NerdyLexicon
@nerdylexicon.bsky.social
Trans nerd lawyer, she/her. M:tG fan, comics nerd, evil leftist
Next time centrists try courting single-issue Republican voters, tell them to fuck off.
Yeah, there are true believers, but the vast majority just wanted something to be "right" about so they could look down on the left.
In truth, it was always "The only moral gun ownership is MY gun ownership."
Yeah, there are true believers, but the vast majority just wanted something to be "right" about so they could look down on the left.
In truth, it was always "The only moral gun ownership is MY gun ownership."
Donald Trump has appeared to undermine Second Amendment rights in statements about Alex Pretti’s killing. Many in the firearms community are going along with it. www.wired.com/story/right-...
Right-Wing Gun Enthusiasts and Extremists Are Working Overtime to Justify Alex Pretti’s Killing
Donald Trump has appeared to undermine Second Amendment rights in statements about Alex Pretti’s killing. Many in the firearms community are going along with it.
www.wired.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Next time centrists try courting single-issue Republican voters, tell them to fuck off.
Yeah, there are true believers, but the vast majority just wanted something to be "right" about so they could look down on the left.
In truth, it was always "The only moral gun ownership is MY gun ownership."
Yeah, there are true believers, but the vast majority just wanted something to be "right" about so they could look down on the left.
In truth, it was always "The only moral gun ownership is MY gun ownership."
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Now this is a movie review www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
![The UK's Independent gives the film one star out of five, saying: "[The] First Lady is a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda ... Hitting cinemas as the streets of America remain filled with the angry and grieving - with the country on the verge of an irreparable schism - the vulgar, gilded lifestyle of the Trumps makes them look like Marie Antoinette skulking in her cake-filled chateau, or Hermann Göring's staring up at his looted Monet."
The publication continued: "The "film" is part propaganda, sure, and part sop to Big Tech companies who require constant regulatory approval for financial manoeuvrings. Even then, it is bad. It will exist as a striking artefact - like The Birth of a Nation or Triumph of the Will - of a time when Americans willingly subordinated themselves to a political and economic oligopoly."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tu4d43ehkpc6mg2tlsyepptn/bafkreihekdzwo5ahnlli7chkshunctsvxkrm6npngzw7ehvjmb6mzomyeu@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Now this is a movie review www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
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"Careful getting a corgi," they said. "They're very smart and extremely high energy! This one is an escape artist!" We literally had to fight with shelter personnel to be allowed to adopt her.
Fast forward to today, where our furry moron fell asleep under our recliner and got stuck.
Fast forward to today, where our furry moron fell asleep under our recliner and got stuck.
January 27, 2026 at 11:19 PM
"Careful getting a corgi," they said. "They're very smart and extremely high energy! This one is an escape artist!" We literally had to fight with shelter personnel to be allowed to adopt her.
Fast forward to today, where our furry moron fell asleep under our recliner and got stuck.
Fast forward to today, where our furry moron fell asleep under our recliner and got stuck.
"What proof do you have that these are paid agitators?"
It should be the only question asked whenever this lie is brought out, followed by throwing them the fuck out of the studio when they inevitably have none.
It should be the only question asked whenever this lie is brought out, followed by throwing them the fuck out of the studio when they inevitably have none.
Bessent: "It's a tragedy when anyone dies, but the situation on the ground there is being stirred up by Gov. Walz. I was out there 2 weeks ago. Gov. Walz declined to provide a security detail for me to go into the Minnesota Capitol. So he's fomenting chaos ... there are a lot of paid agitators"
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"What proof do you have that these are paid agitators?"
It should be the only question asked whenever this lie is brought out, followed by throwing them the fuck out of the studio when they inevitably have none.
It should be the only question asked whenever this lie is brought out, followed by throwing them the fuck out of the studio when they inevitably have none.
Government employees maliciously publishing falsified photos should be subject to criminal penalty.
It is corrosive speech that the people have no remedy for. It's already been adjudicated as a valid civil penalty.
It is corrosive speech that the people have no remedy for. It's already been adjudicated as a valid civil penalty.
TUR: This is the White House putting out AI images that are not memes, they are just manipulated without saying they're manipulated. How do you trust a White House when they're not being truthful like this?
MIKE LAWLER: I have not seen that image. But we've seen on both sides ...
MIKE LAWLER: I have not seen that image. But we've seen on both sides ...
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Government employees maliciously publishing falsified photos should be subject to criminal penalty.
It is corrosive speech that the people have no remedy for. It's already been adjudicated as a valid civil penalty.
It is corrosive speech that the people have no remedy for. It's already been adjudicated as a valid civil penalty.
The rest of us, not so fuckin' much.
Mike Johnson: "I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy exactly one year before Roe. A lot of people tried to convince my very young parents that they should just take care of that problem. But I am eternally grateful that they allowed me the chance at life."
January 23, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The rest of us, not so fuckin' much.
Tesla board: "How can we start recovering from our falling sales and global lack of trust?"
Elon: "Guys, GUYS. Hear me out... MechaHitlers. We start selling MechaHitlers. No, we start selling spots for the WAITLIST to buy MechaHitlers!"
Elon: "Guys, GUYS. Hear me out... MechaHitlers. We start selling MechaHitlers. No, we start selling spots for the WAITLIST to buy MechaHitlers!"
Tesla will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
Tesla to Sell Optimus Robots to Public Next Year, Musk Says
Tesla Inc. will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
bloom.bg
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Tesla board: "How can we start recovering from our falling sales and global lack of trust?"
Elon: "Guys, GUYS. Hear me out... MechaHitlers. We start selling MechaHitlers. No, we start selling spots for the WAITLIST to buy MechaHitlers!"
Elon: "Guys, GUYS. Hear me out... MechaHitlers. We start selling MechaHitlers. No, we start selling spots for the WAITLIST to buy MechaHitlers!"
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Other states: We have the waffle house index to tell us how bad a storm may be or is.
Texas: We have Ted Cruz...
Texas: We have Ted Cruz...
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Other states: We have the waffle house index to tell us how bad a storm may be or is.
Texas: We have Ted Cruz...
Texas: We have Ted Cruz...
Trump continues to be a deeply stupid motherfucker.
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Trump continues to be a deeply stupid motherfucker.
My bestie has spent the last part of an hour coming up with "precarious" sig lines for my work emails. Highlights include:
-Pay a bitch,
-Sent from my LG Smart Fridge,
-Am/Fm radio,
-BigBustyAsians.com,
-Pierced nipples for hire,
-Umbrella Corporation tech,
-Jet Puft Stuffed,
-HR Hoe,
-Pay a bitch,
-Sent from my LG Smart Fridge,
-Am/Fm radio,
-BigBustyAsians.com,
-Pierced nipples for hire,
-Umbrella Corporation tech,
-Jet Puft Stuffed,
-HR Hoe,
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My bestie has spent the last part of an hour coming up with "precarious" sig lines for my work emails. Highlights include:
-Pay a bitch,
-Sent from my LG Smart Fridge,
-Am/Fm radio,
-BigBustyAsians.com,
-Pierced nipples for hire,
-Umbrella Corporation tech,
-Jet Puft Stuffed,
-HR Hoe,
-Pay a bitch,
-Sent from my LG Smart Fridge,
-Am/Fm radio,
-BigBustyAsians.com,
-Pierced nipples for hire,
-Umbrella Corporation tech,
-Jet Puft Stuffed,
-HR Hoe,
Fun fact: Prosecutorial immunity (a bullshit privilege made up by SCOTUS) does not apply to criminal charges. Feds can try to hide behind the Supremacy Clause, but that doesn't work w/ egregiously improper acts.
We could see a REALLY funny state's rights argument if Dhillion tries this shit...
We could see a REALLY funny state's rights argument if Dhillion tries this shit...
Harmett Dhillion threatens Don Lemon: "Imagine you have a bank robbery that's being planned by a number of criminals ... and then a podcaster says, 'Let me embed myself in here and come along for the ride and livestream the crime.' That would not be protected by the 1st Amendment."
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Fun fact: Prosecutorial immunity (a bullshit privilege made up by SCOTUS) does not apply to criminal charges. Feds can try to hide behind the Supremacy Clause, but that doesn't work w/ egregiously improper acts.
We could see a REALLY funny state's rights argument if Dhillion tries this shit...
We could see a REALLY funny state's rights argument if Dhillion tries this shit...
Folks - DON'T BE SOCIAL WITH COPS.
Dont let them into your home to talk. They can charge you with anything they see.
Don't talk to them at all, but ABSOLUTELY STOP after invoking your right to counsel. Continuing to talk gives the cops an opening to claim you WAIVED that right.
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Dont let them into your home to talk. They can charge you with anything they see.
Don't talk to them at all, but ABSOLUTELY STOP after invoking your right to counsel. Continuing to talk gives the cops an opening to claim you WAIVED that right.
1/
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Folks - DON'T BE SOCIAL WITH COPS.
Dont let them into your home to talk. They can charge you with anything they see.
Don't talk to them at all, but ABSOLUTELY STOP after invoking your right to counsel. Continuing to talk gives the cops an opening to claim you WAIVED that right.
1/
Dont let them into your home to talk. They can charge you with anything they see.
Don't talk to them at all, but ABSOLUTELY STOP after invoking your right to counsel. Continuing to talk gives the cops an opening to claim you WAIVED that right.
1/
Honestly, the fact that he has a Substack called "Hopium Chronicles" would be enough for me to never give money to any entity he suggested, ever.
It's honestly impressive how brazenly he's advertising that he's peddling fantastical feel-good bullshit. Was "The Faker's Bullshit Resistance" taken?
It's honestly impressive how brazenly he's advertising that he's peddling fantastical feel-good bullshit. Was "The Faker's Bullshit Resistance" taken?
January 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Honestly, the fact that he has a Substack called "Hopium Chronicles" would be enough for me to never give money to any entity he suggested, ever.
It's honestly impressive how brazenly he's advertising that he's peddling fantastical feel-good bullshit. Was "The Faker's Bullshit Resistance" taken?
It's honestly impressive how brazenly he's advertising that he's peddling fantastical feel-good bullshit. Was "The Faker's Bullshit Resistance" taken?
Someone please explain the value in giving a national platform to a person you know will openly, brazenly, and persistently lie.
This isn't "holding them accountable", or "presenting both sides", or any other rationalization.
It's enabling and spreading propaganda, nothing else.
This isn't "holding them accountable", or "presenting both sides", or any other rationalization.
It's enabling and spreading propaganda, nothing else.
BRENNAN: What percentage of those you have in custody have committed crimes?
NOEM: 70% of them
B: It's not 70%
N: Yes it is. You guys pick and choose numbers
B: Your agency says 47% have criminal convictions
N: Wrong again. We'll get you the correct numbers
B: Well, that's from your agency
NOEM: 70% of them
B: It's not 70%
N: Yes it is. You guys pick and choose numbers
B: Your agency says 47% have criminal convictions
N: Wrong again. We'll get you the correct numbers
B: Well, that's from your agency
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Someone please explain the value in giving a national platform to a person you know will openly, brazenly, and persistently lie.
This isn't "holding them accountable", or "presenting both sides", or any other rationalization.
It's enabling and spreading propaganda, nothing else.
This isn't "holding them accountable", or "presenting both sides", or any other rationalization.
It's enabling and spreading propaganda, nothing else.
Literally the first hit on Google disprove this.
The problem with lying about an economy is that people still have to pay for groceries, medicine, rent, and gas. No amount of lying fixes the desperation of looking at your banking app and wondering if you can afford to eat two meals a day this week.
The problem with lying about an economy is that people still have to pay for groceries, medicine, rent, and gas. No amount of lying fixes the desperation of looking at your banking app and wondering if you can afford to eat two meals a day this week.
Trump serenades the Stanley Cup champion Florida Panthers: "We are now drilling more oil than any time, any country ever in history. And oil prices in many states are down to $1.99 a gallon. That's like a major tax cut."
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Literally the first hit on Google disprove this.
The problem with lying about an economy is that people still have to pay for groceries, medicine, rent, and gas. No amount of lying fixes the desperation of looking at your banking app and wondering if you can afford to eat two meals a day this week.
The problem with lying about an economy is that people still have to pay for groceries, medicine, rent, and gas. No amount of lying fixes the desperation of looking at your banking app and wondering if you can afford to eat two meals a day this week.
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After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
So MS NOW & Chuck think it's a great idea for a Jewish Democrat to travel to Minneapolis with a small group of armed men with no authority to confront the paramilitary death squads.
They're gonna shoot him in the head before he gets off the tarmac, and canonize the ICE agent that does it.
They're gonna shoot him in the head before he gets off the tarmac, and canonize the ICE agent that does it.
MS NOW: Why haven't you gotten a dozen Dem senators & NYC cops, flown to Minneapolis & said to the guys wearing masks 'We've brought people who know how to operate'
SCHUMER: You're right. We need police officers to tell ICE, 'You don't know what the hell you're doing. You need real police training'
SCHUMER: You're right. We need police officers to tell ICE, 'You don't know what the hell you're doing. You need real police training'
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
So MS NOW & Chuck think it's a great idea for a Jewish Democrat to travel to Minneapolis with a small group of armed men with no authority to confront the paramilitary death squads.
They're gonna shoot him in the head before he gets off the tarmac, and canonize the ICE agent that does it.
They're gonna shoot him in the head before he gets off the tarmac, and canonize the ICE agent that does it.
"Objectively reasonable" is going to be immediately thrown out the window. I give it less than a month before ICE starts breaking down doors of dissenters after calling in fake hostage claims to anonymous tip lines. We're gonna see recordings of them openly calling on the front steps of houses.
The Supreme Court's second opinion (also not tariffs) is Case v. Montana, which unanimously holds that police officers may enter a home without a warrant if they have an “objectively reasonable basis for believing” that someone inside needs emergency assistance. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
"Objectively reasonable" is going to be immediately thrown out the window. I give it less than a month before ICE starts breaking down doors of dissenters after calling in fake hostage claims to anonymous tip lines. We're gonna see recordings of them openly calling on the front steps of houses.
I wouldn't care if he had lost a limb. He pulled a Rittenhouse - deliberately putting himself in a dangerous position to justify murder as "self-defense".
He wanted to murder someone and get away with it.
He wanted to murder someone and get away with it.
January 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I wouldn't care if he had lost a limb. He pulled a Rittenhouse - deliberately putting himself in a dangerous position to justify murder as "self-defense".
He wanted to murder someone and get away with it.
He wanted to murder someone and get away with it.
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“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Charlotte_Stant - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
ICE: "We killed a dangerous terrorist trying to murder an agent"
Reality: ICE murdered a PTA mom for disrespecting and trying to drive away from them.
Reality: ICE murdered a PTA mom for disrespecting and trying to drive away from them.
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
ICE: "We killed a dangerous terrorist trying to murder an agent"
Reality: ICE murdered a PTA mom for disrespecting and trying to drive away from them.
Reality: ICE murdered a PTA mom for disrespecting and trying to drive away from them.
Tim Kaine is a craven weasel that has repeatedly voted for Trump judges, budgets, and to kill the shutdown. In the finest tradition of fucking useless old guard Dems, he's chasing bipartisanship to cover his ass while Republicans are already planning where to dig the mass graves for their invasion.
Kaine: "I can tell you this -- we will force a vote in the Senate about no US military action in Greenland or Denmark if we need to. We will get overwhelmingly bipartisan support that this president is foolish to even suggest this."
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Tim Kaine is a craven weasel that has repeatedly voted for Trump judges, budgets, and to kill the shutdown. In the finest tradition of fucking useless old guard Dems, he's chasing bipartisanship to cover his ass while Republicans are already planning where to dig the mass graves for their invasion.
So... What are you going to DO about it?
Me, I'd get an emergency order from a federal judge demanding entrance - and have them deputize groups to arrest ICE agents for contempt on the spot if they refuse.
If you don't MAKE them care about breaking the law, it has no power. Only the guns will.
Me, I'd get an emergency order from a federal judge demanding entrance - and have them deputize groups to arrest ICE agents for contempt on the spot if they refuse.
If you don't MAKE them care about breaking the law, it has no power. Only the guns will.
Rep. Angie Craig: "We were told because this facility is being funding by the 'Big Beautiful Bill,' not the congressional appropriations act, that we would not be allowed to enter the facility. That's complete nonsense ... I informed them they were violating the law. They said they didn't care."
January 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
So... What are you going to DO about it?
Me, I'd get an emergency order from a federal judge demanding entrance - and have them deputize groups to arrest ICE agents for contempt on the spot if they refuse.
If you don't MAKE them care about breaking the law, it has no power. Only the guns will.
Me, I'd get an emergency order from a federal judge demanding entrance - and have them deputize groups to arrest ICE agents for contempt on the spot if they refuse.
If you don't MAKE them care about breaking the law, it has no power. Only the guns will.