Neil Riach
@neilriach.bsky.social
Northerner living in Birmingham. My posts either interest me or its my humour. All other thoughts are mainly my own
Started with the sniffles yesterday. Its turned into full on cold today. I may not be moving very far from the sofa today 🙃
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November 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Started with the sniffles yesterday. Its turned into full on cold today. I may not be moving very far from the sofa today 🙃
Impressive chandeliers in The Tower Ballroom at Blackpool ##StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Impressive chandeliers in The Tower Ballroom at Blackpool ##StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly
Such a shame La Voix has had to withdraw from #StrictlyComeDancing
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Such a shame La Voix has had to withdraw from #StrictlyComeDancing
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Paddington looks like someone just said "didn't you kill their grandma?"
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Paddington looks like someone just said "didn't you kill their grandma?"
Nikita on Saturday night & then putting on a jacket on Sunday when he realises he's going to Blackpool next week & its a bit nippy up there in November #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Nikita on Saturday night & then putting on a jacket on Sunday when he realises he's going to Blackpool next week & its a bit nippy up there in November #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
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When everything seems a bit rubbish along comes Robyn with a new single to cheer us up #Dopamine youtube.com/shorts/ehkmx...
Dopamine. Tomorrow. 6:30pm GMT.
YouTube video by Robyn
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November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
When everything seems a bit rubbish along comes Robyn with a new single to cheer us up #Dopamine youtube.com/shorts/ehkmx...
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the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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Just when you thought it was safe after Halloween and bonfire night they've started slipping Christmas songs onto the works radio. Its only gets worse from here 🙄
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November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just when you thought it was safe after Halloween and bonfire night they've started slipping Christmas songs onto the works radio. Its only gets worse from here 🙄
Whilst out having a meal with friends last night 2 Irish men & a Scotsman in the pub actually thought I was Moby the American musician, songwriter, record producer & disc jockey. Just to clarify Moby's the one on the right.
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Whilst out having a meal with friends last night 2 Irish men & a Scotsman in the pub actually thought I was Moby the American musician, songwriter, record producer & disc jockey. Just to clarify Moby's the one on the right.
We're currently on the 4th weekend of fireworks.
1st was Fireworks go on sale Weekend
2nd & 3rd pre & post Dwahili Firework Weekends
4th Halloween & Pre bonfire night fireworks
Next week will hopefully be the last one post bonfire night.
I like fireworks but enough already
1st was Fireworks go on sale Weekend
2nd & 3rd pre & post Dwahili Firework Weekends
4th Halloween & Pre bonfire night fireworks
Next week will hopefully be the last one post bonfire night.
I like fireworks but enough already
fireworks are displayed in the night sky with a person in the foreground and a watermark that says @justa4fun
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November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We're currently on the 4th weekend of fireworks.
1st was Fireworks go on sale Weekend
2nd & 3rd pre & post Dwahili Firework Weekends
4th Halloween & Pre bonfire night fireworks
Next week will hopefully be the last one post bonfire night.
I like fireworks but enough already
1st was Fireworks go on sale Weekend
2nd & 3rd pre & post Dwahili Firework Weekends
4th Halloween & Pre bonfire night fireworks
Next week will hopefully be the last one post bonfire night.
I like fireworks but enough already
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Either the make ups brilliant or there was a leak at the power plant when Lewis Cope visited Hartlepool this week 😬 #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Either the make ups brilliant or there was a leak at the power plant when Lewis Cope visited Hartlepool this week 😬 #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
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Only 29 asylum appeals have been made to the ECHR in the last 45 years you dimwit. For that non-existent benefit you would sacrifice the right to life, liberty, fair trial, freedom of expression, thought, religion, protection from torture, slavery, etc.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Only 29 asylum appeals have been made to the ECHR in the last 45 years you dimwit. For that non-existent benefit you would sacrifice the right to life, liberty, fair trial, freedom of expression, thought, religion, protection from torture, slavery, etc.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
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Soft Cell were pretty much my favourite group in the early 80s. Great synth pop songs bit subversive and a slightly sleazy. Loved all their albums but this was my favourite 🦩👋 #RipDaveBall #SoftCell
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Soft Cell were pretty much my favourite group in the early 80s. Great synth pop songs bit subversive and a slightly sleazy. Loved all their albums but this was my favourite 🦩👋 #RipDaveBall #SoftCell
"Psst Charlie,how longs the Pope going to be. I could do with getting to the buffet I'm gagging for a ciggie & a gin"
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Psst Charlie,how longs the Pope going to be. I could do with getting to the buffet I'm gagging for a ciggie & a gin"
There's only one man who can possibly find the jewel thieves 😬
October 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
There's only one man who can possibly find the jewel thieves 😬
Just started watching this, and it's rather good
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Just started watching this, and it's rather good
Well, hopefully, that's the last time I need to cut the grass this year 😅
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October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Well, hopefully, that's the last time I need to cut the grass this year 😅
Today has mainly been washing. I have no idea how 2 people have so much washing after 10 days away on holiday 😐
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October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Today has mainly been washing. I have no idea how 2 people have so much washing after 10 days away on holiday 😐
That last day thing when the packings nearly done, and you're not doing much till the transfer gets here
October 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
That last day thing when the packings nearly done, and you're not doing much till the transfer gets here
Get us. The Yumbo Centre during the daytime and not drinking alcohol. Although I'm sure that'll be rectified later.
October 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Get us. The Yumbo Centre during the daytime and not drinking alcohol. Although I'm sure that'll be rectified later.