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Not If I Reboot You First
@niiryfpod.bsky.social
A podcast where @SparkyUpstart.bsky.social and @Lindsaym476.bsky.social take the works they like and reboot/adapt/sequel them in a way they'd like to see. New episodes every other Monday...ish. We try!
In case you missed it, last week the wheel turned, the lady vanished, and we did a quick little Hitchcock reboot.
Stay turned for next week, when we'll be headed to L.A. for a reboot of Point Break!
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
In case you missed it, last week Lindsay rearranged the Terminator timeline into something so complex it took both of us to untangle it - but at least it had an optimistic ending?

Coming soon, Tanner will reboot the Mindwarp books by Chris Archer. Never heard of them? You're not alone...
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
In case you missed it, last week we revisited Penny Dreadful to reboot it's second season! Look at this super fitting image I found! Listen to Vanessa. She knows things.

Anyway next week we're making another Terminator because we don't have enough of those :P
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In case you missed it, last week @pand.bsky.social brought girls' media into Ready Player One in an attempt to trans it up a little (or a lot) and attempt to not fall into the RPO trap of "naming things we like" (we only slightly failed that one).

Our next episode will be out Sep 15th - see below!
September 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In case you missed it, last week Christina sought our help in pitching X-Men by way of Abbott Elementary.

Tune in next week for another guest as we take on Ready Player One...
August 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ICYMI, our latest episode is on Mummies Alive! Tanner had so many ideas they basically wrote an entire reboot fanfic script treatment. Be sure to give it a listen before a Crocodile drags you into the Nile (again)!

And on July 7th, a special guest joins us to Finish the Fight in the Halo TV Series!
June 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
ICYMI, last week we rearranged our favourite parts of The Last Jedi into a film we thought better reflected the themes of Star Wars (like how Andor does).

No new episode next week, but tune in on June 2nd for Lindsay answering a roguish challenge...
May 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
ICYMI, last week we went back to school - Fairy Tale School! Check out our reboot of Ever After High with @iwritequeersins.bsky.social where we squared some circles and fleshed out the promise of the premise!
April 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
ICYMI, last week's podcast saw Tanner try and make a new iteration of Custom Robo - one that's a little more haunted than you'd expect for a game about children's psychic gunpla warfare toys.

...'kay reading it out now, maybe not that shocking.

Next time, we're headed to Ever After High!
March 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In case you missed it, last week we did a deep dive into Drakengard, and despite how messed up the game is, the episode itself is incredibly fun! Check it out!

Next week isn't necessarily AS messed up, but our reboot of Custom Robo might've been slightly influenced by Yoko Taro as well...
March 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
ICYMI, last week Tanner took another look at Open Heart and gave it a chance to expand on its dramatic mysteries for teen sleuths (and viewers like you!)

Next week, Lindsay desperately tries to pull together a British mystery tv series for some books that don't even have a tv tropes page, smh.
February 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
In case you missed it, last week we remade The Secret History as a time-bending miniseries of the best worst people you've ever met.

Tune in next week for Tanner expanding on the teen-drama-mystery-medical-drama-ARG-for-teens, Open Heart!
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Rudolph is trans, Hermey is gay, and Yukon Cornelius is a communist. If you need something short and sweet to power through the Christmas/New Year's limbo, why not listen to last week's reboot? And coming soon in the new year, we'll be learning all about the Secret History or Dark Academia...
December 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM
In case you missed it, last week we made a Cruella sequel and figured out the difference between punk, selling out, and whatever the original film was doing.

But next week, just in time for Christmas, we're retelling the story of a misfit reindeer who's destined to cross paths with Santa...
December 16, 2024 at 12:46 PM
No new episode this week as we've entered Messy Holiday Limbo. But tune in next Monday for Lindsay's answer to my challenge - a sequel to the live action Cruella movie.
December 3, 2024 at 1:34 PM
ICYMI, last week we got some help from @hauntedthevagabond.bsky.social in rebooting Keanu Reeves' The Replacements. Take a listen to find out how we made the most anti-union movie I've ever enjoyed into something a little more palatable!
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
ICYMI, last week we rebooted Romeo Must Die! Give it a listen if you're interested in Oakland get screwed sports-wise and having two Tybalts with None Prince. #PodernFamily
November 11, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Our latest episode (which went up a week and a half ago but I forgot to skeet about it) is a reboot of the 2000 Australian Slasher film Cut! Check that out below, and then tune in Monday where we go meta from another angle with an adaptation of the novel Silver Nitrate.
October 18, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Seven Years ago we started this podcast with a reboot of Once Upon a Time season 2, and on every anniversary we rebooted another season of it. Two years ago we finished it, and now we need a new annual, seasonal, public domain show to reboot. Listeners, we present...PENNY DREADFUL.
September 23, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,489,439! The cool half!
September 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Y'all it's been THREE YEARS since we did a Q&A on this podcast and it was so great catching up and talking about our future hopes, dreams, breakfasts, and the expected parameters of absolute power corrupting absolutely. Check it out below!
September 9, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Have you been enjoying the Duskmourne storyline for Magic the Gathering? Doesn't matter either way, because @samgasch.bsky.social is wiping the slate clean and starting from scratch. Let's go on an adventure! Let's go exploring on a skyship that's not a breeding program! Let's tell a magical story!
August 26, 2024 at 12:07 PM
It's Mahvel Baybee! Forget about Infinite (or don't), because @hauntedthevagabond.bsky.social is here to help us assemble a roster for Marvel vs Capcom 4! Old favourites, new hotness, and a decent story await us as we learn that making a fighting game...is really hard, y'all 😅
August 12, 2024 at 12:13 PM
What ARRR you doing? You should be listening to our newest episode, where we reboot Pirates of the Caribbean! Though to avoid the original film's elephants, and to stand out from all the other pirates, it's almost it's own thing aside from a few jokes. Still, check it out!
July 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM
In our latest episode, special guest Kit invites you to dinner...and a murder! But who will solve this murder? How about a crew of characters parodying famous detectives from the past 30 years? And an offputting long-term cannibal boyfriend? And a dog or two? And Sam Lake? Listen to find out!
July 15, 2024 at 12:36 PM