Nat
@nfstrongarm.bsky.social
Mistress of the Black Forest cake. Often angry. Probably harmless
Marner got a point in an elimination game? Now Im sure we've jumped timelines
February 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Marner got a point in an elimination game? Now Im sure we've jumped timelines
Groundhog Day. And the groundhogs are always giving conflicting messages
waking up and checking the polls to see if I'm considered a human being today
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Groundhog Day. And the groundhogs are always giving conflicting messages
It's almost time for baseball
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
It's almost time for baseball
Turned 37 yesterday.
Spent it decadently
Spent it decadently
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Turned 37 yesterday.
Spent it decadently
Spent it decadently
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Caleb immediately going into the JV wing of the Punching Nazis HOF
got you (it’s longer but who cares you’re here to see caleb go apeshit)
February 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Caleb immediately going into the JV wing of the Punching Nazis HOF
Take the afternoon off
Go to you local comic shop
Tell them Nat sent you
Tell them not to worry about it when they ask who the fuck Nat is
Pay full price
Go to you local comic shop
Tell them Nat sent you
Tell them not to worry about it when they ask who the fuck Nat is
Pay full price
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Take the afternoon off
Go to you local comic shop
Tell them Nat sent you
Tell them not to worry about it when they ask who the fuck Nat is
Pay full price
Go to you local comic shop
Tell them Nat sent you
Tell them not to worry about it when they ask who the fuck Nat is
Pay full price
No longer referring to them as billionaires. It's "members of the Epstein class" as soon as you make that 10th digit
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
No longer referring to them as billionaires. It's "members of the Epstein class" as soon as you make that 10th digit
Took tomorrow off
4 day weekend
It's almost 5:30 and the sun is still up
Shaking off the anhedonia for the first time this year
4 day weekend
It's almost 5:30 and the sun is still up
Shaking off the anhedonia for the first time this year
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Took tomorrow off
4 day weekend
It's almost 5:30 and the sun is still up
Shaking off the anhedonia for the first time this year
4 day weekend
It's almost 5:30 and the sun is still up
Shaking off the anhedonia for the first time this year
An extra layer of dread on the Epstein file situation is that the UK police don't seem to be bothered with the trafficking of children, just the financial crimes.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
An extra layer of dread on the Epstein file situation is that the UK police don't seem to be bothered with the trafficking of children, just the financial crimes.
Start the clock.
Someone go get a head of iceberg in front of a webcam
Someone go get a head of iceberg in front of a webcam
BREAKING: Keir Starmer is not resigning and will be 'concentrating on the job in hand', Downing Street has said
His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Start the clock.
Someone go get a head of iceberg in front of a webcam
Someone go get a head of iceberg in front of a webcam
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Buck Martinez has announced his retirement.
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Buck Martinez has announced his retirement.
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
The ticket gods are good
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The ticket gods are good
Alexisonfire is playing in Toronto the same week I'm there for baseball. If I don't manage to get tickets I may resort to violence
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Alexisonfire is playing in Toronto the same week I'm there for baseball. If I don't manage to get tickets I may resort to violence
It's the time of year when my Check Myself Out Ideation is worst, but the thought of not being around to celebrate when It Happens is unfathomable. There's a bright side lol
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It's the time of year when my Check Myself Out Ideation is worst, but the thought of not being around to celebrate when It Happens is unfathomable. There's a bright side lol
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I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
Japanese influenced chicken salad
Pros - delicious, salty, ginger-y
Cons - both cats believe in their heart of hearts I'm scooping cat food onto a slice of bread
Pros - delicious, salty, ginger-y
Cons - both cats believe in their heart of hearts I'm scooping cat food onto a slice of bread
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Japanese influenced chicken salad
Pros - delicious, salty, ginger-y
Cons - both cats believe in their heart of hearts I'm scooping cat food onto a slice of bread
Pros - delicious, salty, ginger-y
Cons - both cats believe in their heart of hearts I'm scooping cat food onto a slice of bread
So if I'm reading the tea leaves correctly about the Epstein file drop. Nobody's being charged? Nobody?
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
So if I'm reading the tea leaves correctly about the Epstein file drop. Nobody's being charged? Nobody?
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Never forget that the people who convinced you trans people are a threat to your children all belong to a network of child rapists.
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Never forget that the people who convinced you trans people are a threat to your children all belong to a network of child rapists.
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
In honor of Catherine O'Hara I too will be taking a thousand naked pictures of myself
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 PM
In honor of Catherine O'Hara I too will be taking a thousand naked pictures of myself
Congrats to Steve Outhouse for continuing to fail upward
January 31, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Congrats to Steve Outhouse for continuing to fail upward
I am not great at video games
This game is particular about saying "You Are Terrible At Video Games"
This game is particular about saying "You Are Terrible At Video Games"
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I am not great at video games
This game is particular about saying "You Are Terrible At Video Games"
This game is particular about saying "You Are Terrible At Video Games"
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Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.