Newd Nerd
@newdnerd.bsky.social
GenX nerdy bear living life nakedly. ♈.
Nudist and exhibitionist. Freeballer. Bator.
Body/sex positive. Typically NSFW. 🔞. Spicy melange of main & alt.
Too many interests to list here.
💬 welcome. 🗣️: EN/ES/EO.
🏳️🌈 from PA in 🇺🇸. 🔗: linktr.ee/newdnerd
Nudist and exhibitionist. Freeballer. Bator.
Body/sex positive. Typically NSFW. 🔞. Spicy melange of main & alt.
Too many interests to list here.
💬 welcome. 🗣️: EN/ES/EO.
🏳️🌈 from PA in 🇺🇸. 🔗: linktr.ee/newdnerd
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Newd Nerd
@newdnerd.bsky.social
· Jan 2
If you've read my profile, you know that I'm a nudist and a nerd. Here are some of my other interests:
🏒 Ice hockey
🎲 Board and tabletop games
🎭 Theatre
📷 Photography
🚇 Subways and trains
🖖 Trek and sci-fi
💬 Languages
🧱 Legos
📚 Books and reading
🏙️ Cities
✈️ Travel
💻 Technology
🍺 Beer
☕ Coffee
🍽️ Food
🏒 Ice hockey
🎲 Board and tabletop games
🎭 Theatre
📷 Photography
🚇 Subways and trains
🖖 Trek and sci-fi
💬 Languages
🧱 Legos
📚 Books and reading
🏙️ Cities
✈️ Travel
💻 Technology
🍺 Beer
☕ Coffee
🍽️ Food
Also my #tummytuesday tribute as per bear law. 🐻 😜
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Also my #tummytuesday tribute as per bear law. 🐻 😜
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I swear I didn't know that Ricky Martin was going to make a cameo in the halftime show when I posted earlier. 😂
Bad Bunny knocked that one out of the park. 🔥
¡Magnífico! 🇵🇷
Bad Bunny knocked that one out of the park. 🔥
¡Magnífico! 🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I swear I didn't know that Ricky Martin was going to make a cameo in the halftime show when I posted earlier. 😂
Bad Bunny knocked that one out of the park. 🔥
¡Magnífico! 🇵🇷
Bad Bunny knocked that one out of the park. 🔥
¡Magnífico! 🇵🇷
Reposted by Newd Nerd
A good day to revisit this photo of Bad Bunny. 🤤
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
A good day to revisit this photo of Bad Bunny. 🤤
These Claude AI commercials are making me laugh. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
These Claude AI commercials are making me laugh. 😂
I have yet to see anyone type Super Bowel by accident on social media this year. A Super Bowel is something completely different! 😂
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table eating cereal and drinking orange juice
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table eating cereal and drinking orange juice
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I have yet to see anyone type Super Bowel by accident on social media this year. A Super Bowel is something completely different! 😂
There's been a lot of diversity and queer content so far this Super Bowl. ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
There's been a lot of diversity and queer content so far this Super Bowl. ❤️
My birthday is coming up. Want! 🧢
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My birthday is coming up. Want! 🧢
This is why I don't watch football with extended family.
Family Member: They couldn't get an American for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Me: You're an idiot. Fuck off and die. 😂
Family Member: They couldn't get an American for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Me: You're an idiot. Fuck off and die. 😂
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is why I don't watch football with extended family.
Family Member: They couldn't get an American for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Me: You're an idiot. Fuck off and die. 😂
Family Member: They couldn't get an American for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Me: You're an idiot. Fuck off and die. 😂
Who is the Super Bowl Halftime performer?
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Who is the Super Bowl Halftime performer?
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
With the outside temperature of 8°F/-13°C, I just want to lie here in bed all day! ❄️
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
With the outside temperature of 8°F/-13°C, I just want to lie here in bed all day! ❄️
Thanks to @jmcl1980.bsky.social, I now have AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" playing on my internal soundtrack. 😂 #genx #earworm
February 8, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Thanks to @jmcl1980.bsky.social, I now have AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" playing on my internal soundtrack. 😂 #genx #earworm
My all-time top 100 people I have interacted with on Bluesky according to bubbel.blue
Some great folks here. Handles are in the ALT text. 😁
Some great folks here. Handles are in the ALT text. 😁
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
My all-time top 100 people I have interacted with on Bluesky according to bubbel.blue
Some great folks here. Handles are in the ALT text. 😁
Some great folks here. Handles are in the ALT text. 😁
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
Home from errands, stripped down, and watching the Olympics. 😁
February 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Home from errands, stripped down, and watching the Olympics. 😁
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"We send three notices to your university email address when you fail to return materials. Not checking your address does not absolve you of the fines. Welcome to the "real world" part of your educational journey."
"We send three notices to your university email address when you fail to return materials. Not checking your address does not absolve you of the fines. Welcome to the "real world" part of your educational journey."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Do they have charging at home? Or the ability to have charging installed? Home charging is the secret sauce to a successful and delighted EV-ownership experience."
"Do they have charging at home? Or the ability to have charging installed? Home charging is the secret sauce to a successful and delighted EV-ownership experience."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"And how does that make your feel?"
"And how does that make your feel?"
February 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"We send three notices to your university email address when you fail to return materials. Not checking your address does not absolve you of the fines. Welcome to the "real world" part of your educational journey."
"We send three notices to your university email address when you fail to return materials. Not checking your address does not absolve you of the fines. Welcome to the "real world" part of your educational journey."
Good morning, bloomfies! I hope everyone is keeping warm! ❤️
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Good morning, bloomfies! I hope everyone is keeping warm! ❤️
I'm bored at work. Send me a message and I'll answer it here! (Trying NGL again. We'll see if anyone messages! 😂) ngl.link/newdnerd2
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I'm bored at work. Send me a message and I'll answer it here! (Trying NGL again. We'll see if anyone messages! 😂) ngl.link/newdnerd2
Looking forward to watching the prerecorded (because it's happening right now) Opening Ceremonies of the Winter Olympics in Milano/Cortina. Winter Olympic sports are my favorite! 🏒 🥌 ⛷️ 🛷 ⛸️ ❄️
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Looking forward to watching the prerecorded (because it's happening right now) Opening Ceremonies of the Winter Olympics in Milano/Cortina. Winter Olympic sports are my favorite! 🏒 🥌 ⛷️ 🛷 ⛸️ ❄️
QTP with a gif of your first gaming console
(Because I’m also old AF)
(Because I’m also old AF)
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
QTP with a gif of your first gaming console
(Because I’m also old AF)
(Because I’m also old AF)
You may think you're being complimentary by pointing out some point of my anatomy and obsessing over it, but its creepy and not at all endearing, and makes me want to block you and forget that you exist. Just saying. 😒
February 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
You may think you're being complimentary by pointing out some point of my anatomy and obsessing over it, but its creepy and not at all endearing, and makes me want to block you and forget that you exist. Just saying. 😒
If you’re a #exhibitionist, quote post with a full-frontal nude
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If you’re a #exhibitionist, quote post with a full-frontal nude
Be proud of what you've got, guys! Remember, *all* cocks are fat on Fat Cock Friday! Let's see what you're working with! 😈 🍆 #FCF #fatcockfriday
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Be proud of what you've got, guys! Remember, *all* cocks are fat on Fat Cock Friday! Let's see what you're working with! 😈 🍆 #FCF #fatcockfriday
It's the perfect conjoint of Fat Cock Friday and National Working Naked Day, so why not celebrate it properly! 😈 🍆 #FCF #fatcockfriday #nakedatwork #nakedathome #nudenerd
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 AM
It's the perfect conjoint of Fat Cock Friday and National Working Naked Day, so why not celebrate it properly! 😈 🍆 #FCF #fatcockfriday #nakedatwork #nakedathome #nudenerd
The local news is running an expose on "sextortion" all week and the mental image that plays in my head is a guy who seriously twists his balls during some vigorous sex! (sex torsion) Homophones are always hilarious! 😂
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The local news is running an expose on "sextortion" all week and the mental image that plays in my head is a guy who seriously twists his balls during some vigorous sex! (sex torsion) Homophones are always hilarious! 😂