Nervous Nacho
@nervousnacho.bsky.social
Creeper. Biochemist🧪. NSFW. ASU Sundevil. Recovering Taco Bell Aficionado. ShihTzu Wrangler. PC Gamer. Former Hot Stepmom. Libertarian. Punk. Metal. Rap. Sonoran Desert, Arizona🌵
Buy me a drink before sliding in my DMs 😎https://venmo.com/u/nervousnacho
Buy me a drink before sliding in my DMs 😎https://venmo.com/u/nervousnacho
It's my birthday! 🥳🥳🥳
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's my birthday! 🥳🥳🥳
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Please just hire me and put me in charge of #Hearthstone. I'll take good care of it!
September 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Please just hire me and put me in charge of #Hearthstone. I'll take good care of it!
Hey, you Wonderful Weirdos! I miss you all! Life has been chaotic here in the desert, but I persist💪💪
August 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hey, you Wonderful Weirdos! I miss you all! Life has been chaotic here in the desert, but I persist💪💪
Happy 420 You Gorgeous Weirdos🥰🥰
April 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Happy 420 You Gorgeous Weirdos🥰🥰
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me in the national security group chat
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stolen: "just had some oatmeal in oat milk. there's gotta be something in leviticus prohibiting this."
March 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
stolen: "just had some oatmeal in oat milk. there's gotta be something in leviticus prohibiting this."
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“Living room tiger”
Happy Caturday 😎
Happy Caturday 😎
March 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Living room tiger”
Happy Caturday 😎
Happy Caturday 😎
Three 12 hour days inc. Not repeating last weeks mistake of living off pb&j & chips. I'm ready-ish this week😅🤷♀️
March 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Three 12 hour days inc. Not repeating last weeks mistake of living off pb&j & chips. I'm ready-ish this week😅🤷♀️
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
March 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
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Boob signage content 😎
March 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Boob signage content 😎
Kelly's face says it all🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
March 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Kelly's face says it all🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I am dying
March 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I am dying
Nirvana's Drain Me is one of the best guitar riffs EVER🫠
March 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Nirvana's Drain Me is one of the best guitar riffs EVER🫠
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
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taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit
March 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit
How has it taken me over an hour to finish a twenty minute video?🤔
🌈ADHD🌈
🌈ADHD🌈
March 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How has it taken me over an hour to finish a twenty minute video?🤔
🌈ADHD🌈
🌈ADHD🌈
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I've decided that when people do anything I dislike, I'll just tell everyone it's illegal.
Chewing with your mouth open? Jail
Cutting in front of me in line? Straight to jail
Eating almost all of a thing and then leaving the mostly empty package in the pantry? Believe it or not, Jail.
Chewing with your mouth open? Jail
Cutting in front of me in line? Straight to jail
Eating almost all of a thing and then leaving the mostly empty package in the pantry? Believe it or not, Jail.
March 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I've decided that when people do anything I dislike, I'll just tell everyone it's illegal.
Chewing with your mouth open? Jail
Cutting in front of me in line? Straight to jail
Eating almost all of a thing and then leaving the mostly empty package in the pantry? Believe it or not, Jail.
Chewing with your mouth open? Jail
Cutting in front of me in line? Straight to jail
Eating almost all of a thing and then leaving the mostly empty package in the pantry? Believe it or not, Jail.
Soooo ummm has anyone just like....noticed a lifelong mole disappear!?🤔🤯
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
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March 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Soooo ummm has anyone just like....noticed a lifelong mole disappear!?🤔🤯
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
March 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
Hmmmm I had a dream where I was jamming out integrals and derivatives like a machine.🤔🤔
March 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hmmmm I had a dream where I was jamming out integrals and derivatives like a machine.🤔🤔
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Spring ahead fall into uncertainty
March 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Spring ahead fall into uncertainty
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