nicole
@nicoledemarco.bsky.social
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couldn’t think of a better encapsulation of the bears season lol
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
couldn’t think of a better encapsulation of the bears season lol
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I just hope they didn’t have fun
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I just hope they didn’t have fun
“that’s actually a piece of paper”
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“that’s actually a piece of paper”
immediate download
I’m gonna invent an app where you can just watch the Eagles defense & when the offense is on the field it’s just those MLB ASMR Moment of Zen.
January 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
immediate download
big dom catch should count as a completion
January 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
big dom catch should count as a completion
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Would let Jordan Davis run me over with a Peloton bike that came off its stand
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Would let Jordan Davis run me over with a Peloton bike that came off its stand
where would we be without goedert
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
where would we be without goedert
is TB12’s broadcasting signature gonna be saying “pissed”
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
is TB12’s broadcasting signature gonna be saying “pissed”
among other things, 26 is a great teammate
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
among other things, 26 is a great teammate
trying to become as big a peloton success story as jordan davis
December 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
trying to become as big a peloton success story as jordan davis
somebody in the stands has to be a better bet to suit up as kicker during halftime
December 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
somebody in the stands has to be a better bet to suit up as kicker during halftime
LET ‘EM KNOW BG
LET. ‘EM. KNOW.
LET ‘EM KNOW BG
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
LET ‘EM KNOW BG
how bout a few grip strength drills next week, huh?
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
how bout a few grip strength drills next week, huh?
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the pitch clock fixed the game.
Eagles game ended in 2 hours and 37 minutes today, true “no one wanted to be here” performance from both teams.
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the pitch clock fixed the game.
nice to see the defense pitch a shut out
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
nice to see the defense pitch a shut out
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Joe Biden calling Kenny from his box: “Excellent work, agent Pickett”
super bowl champion kenny “two gloves” pickett sleeper agent ACTIVATE
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Joe Biden calling Kenny from his box: “Excellent work, agent Pickett”
“they’re all from georgia” go dawgs go birds go birddawgs
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“they’re all from georgia” go dawgs go birds go birddawgs
super bowl champion kenny PICKett
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
super bowl champion kenny PICKett
LET. ‘EM. KNOW.
LET ‘EM KNOW BG
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
LET. ‘EM. KNOW.
shovel to goedert for the score has been successful this year so i’m shocked the eagles remembered they can run it
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
shovel to goedert for the score has been successful this year so i’m shocked the eagles remembered they can run it
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phillies said “the people of philadelphia have been through enough watching that dogshit eagles team, sign kyle TODAY” and i thank them for it
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
phillies said “the people of philadelphia have been through enough watching that dogshit eagles team, sign kyle TODAY” and i thank them for it
finally a home run ball for 26
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
finally a home run ball for 26
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What’s important to consider, while watching the Eagles, is that life is nothing but a slow march toward eternal darkness.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What’s important to consider, while watching the Eagles, is that life is nothing but a slow march toward eternal darkness.