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Nick Flanagan
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Cover photo taken at Buddha’s Vegetarian by Adam Brodie. Life goal: 45 0000 0 Bluesky followers
Check this out, gang. I was on Tom Henry’s podcast!

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The Tom Henry Show Episode 23 with Nick Flanagan & Celeb Gossip
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November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Society isn’t crumbling, it’s just breaking into little tiny pieces that fall into some sort of void.
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
July 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I like to think that my father didn’t pass away, he’s just at one of those shrek raves and it’s too fun to leave.
July 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This picture feels appropriate to post on this platform.
July 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Life doesn’t begin at conception, but emotional damage does.
March 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We are on the verge of something totally rad:

Becoming dumb enough that we just start floating into the sky until we hit the sun.
March 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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AOC: Fox News and the right-wing would have you believe that these American values are something out of The Communist Manifesto. But let me tell you Fox News, I don’t believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I’m a Marxist.. I believe it because I was a waitress.
March 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Unpopular Opinion: I directed Tootsie
March 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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President Trump: release the Hackman files.
March 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If this shit makes you happy, kindly kiss my black ass and whatnot.
March 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I love rabbits. They work hard making these sugary little balls for us to put milk on. The rabbit asks to have some, and we gaslight them. Screw rabbits.
February 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
February 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Trade war? Yes… I would like to trade war.
February 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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There will not be “free and fair” US elections in 2026 or 2028, but the Assholes are not omnipotent or popular - they only won with 30% of the population, which is their support ceiling across the decade.
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Scooby Doo's head writer and the voice of Gumby - exactly as you envisioned them.
February 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ninja Turtles used to for the Secret Of The Ooze. Nowadays they search for secret of the Ozempic!

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January 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Imagine bringing a metal detector to a 1980s Bay Area thrash concert?

The gadget would explode.
January 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Team Propellor: Whirled Police
January 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What do I think of the paper issue? I’m torn.

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January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Pro tip: if someone says “this is not a drill” or “this is not a test”…it’s definitely a test.
January 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Unpopular opinion: I Love Rock N’ Roll is NOT a rock song. It’s honky tonk.
January 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I miss the days when the only thing serious was Yahoo Serious!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Having lunch with my mom and sister tomorrow, AMA
January 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM