completes her challenge to do something with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, by which we mean she pitches a miniseries about their Third, Etta Place. Check it out now!
This week, Lindsay completes her challenge to do something with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, by which we mean she pitches a miniseries about their Third, Etta Place. Check it out now!
249: Lindsay is CHALLENGED to Upgrade these Cowboys to a Throuple | Not If I Reboot You First!
Tanner asked Lindsay to talk about her OT3 - no, her OTHER OT3. The one with Butch and Sundance! She doesn't think she can improve upon perfection (though Tanner would recommend changing the music), b...
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July 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Most of this podcast is true. Possibly? We can't confirm it didn't happen...
This week, Lindsay completes her challenge to do something with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, by which we mean she pitches a miniseries about their Third, Etta Place. Check it out now!
This week, Lindsay completes her challenge to do something with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, by which we mean she pitches a miniseries about their Third, Etta Place. Check it out now!