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Newd Nerd
@newdnerd.bsky.social
Bearish geek living life nakedly. GenX nudist scratching an exhibitionist itch.
Body and sex positive. Typically NSFW. 🔞
Spicy melange of alt and normie posts. Progressive. Secular humanist. Polyglot.
🏳️‍🌈 from 🇺🇸. DMs welcome. linktr.ee/newdnerd
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If you've read my profile, you know that I'm a nudist and a nerd. Here are some of my other interests:

🏒 Ice hockey
🎲 Board and tabletop games
🎭 Theatre
📷 Photography
🚇 Subways and trains
🖖 Trek and sci-fi
💬 Languages
🧱 Legos
📚 Books and reading
🏙️ Cities
✈️ Travel
💻 Technology
🍺 Beer
☕ Coffee
🍽️ Food
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
One day soon we're gonna wake up and find out he's dead.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Investigates flights to Dallas... 😈
The sluttly gay urge to drive to Dallas just to go to Club Dallas and sit in a sling an let everyone have a turn
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This thought runs through my head like an ever-present hum! 😈
need my tongue under someone’s foreskin
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have dozens of naked coffee pics. I'm just expressing my two great loves through photography. 😂 🍆 ☕ #gaynudist #nakedcoffee
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Reposted by Newd Nerd
"There is no shame in having a belly, for no one should be ashamed of enjoying good food."☺️

Happy TummyTuesday to all of you!🌿🙂
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Found some coffee and semi-ready to start my day! ☕ #nudist #gaynudist #nakedcoffee #normalizenudity
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Good morning, bloomfies! I need to find some coffee! ☕ #nudist #gaynudist #sleepnaked
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Team coffee here! ☕ #nakedcoffee
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
kim davis: supreme court, will you please help me?

supreme court:
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Quote with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This November, just say YES to nudity and nutting! You'll feel much better about yourself. 😈
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by Newd Nerd
This speaks to me spiritually.
I have been changed by wood. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The older I get, the more I discover that the internet is full of 20-and-30-something guys with daddy issues.

And I'm here for all of it! 😈
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
How has no one made Wicked into gay porn yet? Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Two things that bring me joy are jerking off and posting nudes. So why would I be interested in giving either up for November? Has November become some sort of Gay Lent? Hard pass. 😂
a man says that 's a hard pass while wearing a sweater
Alt: a man says that 's a hard pass while wearing a sweater
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A bright spot in an otherwise gray and dreary Monday! 🏳️‍🌈
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Is there any other way to enjoy coffee? ☕ No wonder why I'm not allowed in Starbucks anymore! 😂 #gaynudist #nakedcoffee
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm not gonna lie. This type of weather so quick on the heels of the time change makes me want to hibernate until Spring. The whole world feels monochrome this morning. ❄️😴 #MCM #monochromemonday
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sometimes #MCM meets #FCF. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Share a TV series from the 1960’s that you love📺
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This looks fun! </sarcasm> 😏

I usually prefer 6 to 11 inches, but... 😂
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Copious amounts of nudity helps keep the Sunday Scaries at bay! 😁 #nudist #gaynudist #normalizenudity
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. His hips won't lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law, but using a puppet government and a song that doesn’t end (yes, it goes on and on, my friends…)
Mamdani is going to implement Shaka Law, but only after the walls fall.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM