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Nicollette Carre
@nicollettecarre.bsky.social
New Orleans Hostess & Curator of Intimate Events
Hey my pretties, I will be back In New Orleans for Halloween weekend and Vampires Ball. Come over here and get your fall frisky fun on before I jet back off on Nov. 4. Its my favorite time a year and I'm hoping to leave with a bang. 😘
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Reynold Brown, 1958
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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In case anyone is actually confused by the press reporting on Mamdani’s “muddled views” on sex work, he very clearly co-sponsors the sex worker org backed decriminalization legislation and not “legalization” sex workers do not want

Which is the correct position. Take it from a sex worker organizer.
October 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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sex work is the oldest profession
but we dont know how old exactly
because science still hasnt figured
out what killed the dinos whores
October 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I do love a cheeky hotel
October 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
www.nytimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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My primary way of getting around is traipsing.
October 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Beluga whales teasing small children might be my new Xanax.
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I'm getting old.

When I tell my friends, “I picked up a hottie at the club," it means I bought a rotisserie chicken at Costco.
October 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just saw my first Sora AI generated content. Pretty sure this is going to break the internet.
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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All day. Good morning! 🩷
September 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Apparently I need to explain White Russians. So for those of u too young to remember or know, a white Russian is a drink that was pop in the 80s.. especially for "get up & start drinking" or "I'm drinking but not really drinking". The Dude also drank WRs and I think that about sums up my point.
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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my circus is bankrupt and my monkeys aren't well
September 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"New" espresso martini trend? Wasn't this a thing in the 90s around the appletinis time? If we're bringing back retro drinks, I want white russians to become a thing again. I ordered 1 the other day, the bartender didn't know what it was, his coworker gave me lecture on how f-ed up it was to order 🙄
September 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Months that end in R...It's officially oyster season ya'll!
I only have 3 availabilities left on my calendar for September before I leave for a few months. So let's get some oysters and see how that aphrodisiac thing plays out. 😘
September 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh honey, mine is easily up there with Tropic of Cancer.
Live so that if your Life was a Book Florida would Ban it 🤷🏽‍♀️
August 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Closing out summer with Monday hotel pool days for locals. Join me on Mondays for "Nicollette's Relaxation Retreat" at a rotating collection of CBD hotels every week. New friends get a complimentary introduction hour, complete with full service amenities, when booking. Let's end summer with a bang.😎
August 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ugh its that time again. More pictures for fall. I wish I was like the girls who love doing hair&makeup to go strike a pose. I am not that girl never was that girl. I was the jump in shower just to go run outside and get sweaty & dirty type of girl. Unfortunately that doesnt photograph as well.
August 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Yes, I date professionally; I've never been good with ambiguity.
August 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I just found out that vaginas have the same pH as a glass of red wine. Could pussy be any more sophisticated? ♥️🍷
August 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM