negativsteve
negativsteve
@negativsteve.bsky.social
Keeper of critters, maker of jokes, occasional wearer of pants
October 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@randbot.bsky.social Thought you'd get a kick out of this
September 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
September 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is Floyd trying to be secretive. He's not good at it
June 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This morning's haul. I missed a couple of items on my list, but I don't think I can blame the Swifties for buying all of the Dictators albums #rsd2025 #recordstoreday
April 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@randbot.bsky.social You're more prescient than the Simpsons!
March 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I am not hoo-man. I am Ro-Man!
Tied for first place in the category of Obscure Movies costumes with this character from the classic 1953 film Robot Monster
March 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Floyd only ate half his meal, saving the rest for later.
In other news, my lizard has more will power and self control than I do #skink
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Floyd reporting back to his Gorn superior #skink #startrek
February 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I probably shouldn't have made Tojo watch The Blair Witch Project during his bath last night #tortoise
February 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Floyd has no interest in watching The Wild Robot with me. He's not fond of birds #skink
February 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Floyd has decided to rejoin society. I'm trying to keep him away from the news, or he might go back into brumation for 4 years #skink
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Tojo likes to leave his house almost as much as I do #tortoise
December 5, 2024 at 7:13 PM
When you need Professor X for your sinister scheme, but the Latverian economy is not doing well and you have to order one from Temu
December 1, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Yesterday, Tojo staged a walkout, and refused to come out his hide all day to perform his petly duties.
Today, we are pleased to announce that management has accepted his demands, and he is back on the job #tortoise
November 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
This seems like a threat
November 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Did a bit of Halloween decorating in Floyd's enclosure, but he's too scared to check them out #skink #halloween
October 14, 2023 at 3:24 AM