Neutrophile 🇵🇸
@neutrophile.bsky.social
Your favourite phagocyte
Now streaming on twitch.tv/neutrophiletv !
Follows are not Endorsements
I support 🇵🇸
Now streaming on twitch.tv/neutrophiletv !
Follows are not Endorsements
I support 🇵🇸
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An old fanart for the Vtuber: Valoruu on twitter and twitch!!
#fanart | #illustration | #art | #digitalart
#fanart | #illustration | #art | #digitalart
May 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
An old fanart for the Vtuber: Valoruu on twitter and twitch!!
#fanart | #illustration | #art | #digitalart
#fanart | #illustration | #art | #digitalart
Hi guys @valoruu.bsky.social is hacked on discord ("valoruu" on discord) so please click no links and download no files from him. Thank you (reposts appreciated)
August 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Hi guys @valoruu.bsky.social is hacked on discord ("valoruu" on discord) so please click no links and download no files from him. Thank you (reposts appreciated)
Shoutout to @valoruu.bsky.social for CARRYING when me, @starlightsolari.bsky.social and @oenobloomer.bsky.social got murked in repo
April 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Shoutout to @valoruu.bsky.social for CARRYING when me, @starlightsolari.bsky.social and @oenobloomer.bsky.social got murked in repo
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our retired street fighter discovering pillows
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
our retired street fighter discovering pillows
I sometimes think about this totally deranged interaction on Twitter I had once upon a time.
March 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I sometimes think about this totally deranged interaction on Twitter I had once upon a time.
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Absolutely obsessed with this late 19th century illustration of the Orion Nebula by Otto Boeddicker.
March 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Absolutely obsessed with this late 19th century illustration of the Orion Nebula by Otto Boeddicker.
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SCHEDULE TIME🪻✨
March 24-29
WE’VE REACHES 250 FOLLOWERS! WE GET TO PLAY CULT OF THE LAMB!
March 24-29
WE’VE REACHES 250 FOLLOWERS! WE GET TO PLAY CULT OF THE LAMB!
March 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
SCHEDULE TIME🪻✨
March 24-29
WE’VE REACHES 250 FOLLOWERS! WE GET TO PLAY CULT OF THE LAMB!
March 24-29
WE’VE REACHES 250 FOLLOWERS! WE GET TO PLAY CULT OF THE LAMB!
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
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✨AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY✨
I'M INVITING YOU ALL TO MY AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY YAAAY
💜 I WILL BE STREAMING FOR 8 WHOLE HOURS!🤍
IT WILL BE ON MARCH 6TH AT 1pm GMT -4
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!
🎨:sweetflavors9
I'M INVITING YOU ALL TO MY AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY YAAAY
💜 I WILL BE STREAMING FOR 8 WHOLE HOURS!🤍
IT WILL BE ON MARCH 6TH AT 1pm GMT -4
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!
🎨:sweetflavors9
February 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
✨AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY✨
I'M INVITING YOU ALL TO MY AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY YAAAY
💜 I WILL BE STREAMING FOR 8 WHOLE HOURS!🤍
IT WILL BE ON MARCH 6TH AT 1pm GMT -4
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!
🎨:sweetflavors9
I'M INVITING YOU ALL TO MY AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY YAAAY
💜 I WILL BE STREAMING FOR 8 WHOLE HOURS!🤍
IT WILL BE ON MARCH 6TH AT 1pm GMT -4
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!
🎨:sweetflavors9
Broke: Canada should be the 52nd state of the USA
Woke: USA should become the 11th province of Canada!
Woke: USA should become the 11th province of Canada!
February 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Broke: Canada should be the 52nd state of the USA
Woke: USA should become the 11th province of Canada!
Woke: USA should become the 11th province of Canada!
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
Hello 2025! I'm glad to see you! Are you ready to see me? 👀👀👀👀
February 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Hello 2025! I'm glad to see you! Are you ready to see me? 👀👀👀👀
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The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
February 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
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I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
February 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
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Take back your attention.
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Take back your attention.
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
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Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.
January 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.
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Language is funny
January 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Language is funny
So glad it's 2022, this is gonna be a good year for me :-)
January 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So glad it's 2022, this is gonna be a good year for me :-)