Madeline Dalziel
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Madeline Dalziel
@nicecatchpercy.dftba.social
My primary directives are to participate in the spread of love, knowledge, and understanding.
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Every UK petition is like this
July 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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You can’t see me bc I’m holding a flag but guys I live in a 2k person extremely rural town in one of the reddest counties of WI. So many people showed up there was a line all the way to the highway.

I often feel a bit afraid due to my identity in this area but #nokings brought out so many
June 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I asked my dad why he trusts trump over my sister and I and he said it was because we had been put through the "educational meatgrinder" turning us into good liberals. I never thought that being good at math and science would be considered a weakness or a reason to distrust someone, but here we are.
June 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
When I learned about the Holocaust in school, I don't think I ever considered what it was like to be related to Nazi sympathizers. It's bizarre to see people you know are capable of love allow themselves to be used as tools for evil.
June 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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I wish them both the worst.
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
June 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I asked my cat if he could stop standing on my throat and he walked away all offended
May 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
April 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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“They put poison in the food, it makes us sick.“

The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.”

Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.
April 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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My brain right now: “This is not normal 🎶Steve le🎶 The crisis is here 🎶le poisson Steve le🎶 the constitution itself is under threat 🎶poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎶 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.
April 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Never thought I'd say this, but can we please have Theresa May back?
April 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I had a phone conversation and I'm worried I was awkward and I'm trying to explain to myself that I most likely would seem more awkward if I emailed an apology for my awkwardness.
April 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm scared I won't be able to continue to work after I finish my master's because of my ME but I'm trying to just try. I will make it through somehow. I want to be me and do science but my body is trying to stop me.
April 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Don't let the people who benefit from your obedience rob you of your humanity.
April 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm honestly so glad I renounced my US citizenship before all this. I genuinely didn't imagine it being *this* bad.
April 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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My goal is to consume enough salt that when I die my body is already fully preserved.
April 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sometimes my cat will meow at me even after I've given him biscuits because he needs something wet, so I ask my partner to get him something (because I'm disabled) and then once he's had wet treats, he returns to thank me for my service with cuddles and purrs.
April 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Triscuit walked across my laptop keyboard and somehow opened 17 new tabs that had been previously closed and I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT
April 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I wish SpongeBob was real
April 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I really wish I could go to a thing but I can't because I definitely do not have the spoons. Any spoons I have need to be saved for my degree. Urgh. So close yet so far.
April 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I used to find it really annoying when adults told me, "I haven't seen you since you were *this* high!" But now that I'm an adult seeing teenagers I haven't seen since they were toddlers, I get it.
April 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I just love the idea of Spongbobian becoming an analytical adjective like Kafkaesque
April 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM