NerdyKris
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Now I'm imagining Trump doing that supervillain "KNEEL BEFORE ME" thing where everyone is forced down onto their knees by energy or whatever but instead nothing happens and he's just red faced screaming at a confused crowd.
This is right. The White House keeps looking for the “Kneel Before Zod” button — and seems completely shut off to evidence that there isn’t one.
the practical effect of arresting lemon et al is to spark widespread condemnation, especially since these arrests will certainly be thrown out. this doesn't mean the action isn't a dangerous escalation, it does mean the white house doesn't know what to do but spam its only attack
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Now I'm imagining Trump doing that supervillain "KNEEL BEFORE ME" thing where everyone is forced down onto their knees by energy or whatever but instead nothing happens and he's just red faced screaming at a confused crowd.
Sunday spinach and feta omelette with chili potato hash.
January 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Sunday spinach and feta omelette with chili potato hash.
This is what the pitch for building the Crucible in Mass Effect 3 sounds like.
“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 PM
This is what the pitch for building the Crucible in Mass Effect 3 sounds like.
Making gyoza. Maybe this is the year I have someone to share it with again.
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Making gyoza. Maybe this is the year I have someone to share it with again.
I love that Usagi would look at a USA shirt and go "That's my name!".
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I love that Usagi would look at a USA shirt and go "That's my name!".
Okay this beats the movie where all the dialogue was being recorded on one lapel mic that was on a random person in each scene. I thought it was an artistic choice since the main character had Downs Syndrome, but then other characters would have the mic and the main character would be muffled.
holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Okay this beats the movie where all the dialogue was being recorded on one lapel mic that was on a random person in each scene. I thought it was an artistic choice since the main character had Downs Syndrome, but then other characters would have the mic and the main character would be muffled.
I'm replaying Mass Effect and every other person is like "the Reaper tech surely won't indoctrinate me! Oh hey by the way have you considered they might not want to reap us?"
I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I'm replaying Mass Effect and every other person is like "the Reaper tech surely won't indoctrinate me! Oh hey by the way have you considered they might not want to reap us?"
Everything sucks today but did you know they released an Avengers Doomsday trailer with James Marsden in a 90's comic accurate Cyclops costume?
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Everything sucks today but did you know they released an Avengers Doomsday trailer with James Marsden in a 90's comic accurate Cyclops costume?
I'm already getting follow up calls to my direct line from people making sure they called the correct help desk number because for seven years it just rang my phone.
The call center can finally pick up help desk calls so now I'm in that uncomfortable position of having to refer everyone to the slower less experienced analysts so they can learn.
Yes, I could fix this in 30 seconds, but the call center needs hands on experience so they can get there as well.
Yes, I could fix this in 30 seconds, but the call center needs hands on experience so they can get there as well.
December 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm already getting follow up calls to my direct line from people making sure they called the correct help desk number because for seven years it just rang my phone.
The call center can finally pick up help desk calls so now I'm in that uncomfortable position of having to refer everyone to the slower less experienced analysts so they can learn.
Yes, I could fix this in 30 seconds, but the call center needs hands on experience so they can get there as well.
Yes, I could fix this in 30 seconds, but the call center needs hands on experience so they can get there as well.
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The call center can finally pick up help desk calls so now I'm in that uncomfortable position of having to refer everyone to the slower less experienced analysts so they can learn.
Yes, I could fix this in 30 seconds, but the call center needs hands on experience so they can get there as well.
Yes, I could fix this in 30 seconds, but the call center needs hands on experience so they can get there as well.
I have a lot of thoughts replaying Mass Effect for the first time since 3 came out, but a big one is what the fuck was up with Cerberus? There's "we moved fast and broke a few things" and then there's Cerberus where as far as I can tell, the Normandy SR-2 was their only non war crime division.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have a lot of thoughts replaying Mass Effect for the first time since 3 came out, but a big one is what the fuck was up with Cerberus? There's "we moved fast and broke a few things" and then there's Cerberus where as far as I can tell, the Normandy SR-2 was their only non war crime division.
The current Republican platform is apparently just belting out "IF I COULD TURN BACK T~IME!"
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The current Republican platform is apparently just belting out "IF I COULD TURN BACK T~IME!"
On the one hand it's more work, on the other hand it's nice to be so well known across all the companies that people come straight to me instead of their in house IT support desk.
a man with a lightning bolt on his shirt is sitting at a table and says " i 'm wildly popular "
Alt: David from Schitt's Creek saying "I'm wildly popular, some might even venture to call me beloved"
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December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
On the one hand it's more work, on the other hand it's nice to be so well known across all the companies that people come straight to me instead of their in house IT support desk.
People really need to learn the difference between "Nobody is talking about this" and "my Blusky feed isn't talking about it".
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
People really need to learn the difference between "Nobody is talking about this" and "my Blusky feed isn't talking about it".
Look at these assholes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Look at these assholes.
Hanging onto this for tomorrow.
It’s soup weather! Do you want an easy tasty soup recipe? Of course you do. Here’s one.
1 lb Italian sausage
1 can pumpkin puree
1 tbsp curry powder
1 or 2 cans coconut milk
Chicken stock, amount depends on the coconut milk
1 head cauliflower or a bag of florets
Maybe chickpeas? Up to you
1 lb Italian sausage
1 can pumpkin puree
1 tbsp curry powder
1 or 2 cans coconut milk
Chicken stock, amount depends on the coconut milk
1 head cauliflower or a bag of florets
Maybe chickpeas? Up to you
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hanging onto this for tomorrow.
This actually explains the Morbius re-release fiasco. A bunch of suits who don't engage with media mistook surface level references for a love of the film. He's not sharing something about the films he enjoyed, just acknowledging they exist.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This actually explains the Morbius re-release fiasco. A bunch of suits who don't engage with media mistook surface level references for a love of the film. He's not sharing something about the films he enjoyed, just acknowledging they exist.