negativsteve
@negativsteve.bsky.social
Keeper of critters, maker of jokes, occasional wearer of pants
October 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@randbot.bsky.social Thought you'd get a kick out of this
September 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@randbot.bsky.social Thought you'd get a kick out of this
September 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I hope the upcoming Fantastic Four does well enough to justify a sequel, because I need to see a Danny DeVito Mole Man
July 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I hope the upcoming Fantastic Four does well enough to justify a sequel, because I need to see a Danny DeVito Mole Man
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This morning's haul. I missed a couple of items on my list, but I don't think I can blame the Swifties for buying all of the Dictators albums #rsd2025 #recordstoreday
April 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This morning's haul. I missed a couple of items on my list, but I don't think I can blame the Swifties for buying all of the Dictators albums #rsd2025 #recordstoreday
@randbot.bsky.social You're more prescient than the Simpsons!
March 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@randbot.bsky.social You're more prescient than the Simpsons!
I understand what Pete Hegseth is going through; one time, I accidentally sent my top secret plans for the War on Christmas to Santa Claus
March 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I understand what Pete Hegseth is going through; one time, I accidentally sent my top secret plans for the War on Christmas to Santa Claus
I am not hoo-man. I am Ro-Man!
Tied for first place in the category of Obscure Movies costumes with this character from the classic 1953 film Robot Monster
Tied for first place in the category of Obscure Movies costumes with this character from the classic 1953 film Robot Monster
March 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I am not hoo-man. I am Ro-Man!
Tied for first place in the category of Obscure Movies costumes with this character from the classic 1953 film Robot Monster
Tied for first place in the category of Obscure Movies costumes with this character from the classic 1953 film Robot Monster
I never knew that windows could be so expensive. The things you look through, not the ones that crash your PC
February 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I never knew that windows could be so expensive. The things you look through, not the ones that crash your PC
I have come down with a bad case of Ballatro. I might not be able to come into work this week, depending on the cards I get dealt
February 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I have come down with a bad case of Ballatro. I might not be able to come into work this week, depending on the cards I get dealt
What is the band that you like the most that is named after something you dislike? For example, The Police. For context, this came to me while I was listening to Traffic stuck in traffic
February 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What is the band that you like the most that is named after something you dislike? For example, The Police. For context, this came to me while I was listening to Traffic stuck in traffic
One of my biggest pet peeves is when I ask a coworker a Yes or No question, and they reply with a TED talk, or want to schedule a meeting. My brother in Capitalism, this only requires one syllable, why are you making it so hard?
February 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One of my biggest pet peeves is when I ask a coworker a Yes or No question, and they reply with a TED talk, or want to schedule a meeting. My brother in Capitalism, this only requires one syllable, why are you making it so hard?
February 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is "An apple a day keeps the doctors away" legally binding? If I can prove that I met the criteria, can I sue any doctor that gets within 50 feet?
February 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is "An apple a day keeps the doctors away" legally binding? If I can prove that I met the criteria, can I sue any doctor that gets within 50 feet?
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
I only need my glasses for reading, so occasionally I won't wear them when I'm out in public. When this happens, inevitably someone just HAS to show me something on their phone and insists on shoving it in my face
December 29, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I only need my glasses for reading, so occasionally I won't wear them when I'm out in public. When this happens, inevitably someone just HAS to show me something on their phone and insists on shoving it in my face
Fulfilled my most sacred holiday tradition: karaoked The Monster Mash during the Christmas season. I followed it up with You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch to stay in the theme
December 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Fulfilled my most sacred holiday tradition: karaoked The Monster Mash during the Christmas season. I followed it up with You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch to stay in the theme
I did not have "Jane Fonda hawking VR fitness apps" on my bingo card for 2024
December 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I did not have "Jane Fonda hawking VR fitness apps" on my bingo card for 2024
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
I love it when someone adds "I do not own the rights to this music" on a video. Yes, AnarchyR00lz69, I was aware that you are not the rights-holder to Hey Jude
December 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I love it when someone adds "I do not own the rights to this music" on a video. Yes, AnarchyR00lz69, I was aware that you are not the rights-holder to Hey Jude