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nicole
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senior copywriter | cunning linguist | public transit dork | oxford comma enthusiast | loud laugher | go birds | ring the bell
taking solace in the fact that as much as i’ve obsessed over that peanut punch fumble, jalen hurts is obsessing over it more
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Watching back the 4th and 2 gun run and good gawd look how quickly the entire Philly DL wins
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
was this the jay ajayi pickup of this season
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
HOWIE MASTERCLASS
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Need to run some time off and get some points here. -dads
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
coop hold me instead
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Jalyx serving Hunt.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Nick Sirianni's pathological addiction to running on third and long is so strange
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
danny dimes out here looking like hannibal lector
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
josh sweat forever an eagle
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
jason garrett does not know ball
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
if you vote to ban the tush push, you don’t get to run it
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
still feels like the phils were just a few bad breaks away from winning the NLDS (coping)
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
thought ty france was that bloke from queer eye
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
they need to figure out the unearned runs equivalent of an INT that’s really not the QB’s fault of
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the SEPTA RR ticket collector wearing a sleek af uniform trench coat and orange-tinted aviators just hit me with a go birds
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“refs you suck” chants in detroit coming in like a choir of angels
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
100 percent on the money
New Phillies newsletter just dropped.

2008philz.substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
crazy if true
Carson Wentz on his performance vs. Eagles:

"I gotta not throw the ball to the other team. That would be great."
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
is a perfect passer rating good asking for a friend
October 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I haven’t seen back to back whiffs like that since Nick Castellanos
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
carson wince
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
those teams are increasingly unspecial
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
nakobe has been waiting for that lol
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
wasn’t prepared to hear A-OK in a football broadcast
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM