Nick Wray
@nicktweet.bsky.social
More about me here: https://linktr.ee/nickwray
Read my short stories & bedtime tales from the digital age at http://lunchwithjasonking.com WW1 Battle of Jutland play on Amazon @: http://goo.gl/yHZztl See also https://linktr.ee/nickwray
Read my short stories & bedtime tales from the digital age at http://lunchwithjasonking.com WW1 Battle of Jutland play on Amazon @: http://goo.gl/yHZztl See also https://linktr.ee/nickwray
Percentage of 'young people' watching/tolerating #Peston...
a woman in a white hoodie is holding a black object in her hand and says zero
ALT: a woman in a white hoodie is holding a black object in her hand and says zero
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November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Percentage of 'young people' watching/tolerating #Peston...
@itvpeston.bsky.social who is this bad maths supply teacher ffs? Zooming in on nonsense is still nonsense!!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@itvpeston.bsky.social who is this bad maths supply teacher ffs? Zooming in on nonsense is still nonsense!!!
Jesus's Christ! @itvpeston.bsky.social is just like an infinite series of #LordOfTheRings...
Performative joke of @itvpeston.bsky.social @itvnews.bsky.social stats board is no one can fucking see the deets on their TV! What's wrong with you mumbling morons?
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Jesus's Christ! @itvpeston.bsky.social is just like an infinite series of #LordOfTheRings...
Performative joke of @itvpeston.bsky.social @itvnews.bsky.social stats board is no one can fucking see the deets on their TV! What's wrong with you mumbling morons?
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Performative joke of @itvpeston.bsky.social @itvnews.bsky.social stats board is no one can fucking see the deets on their TV! What's wrong with you mumbling morons?
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Petrol stations should be legally required to display the price per 50 litres on their big signs, not price per litre. I want to know whether it'll cost me £60 or £75 to fill my tank there, not how many pence a juice carton of it would be.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Petrol stations should be legally required to display the price per 50 litres on their big signs, not price per litre. I want to know whether it'll cost me £60 or £75 to fill my tank there, not how many pence a juice carton of it would be.
Christ! #BBC #ChrisMason is looking a bit Uber Smeegle on #BBCNews at 10pm tonight (12/11/25). ITVNews far superior, same night...
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Christ! #BBC #ChrisMason is looking a bit Uber Smeegle on #BBCNews at 10pm tonight (12/11/25). ITVNews far superior, same night...
Are participants on #MarriedAtFirstSightUK anatomically able to close their annular, siliconed, lips or just vulgar? #Wharter
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Are participants on #MarriedAtFirstSightUK anatomically able to close their annular, siliconed, lips or just vulgar? #Wharter
Blimey! IT: Welcome to Derry is a bit grim! Not sure I'll go beyond E1. IT: Welcome to Derry | Rotten Tomatoes share.google/JuRrukLgH4Fe...
IT: Welcome to Derry | Rotten Tomatoes
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November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Blimey! IT: Welcome to Derry is a bit grim! Not sure I'll go beyond E1. IT: Welcome to Derry | Rotten Tomatoes share.google/JuRrukLgH4Fe...
The idea of some Battle Royale between UK PM Keir Starmer and [checks notes, incredulously] Health Secretary Wes Streeting would be funny if it wasn't so tragic. Get on with the job, not the theatre, ffs!
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The idea of some Battle Royale between UK PM Keir Starmer and [checks notes, incredulously] Health Secretary Wes Streeting would be funny if it wasn't so tragic. Get on with the job, not the theatre, ffs!
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Bike Rack Design 101:
Staple racks are a great form, but the material shape is key. Hollow round tubes can be silently and quickly cut with a simple pipe cutter.
Square tubing or thick flat steel makes this type of theft much more difficult.
Staple racks are a great form, but the material shape is key. Hollow round tubes can be silently and quickly cut with a simple pipe cutter.
Square tubing or thick flat steel makes this type of theft much more difficult.
Bericht aan alle #wegbeheerders: fietsnietjes met (holle) ronde buizen zijn gemakkelijk te saboteren! ✂️🚲
Daarom mijn advies om enkel fietsnietjes te installeren die gemaakt zijn van van dikker platstaal. Zoals we doen bij #Maintain!
Daarom mijn advies om enkel fietsnietjes te installeren die gemaakt zijn van van dikker platstaal. Zoals we doen bij #Maintain!
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bike Rack Design 101:
Staple racks are a great form, but the material shape is key. Hollow round tubes can be silently and quickly cut with a simple pipe cutter.
Square tubing or thick flat steel makes this type of theft much more difficult.
Staple racks are a great form, but the material shape is key. Hollow round tubes can be silently and quickly cut with a simple pipe cutter.
Square tubing or thick flat steel makes this type of theft much more difficult.
The Muddy Fox I used to cycle into London from the 1980s, now residing with a friend in Albania to further extend its life. Rather lovely! #Upcycling! #cycling #Bicycles
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The Muddy Fox I used to cycle into London from the 1980s, now residing with a friend in Albania to further extend its life. Rather lovely! #Upcycling! #cycling #Bicycles
#delToro's #Frankenstein: intelligent, humane, mannered, probably better on #Imax than #Netflix; good performance as monster by Jacob Elordi. Must review old Tom Baker version, too! Did it miss today's AI zeitgeist, in favour of ye olde gothic flesh - or not? www.rottentomatoes.com/m/frankenste...
Frankenstein (2025) | Rotten Tomatoes
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November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
#delToro's #Frankenstein: intelligent, humane, mannered, probably better on #Imax than #Netflix; good performance as monster by Jacob Elordi. Must review old Tom Baker version, too! Did it miss today's AI zeitgeist, in favour of ye olde gothic flesh - or not? www.rottentomatoes.com/m/frankenste...
#Pluribus, #AppleTV, S1 - Intelligent, intriguing, and funny. Impressed by first two openers (of nine, in S1, to come)...
Pluribus (TV series) - Wikipedia share.google/eL2jZPEGvWOh...
Pluribus (TV series) - Wikipedia share.google/eL2jZPEGvWOh...
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
#Pluribus, #AppleTV, S1 - Intelligent, intriguing, and funny. Impressed by first two openers (of nine, in S1, to come)...
Pluribus (TV series) - Wikipedia share.google/eL2jZPEGvWOh...
Pluribus (TV series) - Wikipedia share.google/eL2jZPEGvWOh...
Footnote on watching BBC's #AgeOfUncertainty is just how much more visibly polluted/hazy long-shots of Paris, Spain, UK, Western cities etc looked in mid-1970s vs now. The Age of Uncertainty, S1E1 The Prophets & Promise of Classical Capitalism: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002l6s9 via @bbciplayer
The Age of Uncertainty - Series 1: 1. 1. The Prophets and Promise of Classical Capitalism
John Kenneth Galbraith tells the story of the men who laid the foundations of economics, including Adam Smith, David Ricardo and Thomas Malthus.
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November 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Footnote on watching BBC's #AgeOfUncertainty is just how much more visibly polluted/hazy long-shots of Paris, Spain, UK, Western cities etc looked in mid-1970s vs now. The Age of Uncertainty, S1E1 The Prophets & Promise of Classical Capitalism: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002l6s9 via @bbciplayer
#StewartLee - really funny STEWART LEE vs THE MAN-WULF seen at sellout Basingstoke Anvil, last night. Great, dynamic, evolution of stage act, and an intelligent but laugh out loud, clever show. Great stuff...'coming to #Netflix soon[not]'? STEWART LEE vs THE MAN-WULF share.google/ApugtXIoq2GG...
STEWART LEE vs THE MAN-WULF : Stewart Lee - 41st Best Standup Ever!
Official website of Stewart Lee, 41st Best Standup Ever!.
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November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
#StewartLee - really funny STEWART LEE vs THE MAN-WULF seen at sellout Basingstoke Anvil, last night. Great, dynamic, evolution of stage act, and an intelligent but laugh out loud, clever show. Great stuff...'coming to #Netflix soon[not]'? STEWART LEE vs THE MAN-WULF share.google/ApugtXIoq2GG...
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November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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*sighs*
I want them to be better. They wouldst be great. Art not without ambition, but without the illness should attend it.
I want them to be better. They wouldst be great. Art not without ambition, but without the illness should attend it.
If you're going to go on television and make a song and dance about being honest, it would be best if you weren't dancing around the main point.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
*sighs*
I want them to be better. They wouldst be great. Art not without ambition, but without the illness should attend it.
I want them to be better. They wouldst be great. Art not without ambition, but without the illness should attend it.
I call this one 'Under-dusted PC upgrade' #DustToDust
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I call this one 'Under-dusted PC upgrade' #DustToDust
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
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Having had these as fridge magnets explains why I was always in the kitchen at parties. #Rump-fedRonyon
Insult your friends or local politicians like a true Shakespearean with this easy-to-use insult kit! Thou craven baggage! Love to you all.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Having had these as fridge magnets explains why I was always in the kitchen at parties. #Rump-fedRonyon
#SlowHorses S5 E6 - SUPERB!
a man wearing a watch stands in front of a metal fence
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October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#SlowHorses S5 E6 - SUPERB!
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This might be on #BBCSounds; it might not be. It's living proof of The Immersive World of Fabulospeculation™©.
@aiannucci.bsky.social (or Amanda U Nucci to his AI friends) & Stewart Lee fabulously speculate. #Fabulospeculation www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
@aiannucci.bsky.social (or Amanda U Nucci to his AI friends) & Stewart Lee fabulously speculate. #Fabulospeculation www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Strong Message Here - Deep Disillusionment in This Country (with Stewart Lee) - BBC Sounds
Armando Iannucci and Stewart Lee find the sources of deep disillusionment in this country.
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October 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This might be on #BBCSounds; it might not be. It's living proof of The Immersive World of Fabulospeculation™©.
@aiannucci.bsky.social (or Amanda U Nucci to his AI friends) & Stewart Lee fabulously speculate. #Fabulospeculation www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
@aiannucci.bsky.social (or Amanda U Nucci to his AI friends) & Stewart Lee fabulously speculate. #Fabulospeculation www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
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"I've just got on the train" should always signify the end of your phone call, not the start.
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"I've just got on the train" should always signify the end of your phone call, not the start.