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ANGEL: go first and add

GOD: no

ANGEL: go second and subtract

GOD: no

ANGEL: go third and divide

GOD: no

ANGEL: go fourth and multiply

GOD: oh yeah that’s the stuff

The idiomatic expression 'Drawing a blank' is an old typesetting term. When apprentice-typesetters couldn't find the needed type piece quickly enough they picked one of the blank lead pieces as a placeholder. Before the printing press all writing was joined with no spaces between words.

Bert was meant to be Ernie and Ernie meant to be Bert. Both names have germanic roots with Ernie meaning 'serious' and Bert meaning 'shiny, bright'.
Also - the bb-gun was marketed at children terrified of Big Bird.

Since Germany had no corresponding male equivalent to the name Dita they simply removed the latin female-A ending and replaced it with the German 3.Pers.sing. male pronoun '-er'. Hence the name Dieter.

The word "embarrassed" was coined when a person asked a friend who's buttocks showed how he felt.

Ursusursus Maritimusmaritimus is sad.

The involuntary repetition of echos is called echolalia-lalia-lalia

The English words "dick" and "vagina" are examples of alphamatopoeia i.e. words describing what their first letter looks like.

All conspiracy theories are started by a cabal of bored dental assistants operating from the basement of a Wendy's in Idaho.

Studies show that there is no statistically significant connection between the usage of the phrase "studies show" and studies.

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The number of repetitions of any phrase or syllable that is repeated rhythmically and swiftly and does not follow a predetermined pattern will be uneven. Occurrences of even numbered repetitions exist, yet are statistically insignificant. Count Steven Fry's "Good evening"s for reference.

The convention of using -ix, as in Twix and Netflix in brand names was first recorded when Bennison Osborne, the inventor of Weetabix, was looking for a neat way of ending his brand name and came across the word suffix.

Pedinosaurus was the worst flyer of all the Pterosaurs.